Funeral in Berlin (4 page)

A bad bishop is one hampered by his own pawns.

Monday, October 7th

Going along the Unter den Linden wasn’t the fastest way of getting to the checkpoint but I had to keep to the main roads in order to find my way about. I saw the ‘S’ signs on the Schnellstrasse and moved up to the legal 60 kph. As I came level with the old Bismarck Chancellery, black and gutted in the bright velvet moonlight, a red disc was moving laterally across the road ahead. It was a police signal. I stopped. A Volkspolizei troop carrier was parked at the roadside. A young man in uniform tucked the signal baton into the top of his boot, walked slowly across to me and saluted.

‘Your papers.’

I gave him the Dorf passport and hoped that the department had gone to the trouble of getting it made up by the Foreign Office and not been
content with one of the rough old print jobs that the War Office did for us.

A Skoda passed by at speed without anyone waving it down. I began to feel I was being picked on. Around at the rear of the Taunus another Vopo shone a torch on the US Army plates and probed the beam across the rear seat and floor. My passport was slapped closed and it came through the window accompanied by a neat bow and salute.

‘Thank you, sir,’ said the young one.

‘Can I go?’ I said.

‘Just switch on your lights, sir.’

‘They’re on.’

‘Main beams must be on here in East Berlin. That is the law.’

‘I see.’ I flicked the switch on. The troop carrier glowed in the fringe of the beam. It was just a traffic cop doing a job.

‘Good night, sir.’ I saw a movement among the dozen policemen on the big open bus. By now Johnnie Vulkan had also passed me. I turned left on to Friedrichstrasse and tried to catch up with him.

Johnnie Vulkan’s Wartburg was some fifty yards ahead of me as I drove south on Friedrichstrasse. As I reached the red-striped barrier the sentry was handing Johnnie his passport and lifting the pole. The American sector was just a few feet away. He allowed the Wartburg through, then lowered the boom and walked round to me, hitching the automatic rifle over his shoulder, so that it clanged against his steel helmet. I had the passport handy. Beyond
the barrier the low hardboard building that was the control post was a mass of red geraniums. In front of it two sentries exchanged words with Vulkan, then they all laughed. The laughter was loud in the still night. A blue-uniformed Grenz-polizist clattered down the steps and ran across to my car.

‘You are wanted inside,’ he said to the sentry in his shrill Saxon accent. ‘On the phone.’ He turned to me. ‘Won’t keep you a moment, sir,’ in English; ‘I am sorry for the delay,’ but he took the sentry’s automatic rifle to hold just the same.

I lit a Gauloise for myself and the Grepo, and we smoked and stared across the hundred yards that separated us from the little walled island that is West Berlin and we thought our different thoughts or maybe the same ones.

It was less than two minutes before the Vopo returned. He said would I please get out of the car and leave the keys where they were. There were three soldiers with him. They all had automatic rifles, none of which were slung on anyone’s shoulder. I got out of the car.

They walked me a few yards west on Leipziger where no one in the west sector could see us no matter how high on the ladder they were. There was a small green van parked there. On the door was a little badge and the words ‘Traffic Police’. The motor was running. I sat between the German soldiers and one of them offered me a strange-tasting cigarette which I lit from the stub of my Gauloise. No one had searched me, put on hand
cuffs or made a formal statement. They had merely asked me to come along; no one was using coercion. I had agreed to go.

I watched the street through the rear window. By the time we had reached Alexanderplatz I had a pretty good idea of where we were headed. A couple of blocks away was Keibelstrasse: the Polizei Praesidium.

In the cobbled centre courtyard of the Praesidium I heard the sound of half a dozen marching men. Words of command were shouted and the rhythm of the boots varied. I was in a room on the first floor. It was thirty-three steps above the main entrance, where a guard in an armoured glass cubicle must press a small button to unlock the entrance gate. The aged wooden seat upon which I sat backed up against the cream-painted wall; there were two well-thumbed copies of
Neues Deutschland
lying on it. To my right a large window had the view divided into square spaces by solid-looking bars. Behind the desk was a middle-aged woman, her hair drawn tightly back into a bun. Every action on the desk brought the loud rattle of a large bunch of keys. I knew there must be a way out. None of those young fellows on late-night TV would find it any sort of dilemma.

The grey-haired woman looked up. ‘Are you carrying any sort of knife or weapon?’ Her eyes glinted clearly behind the thick circular lenses.

‘No,’ I said.

She nodded and wrote something on a sheet of paper.

‘I mustn’t be late back,’ I said. Which didn’t seem so hilarious a thing to say at that time.

The grey-haired woman locked each drawer of her desk and then left the room, carefully fixing the door wide open to preclude my taking a short walk around the filing cabinet. I sat there for five minutes, maybe ten. The whole situation was curiously simple and matter-of-fact, like waiting for a driving-licence renewal at County Hall. When the grey-haired woman came back she had my passport in her hand. She gave it to me. She didn’t smile but it seemed friendly just the same.

‘Come,’ she said.

I went with her down the long cream corridor to a room at the extreme western wing of the building. The décor too was like County Hall. She tapped gently on a large door and without waiting for a reply motioned me through. It was dark inside the room with just enough light filtering through the window from the courtyard to see where the desk was. From behind the desk was a sudden red glow like an infrared flash-bulb. As my eyes grew accustomed to the dark I saw that the far side of the room was filled with a silvery sheen.

‘Dorf,’ said the voice of Stok. It boomed almost like an amplifier. There was a click from his desk; the yellow tungsten light came on. Stok was sitting behind his desk almost obscured by a dense cloud of cigar smoke. There was Scandinavian
style East German furniture in the room. On the table behind me there was a Hohner simple buttonkey accordion, piles of newspapers, and a chessboard with some of the pieces fallen over. There was a folding bed near the wall with two army blankets on it and high leather boots placed together at the head. Near the door was a tiny sink and a cupboard that might have held clothes.

‘My dear Dorf,’ said Stok. ‘Have I caused you great inconvenience?’

He emerged from the cigar smoke in an anklelength black leather overcoat.

‘Not unless you count being scared half to death,’ I said.

‘Ha ha ha,’ said Stok, then he exhaled another great billow of cigar smoke like a 4.6.2 pulling out of King’s Cross.

‘I wanted to contact you,’ he spoke with the cigar held between tight lips, ‘without Vulkan.’

‘Another time,’ I said, ‘write.’

There was another tap at the door. Stok moved across the room like a wounded crow. The greyhaired one brought two lemon teas.

‘There is no milk today I am afraid,’ said Stok; he drew the overcoat around him.

‘And so Russian tea was invented,’ I said.

Stok laughed again in a perfunctory sort of way. I drank the scalding hot tea. It made me feel better, like digging your finger nails into your palm does.

‘What is it?’ I said.

Stok waited while the grey-haired one closed
the door behind her. Then he said, ‘Let’s stop quarrelling, shall we?’

‘You mean personally?’ I said. ‘Or are you speaking on behalf of the Soviet Union?’

‘I mean it,’ said Stok. ‘We can do far better for ourselves if we co-operate than if we obstruct each other.’ Stok paused and smiled with studied charm.

‘This scientist Semitsa is not important to the Soviet Union. We have other younger men with newer and better ideas. Your people on the other hand will think you marvellous if you can deliver him to London.’ Stok shrugged his shoulders at the idiocy of the world of politics.

‘Caveat emptor?’ I said.

‘Not half,’ said Stok in a skilful piece of idiom. ‘Buyer watch out.’ Stok rolled the cigar across his mouth and said, ‘Buyer watch out,’ a couple of times. I just drank the lemon tea and said nothing. Stok ambled across to the chessboard on the sidetable, his leather coat creaking like a windjammer.

‘Are you a chess player, English?’ he said.

‘I prefer games where there’s a better chance to cheat,’ I said.

‘I agree with you,’ said Stok. ‘The preoccupation with rules doesn’t sit well upon the creative mind.’

‘Like communism?’ I said.

Stok picked up a knight. ‘But the pattern of chess is the pattern of your capitalist world. The world of bishops and castles and kings and knights.’

‘Don’t look at me,’ I said. ‘I’m just a pawn. I’m
here in the front rank.’ Stok grinned and looked down at the board.

‘I’m a good player,’ he said. ‘Your friend Vulkan is one of the few men in Berlin who can consistently beat me.’

‘That’s because he is part of the pattern of our capitalist world.’

‘The pattern,’ said Stok, ‘has been revised. The knight is the most important piece on the board. Queens have been made…impotent. Can you say impotent of a queen?’

‘On this side of the wall
you
can say what you like,’ I said.

Stok nodded. ‘The knights—the generals—run your western world. General Walker of the 24th Infantry Division lectured all his troops that the President of the USA was a communist.’

‘You don’t agree?’ I asked.

‘You are a fool,’ boomed Stok in his Boris Godunov voice.

‘I am trying to tell you that these people…’ he waved the knight in my face, ‘…look after themselves.’

‘And you are jealous?’ I asked seriously.

‘Perhaps I am,’ said Stok. ‘Perhaps that’s it.’ He put the knight back and he pulled the skirt of his overcoat together.

‘So you are going to sell me Semitsa as a little bit of private enterprise of your own?’ I said. ‘If you’ll forgive the workings of my bourgeois mind.’

‘You live only once,’ said Stok.

‘I can make once do,’ I said.

Stok heaped four spoonfuls of coarse sugar into his tea. He stirred it as though he was putting an extra rod into an atomic pile. ‘All I want is to live the rest of my life in peace and quiet—I do not need a lot of money, just enough to buy a little tobacco and the simple peasant food that I was brought up on. I am a colonel and my conditions are excellent but I am a realist; this cannot last. Younger men in our security service look at my job with envy.’ He looked at me and I nodded gently. ‘With envy,’ he repeated.

‘You are in a key job,’ I said.

‘But the trouble with such jobs is that many others want them too. Some of my staff here are men with fine college diplomas, their minds are quick as mine once was; and they have the energy to work through the day and through the night too as once I had the energy to do.’ He shrugged. ‘This is why I decided to come to live the rest of my life in your world.’

He got up and opened one of the big wooden shutters. From the courtyard there was the beat of a heavy diesel engine and the sound of boots climbing over a tailboard. Stok thrust his hands deep in his overcoat pockets and flapped his wings.

I said, ‘What about your wife and your family, will you be able to persuade them?’

Stok continued to look down into the courtyard. ‘My wife died in a German air raid in 1941,
my only son hasn’t written to me for three and a half years. What would you do in my position, Mr Dorf? What would you do?’

I let the sound of the lorry rumble away down Keibelstrasse.

I said, ‘I’d stop telling lies to old liars for a start, Stok. Do you really think I came here without dusting off your file? My newest assistant is trained better than you seem to think I am. I know everything about you from the cubic capacity of your Westinghouse refrigerator to the size your mistress takes in diaphragms.’

Stok picked up his tea and began to batter the lemon segment with the bowl of his spoon. He said, ‘You’ve trained well.’

‘Train hard, fight easy,’ I said.

‘You quote Marshal Suvarov.’ He walked across to the chessboard and stared at it. ‘In Russia we have a proverb, “Better a clever lie than the foolish truth”.’ He waved his teaspoon at me.

‘There was nothing clever about that clumsy piece of wife-murder.’

‘You’re right,’ said Stok cheerfully. ‘You shall be my friend, English. We must trust each other.’ He put his tea down on the desk top.

‘I’ll never need an enemy,’ I said.

Stok smiled. It was like arguing with a speak-your-weight machine.

‘Truthfully, English,’ he said, ‘I do not want to defect to the West but the offer of Semitsa is a genuine one.’ He sucked the spoon.

‘For money?’ I asked.

‘Yes,’ said Stok. He tapped the fleshy palm of his left hand with the bowl of the spoon.

‘Money here.’ He closed his hand like a vault.

Knights can pass over squares controlled by
enemy forces. Knights always end their move
on a square of the opposite colour.

Tuesday, October 8th

There was plenty of activity at Checkpoint Charlie. Photoflashes sliced instants from eternity. The pavement shone with water and detergent under the pressmen’s feet. Way down towards Hallesches Tor a US military ambulance flasher sped towards the emergency ward and was all set to change direction to the morgue.

One by one the reporters gunned their VWs and began composing tomorrow’s headlines in their minds. ‘Young Berliner killed in wall crossing’ or ‘Vopos Gun Down Wall-Hopper’ or ‘Bloody Sidewalk Slaying at the Wall’. Or maybe he wouldn’t die.

I waved the insurance papers at the guard box and moved gently through. It’s not far to Hallesches
Tor—a district of pimps and brothels—and that’s where I had to go next.

An ill-lit doorway gave on to a steep stone staircase. There were a dozen grey metal post-boxes in the hallway. On one of them it said, ‘Bureau for the rehabilitation of German Prisoners of War from the East’. There were no letters inside. I doubt if there ever had been. I walked up the stairs and pressed a small buzzer. I had a feeling that, even had I not pressed it, the front door would have opened.

‘Yes?’ said a calm young man in a dark-grey flannel suit. I used the words of greeting which London had provided.

‘This way, please,’ said the young man. The first room was like a dentist’s waiting room. There were lots of periodicals, lots of chairs and very little else except a distinct lack of privacy. They left me there for a few moments before they took me inside. I was ushered through the door only to find another door—a steel one—facing me. The second door was locked and I stood nervously in the tiny ‘cupboard’ which was lit by a blinding overhead light. There was a soft whirr and then the steel door moved open.

‘Welcome to the Feldherrnhügel,’
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said the calm young man.

It was a large room lit by blue neon tubes that
produced a soft hum. There was a bookcase full of files and several pull-down maps hung on the wall. Two long metal tables were crammed with phones of various colours, a TV screen, and a powerful radio receiver. Four young men sat along one table. They were like the man who had opened the door; young, pale, clean-shaven and white-shirted, they might represent the new prosperous Germany but they were also representatives of something rather older. This was a cell of the Gehlen Bureau.
²
From here men were spirited in to the DDR
³
or spirited out. These were the men that the East Germans said were Nazis and the ones that Bonn never talked of at all.

I wasn’t exactly a welcome visitor but I represented a section of the Gehlen Organization income; they gave me coffee.

One of the identical men slid into steel-rimmed spectacles and said, ‘You need us to help you out.’ It had a discreet layer of insult. I sipped the Nescafé.

‘Whatever you need—the answer is, yes we can do it,’ the spectacled one said. He passed me a small jug of cream. ‘What is it that you need done first?’

‘I’m trying to decide between having Dover encircled and Stalingrad subjugated.’

Steel Spectacles and the other two men smiled, perhaps for the first time.

I fed them some Gauloises and then we got down to business.

‘I need something moved,’ I said.

‘Very well,’ said Steel Spectacles. He produced a small tape machine.

‘Place of consignment’s origin?’

‘I’d try to arrange that to your convenience,’ I said.

‘Excellent.’ He clicked the switch on the mike. ‘Origin nul,’ he said.

‘To?’ he asked me.

‘Channel ports,’ I said.

‘Which one?’

‘Any,’ I said. He nodded again and repeated my answer into the tape recorder. We were getting on fine together.

‘Size?’

‘One human,’ I said. No one batted an eyelid; he immediately said, ‘Willing or unwilling?’

‘I’m not sure yet,’ I said.

‘Conscious or unconscious?’

‘Conscious willing or unconscious unwilling.’

‘We prefer conscious,’ said Spectacles before relaying it on to the tape.

The phone rang. Spectacles spoke into the mouthpiece in a rapid series of orders, then two of the Gehlen boys slipped into dark raincoats and hurried for the door.

‘A shooting at the wall,’ Spectacles said to me.

‘No kidding,’ I said.

‘Right at Checkpoint Charlie,’ said Spectacles.

‘One of your boys?’ I asked.

‘Yes, just a courier,’ said Spectacles. He uncupped the phone; the caller was to wait there and phone back if he wasn’t contacted in thirty minutes. He hung up.

‘We are the only people who get anything done here in Berlin,’ Spectacles said. The other man, blond with a large signet ring said, ‘Ja’. Then Spectacles and he nodded to each other.

‘Since Hitler?’ I almost said, but I swallowed the words with a second cup of hot coffee. Spectacles produced a street map and clipped a piece of transparent acetate across the face of it. He began marking circles here and there across the east side of the city.

‘These are the sort of places we favour as jumping-off places,’ he said.

‘Not too near the Sektor boundary and within a mile of the Soviet Zone. Things can heat up very quickly in this burg, especially if you grab someone hot. Sometimes we prefer to put our cargo on ice in the zone somewhere. Anywhere from Lübeck to Leipzig.’ Spectacles had a smooth American accent and here and there it came through his lucid Rhineland German.

‘We will need at least forty-eight hours’ notice,’ said Spectacles. ‘But after that we will be responsible even if we take longer to actually do the movement. Do you have any questions?’

‘Yes,’ I said. ‘What’s the procedure if I want to contact your people and I am in the East?’

‘You phone a Dresden number and they will give you an East Berlin number. It changes every week. The Dresden number changes sometimes too. Check with us before you go over.’

‘OK but does anyone have phones going across the city of Berlin?’

‘Officially one. It connects the Russian Command in Karlshorst with the Allied Command in the Stadion here in West Berlin.’

‘Unofficially?’

‘There
have
to be lines. The water, electricity, sewage and gas authorities all have lines to speak to their opposite number in the other half of the city. There could be an emergency but they are not officially recognized.’

‘And you don’t ever use these lines?’

‘Very seldom.’ There was a buzz. He flipped a switch on his desk. I heard the voice of the calm young man say, ‘Yes. Good evening,’ and another voice. ‘I’m the man you were expecting from Dresden.’ Spectacles clicked another switch and the TV screen flashed blue. I could see the waiting room as a short man entered it and I saw him enter the brightly lit cupboard. Spectacles swung the TV receiver around so that I couldn’t see it.

‘Security,’ he said. ‘It wouldn’t give you much confidence if we let you penetrate another operation, would it?’

‘You’re damn right it wouldn’t,’ I said.

‘So if that’s all,’ said Spectacles, closing a big ledger with a snap.

‘Yes,’ I said. I could take a hint.

He said, ‘You will act as Vulkan’s case officer
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for this operation. His code name is “King”. Your code name will be…’ he looked down at his desk. ‘…Kadaver.’

‘Corpse,’ I said. ‘That’s very chummy.’

Spectacles smiled.

I thought about ‘King’ Vulkan when I got back to the Frühling. I was surprised that he was one of the best chess players in Berlin but he was full of surprises. I thought about my code name—Kadaver—and about
Kadavergehorsam,
which is the sort of discipline which makes a corpse jump up and salute. I poured a Teacher’s and stared down at the screaming shining lights. I had begun to get the feel of the town; both sides of the wall had wide well-lit streets separated by inky lakes of darkness. Perhaps this was the only city in the world where you were safer in the dark.