Forbidden Broadway: Behind the Mylar Curtain (87 page)

CHILD ONE

[The EMCEE pulls up her dress, revealing polka-dot
underwear. She runs off humiliated.]

CHILD TWO

[The EMCEE gives him a wedgy. The boy runs off,
painfully humiliated.]

MARIA

[The EMCEE humiliates her and she runs offstage.]

EMCEE

[The MOTHER ABBESS enters and watches.]

MOTHER ABBESS

[She pulls the EMCEE off by the ear.]

MOTHER ABBESS

SECOND NUN

THIRD and FOURTH NUNS

ALL

Favorite lyrics from Forbidden
Broadway 2001: A Spoof Odyssey

"Judi Dench"

JUDI

Good evening, ladies and gentle. Whenever I see a play
here on Broadway, I can't help thinking ...