Ghost of a Chance (Banshee Creek Book 2)
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Authors: Ani Gonzalez
Ghost of a Chance
(Banshee Creek #1)
B-movie actress turned real estate agent Elizabeth Hunt should have it made. The real estate market is thriving and she has a fabulous house to sell. Too bad the house is in Banshee Creek, a tiny Virginia hamlet that has been recently crowned as the "Most Haunted Town in America." But with the help of the Banshee Creek Historical Preservation Committee, Elizabeth hopes to put the ghost stories to rest. Her hometown will again be known for its vintage homes, its heirloom apple orchards, and its historical, not phantasmagorical, attributes, and she won't let anyone, even her long-time crush, Gabe Franco, stand in her way.
Gabe has a big problem. His new marketing campaign for Banshee Creek Cidery is based on one thing, ghosts, but the Historical Preservation Committee nutcases are trying to erase the town's spookier traditions. He has to stop them before they render his investment worthless. Unfortunately, the leader of the anti-ghost crusade is all-too-tempting Elizabeth Hunt, his best friend's sister and the one woman who is strictly off limits. But when Elizabeth rallies the townsfolk against him, Gabe wonders if he'll lose his business...or his heart.
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think he'll be there tonight?"
"Who?" Elizabeth Hunt asked, turning toward her childhood friend. They were walking down Main Street, heading for the Banshee Creek Library. The Town Council meeting was about to start, and her stomach was doing somersaults. No, not just somersaults, her insides were doing Olympic-caliber, one-handed standing back springs.
Her upcoming presentation was turning her into a nervous wreck. She was a real estate agent, not an orator. She glanced down at the handouts she was carrying. There it was, in bold lettering, "Banshee Creek Realty Presentation: Ghosts Begone!" Just looking at it made her feel sick.
Banshee Creek Realty depended on her. The Historical Preservation Committee was counting on her. The other businesses in town needed her to make this work. And she felt like she was on her way to face a firing squad.
Could this night get any worse?
"Are you kidding?" Patricia asked, raising a Spock-like brow. "The love of your life, of course."
Elizabeth stared at her friend in confusion. In spite of the chilly evening air, Patricia was wearing a short-sleeved pink polo shirt bearing the Banshee Creek Bakery logo and a mischievous smile. She carried refreshments for the meeting, but the cupcakes and lemonade weren't responsible for the naughty glint in her eyes.
"I'm talking about Gabe Franco." Patricia drawled out the name meaningfully.
Elizabeth's heel caught on a painfully picturesque cobblestone, and she almost dropped her bag.
Her friend caught her arm and steadied her. "Whoa, I'm trying to distract you, not kill you. Why did you pick those heels? You're going to break your neck on these streets. Here, take this. It'll give you something to do besides worry."
She handed her a heavy bag. Elizabeth sighed, took the bag, and resumed her walk to the library, stepping carefully around the slippery cobblestones. Like the town, the library was small, old, and decorated in its best fall finery. Flickering gas lanterns brightened the evening twilight. A garland of green and gold magnolia leaves decorated the library's white portico, and fat pumpkins and misshapen gourds sat haphazardly on tidy bales of hay. Banshee Creek took autumn decorating seriously.
A sign next to the gate announced "Town Council Mtng Tonite! To Ghost Tour or not to Ghost Tour, that is the question." The head librarian wrote all the announcements in her own eccentric version of iambic pentameter, which made them a bit difficult to understand. For most of the Town Council meetings, the librarian's eccentricity didn't matter, but this one was exceptionally important. The ghost tours were a big deal in Banshee Creek. Their little corner of Virginia was famous for its military institutions, technology industry, and vineyards, but Banshee Creek had none of these. Their town was famous for only one thing: ghosts.
They were just legends, of course, but there were a lot of them. Since its founding in 1563, Banshee Creek had accumulated an impressive array of stories featuring poltergeists, boggarts, witches, shape-shifters, and even, in recent years, a couple of
chupacabra
sightings. The town's name was coined by a drunken Irish farmer who'd sworn a spirit had attacked him in a neighboring ravine. The so-called
bean sídhe
had most likely been a local barn owl, but that didn't matter. Over the ensuing decades, the town attracted myriad ghost hunters, spiritualists, crazy cultists, and conspiracy nuts, and its supernatural mystique grew.
But that was about to end. Tonight, the ghosts were getting kicked out of Banshee Creek.
And Elizabeth needed to focus on precisely that. The
Ghostbusters
theme song popped into her head and she took a deep breath, trying to stay focused on her goal—banishing the ghosts.
"I want to take a good look at him," Patricia adjusted her jar as she tried to peek through the windows. "I've never met a billionaire before."
"He's not a billionaire," Elizabeth corrected. She knew all there was to know about Gabe, who was Banshee Creek's favorite son. The local grapevine kept her well informed as to his various escapades. She knew he was just a few million away from billionaire status; that, according to
Esquire
magazine, he owned homes in Manhattan, London, and Buenos Aires; and that he had a new super-secret project that had the financial press salivating with anticipation. She knew everything about Gabe Franco except for one thing.
"Why would he be here?" Elizabeth asked. "He's a busy guy with a lot of jet-setting to do. Why come back home?"
"Well, I don't know." Patricia pushed the heavy wooden door open. "But his assistant dropped by my bakery today and picked up two gallons of coffee and three of those pecan coffee cakes Gabe likes. That means he's in town." She leaned against the door to hold it open. "Maybe he finally found a girl he can bring home to his mom."
Elizabeth's chest tightened. Gabe at the meeting would be bad enough. Gabe and a glamorous, model-thin girlfriend would be even worse. But she had bigger things to worry about tonight. As she entered the building, she noticed that the large wooden tables had been moved and the library chairs had been rearranged into rows facing a podium and a projection screen. Her palms grew sweaty and she scanned the room. She nodded a greeting to the president of the high school's AV Club and forced her muscles to relax. She noted with some relief that Gabe Franco was not in the building.
Unfortunately, what
was
in the building was much more unpleasant.
She pointed at a giant map placed on an easel next to the podium. "Is that what I think it is?" she asked, approaching the map and trying to make out the words. The title, scrawled across the top in near-undecipherable gothic font, was
Banshee Creek—A Marketing Opportunity That's Out Of This World
. Unlike the current town maps, this one didn't highlight the house where George Washington had a tooth pulled, the pagoda designed by Thomas Jefferson, or the town's quaint shops and restaurants. No, this map featured a jagged line crossing the town, the famous and totally fake "geomagnetic fault" that was the theoretical cause of the town's supernatural happenings. Next to the fault, a large arrow pointed the way to Ambrose Bierce's summer cottage, where he'd penned
Peculiar Incidents at Banshee Creek
, the eighteenth-century pamphlet that had cemented the town's reputation as spook central.
Elizabeth looked closely at the familiar streets. Sure enough, the map marked every single one of the town's alleged supernatural "hot spots" with a tiny ghost logo. Her heart sank as she tried to count the ghosts. According to the map, most of the Banshee Creek real estate inventory was contaminated by some kind of phantasmagorical critter or other. If this map hit the internet, her real estate business would be deader than the local specters.
"I see the paranormies brought props." Patricia headed for the refreshment table.
"The prop says your bakery has a brownie." She sighed heavily. "There goes your resale value."
"My bakery has lots of brownies." Patricia laughed, placing her jar on the table. "Blondies too."
"Not that kind of brownie. The kind that washes your dishes and cleans your house."
"I wish," the town baker said with pronounced wistfulness. "This one changes the temperature controls and makes the mixers go haywire unless you put out a plate of scones and a bowl of milk for him."
"Really?" Elizabeth handed her friend the cupcakes.
Patricia shrugged, placing the boxes on the table. "I don't know. I always put out the scones. The prior owners left me the recipe."
"So you believe the stories?" Elizabeth was surprised. Patricia was the most levelheaded, practical person she knew.
"I don't believe the stories," Patricia said firmly. "But I also don't believe in taking unnecessary risks." She gestured toward the map. "And neither do these guys."
"This looks like a professional job," Elizabeth replied glumly. "It must have been expensive."
"Yep, but that's not much of a surprise, is it? They have money now and they disagree with the town's decision to downplay the ghosts."
That was an understatement.
"I don't care." She carried the lemonade to the refreshments table. "We need to change the town's image. Our haunted town rep is killing Banshee Creek Realty. No one wants to buy a haunted house. And it's not just us. The bed and breakfast is going bankrupt, and the Christmas shop hasn't turned a profit in weeks."
"I know." Patricia's smile was wistful. "The ghost thing was fun at first, but it's gotten out of control. It would be nice to do a wedding for a change. A regular one, I mean. Not that I didn't enjoy that
Beetlejuice
wedding we did in Leesburg, but a regular white cake would be lovely. Anyway, don't change the subject. I want to talk about Gabe. I've never met an almost-billionaire before."
"You've known him your whole life."
"Yes, but he was just a pizza delivery boy then. Now he's Mr. Megabucks."
Elizabeth placed the jars on the refreshments table and looked around. She needed something to do. She couldn't just stand here and fret about the presentation. She walked to the library entrance and the battered wood table where the head librarian displayed her favorite books.
The Complete Works of Christopher Marlow
had been pushed aside to make room for the meeting materials. Copies of her slides, which argued for banning the popular ghost tours and prohibiting other supernatural-themed activities, were stacked next to the sign-in sheet. But another pile of handouts occupied most of the table surface. Unlike her plain black-and-white slides, these were glossy and multicolored. The title, "Banshee Creek, The Most Haunted Town in America, Has a Once in a Lifetime Business Opportunity," was embossed in foil, and the slides had a lot of numbers and spreadsheets and graphs with lines that zigzagged up into infinity. Elizabeth wiped her clammy palms on her skirt. The paranormies weren't pulling their punches.