Authors: Morris Gleitzman
Uncle Cliff knows Mr Daltry, the publican at the Horns And Tail Hotel, so me and Matt are allowed to have our tea sitting on boxes of crushed pear cider in the storeroom behind the bar.
That's good, because if any special visitors come looking for us, we can chat with them here in private.
Except it doesn't look like that's going to happen. Which is really disappointing. When I rang the TV station last night and told them Franco Di Rafaela should come and see Matt's talent in person, the man I spoke to was really friendly. He said he couldn't promise anything, but he congratulated me for doing such a good job as Matt's manager so late after my bedtime.
He must have changed his mind.
I'm glad now I didn't tell Matt I gave out his number. No point getting his hopes up when people can't tell the difference between a manager and a hoaxer.
Oh well, it was worth a try.
I put my plate down.
âI'm not really hungry,' I say.
Matt grunts and takes my steak. He doesn't like to talk while he's eating because it slows things down.
Through the half-open door I can see Uncle Cliff at the bar chatting with his mates. Behind him on the wall is a big-screen TV. The evening news is on. Suddenly so is our town. The main street and our school and the cattle yard. And a quick bit from yesterday of Franco Di Rafaela being annoyed at the airport.
âLook,' I say to Matt.
On the screen, Jayden and Zac and Celine and Gael-Anne are being interviewed by a reporter. So are some of the orange team. I can't hear the sound on the TV very well, but the orange kids are wiggling their hips a lot. I think they're trying to show the reporter Matt's dribbling style.
âWhy didn't they interview you?' I say indignantly to Matt. âYou're the one they're talking about.'
âWe've been at Uncle Cliff's,' says Matt. âThey wouldn't know where to find us.'
âThey might have,' I say.
Everyone at the bar is looking at the TV. There's a quick picture of our house. Uncle Cliff and some of his friends give a cheer. Then the segment finishes and the newsreader comes back on.
âI pity footballers,' says Uncle Cliff to his mates. âWhat's Rafaela, thirty-six? At least I got to forty-three before I was over the hill.'
The people at the bar have stopped listening to Uncle Cliff and are staring past him at something, their mouths open but no beer going in. Uncle Cliff doesn't notice.
âI must be the only bloke in this town,' he says gloomily, âwhose wife left him for an older man.'
People are nudging Uncle Cliff to be quiet.
Uncle Cliff turns to see what everyone is staring at. His face goes almost as stunned as it was the night he showed us Aunty Paula's goodbye note.
I know what's probably happened. A reporter has probably just walked in. He or she must have tracked Matt down at last. But not just any reporter. From the look on people's faces, it must be someone really famous.
Could it be the Channel Nine newsreader? While he's still on the screen? Is that possible?
I peek out of the storeroom.
Standing at the other end of the bar are three men, all wearing suits. Two of them I've never seen before, but the third one, who's shorter than the other two and has dark curly hair and slightly bandy legs, I recognise instantly.
Judas H incredible.
It's Franco Di Rafaela.
All the way home in Uncle Cliff's car, I try to keep calm.
Uncle Cliff doesn't.
âRock 'n' roll, Matty,' he says. âFranco Di Rafaela, here in person. I reckon it's because you remind him of when he was a kid. Probably wants a photo with you for his memoirs. They can be really emotional, Italian sports stars. He'll probably give you some signed boots. Or the ball he scored the winning goal with in the European Champions League final.'
Matt looks doubtful.
I don't say anything. I try to keep my thoughts calm and sensible, like a manager should.
The TV station must have passed my message on after all.
And now Franco Di Rafaela is here with a member of his management team and a marketing executive from his English club. And they didn't ask Matt to do any skill at the pub, so they must already have made up their minds.
They're going to ask Matt to play for one of the best-known and most important soccer clubs in the world.
He'll be doing fast passing with some of the most famous players on the planet. I've seen them on TV. They're really rich and they don't go anywhere without their personal managers.
I glance at Matt.
His knees are jiggling like they do when he's excited. I can see he's having the same thoughts.
It must be incredible, to suddenly have your secret dream come true. The secret dream you've never told anybody except your sister years ago to take her mind off her chicken pox.
Matt grins at me.
I grin back.
Calm and sensible.
Calm and sensible.
Dad is hardly ever off balance.
I've seen him carry a glass-fronted china cabinet down some really steep steps in a thunderstorm and he didn't drop it once. Plus he had a toilet-brush under his arm.
But when me and Matt walk into our place with Franco Di Rafaela, Dad looks like he's going to fall off his chair.
Mum grips Dad's arm, but I think that's so she doesn't fall over either.
Everyone introduces themselves. The marketing executive from Franco Di Rafaela's English Premier League club is called Ken, and the member of his personal management team is called Bruno.
We all sit round the dining table, except Matt who prefers to stand. I sit next to Bruno so I can pick up managing tips.
Mum goes into the kitchen to make some tea. Dad goes after her to get the biscuits.
âYou have a very nice home,' says Ken to Matt.
âThanks,' says Matt.
âDad re-stumped it last year,' I say. âSo if we have to sell the house in a hurry, we can.'
Everyone looks at me.
âOr we could just rent it out,' I say. âIf you need Matt to join the team straight away.'
Nobody says anything.
Matt goes out to the kitchen too. I don't think he can bear the excitement.
âUm,' says Ken, âwe might be having a slight misunderstanding here, Bridie. We haven't come to ask Matt to play for the club. Sorry.'
I stare at him.
âWhy not?' I say.
A thought hits me. In the video, did they see the scars on Matt's legs? Is that what's putting them off?
No, it can't be that. Matt hasn't got that many scars. He just looks like a soccer player who's been kicked quite a bit.
âMatt is very talented,' says Franco Di Rafaela. âBut his size is not thick enough.'
âWhat Franco means,' says Ken, âis that Matt has the wrong body shape for a modern professional footballer. He's too lightweight.'
This is crazy. They don't understand.
âI don't mean the first team,' I say. âNot yet. I mean the youth team.'
The visitors all shake their heads.
âStill too lightweight,' says Ken apologetically. âMatt is what's called an ectomorph. Lean and skinny. These days we find the young players that do best are mesomorphs. Chunky and strong.'
âMatt's only fourteen,' I say. âHe hasn't had his growth spurt yet.'
Ken sighs.
âThe sad truth is,' he says, âyou can't ever change your body type.'
I don't believe him. That is so negative. I look at Bruno to see if he feels the same as me. Managers have to be positive, it's their job.
But Bruno is nodding sadly like he agrees with Ken.
I have one more go.
âWhat about Lionel Messi?' I say. âHe's the most famous footballer in the world and he isn't chunky.'
Nobody says anything.
I think they're trying to protect my feelings. Because now I think of it, as well as being short, Lionel Messi is quite chunky.
I want to plead and beg. Tell them talent is more important than chunkiness any day, plus I'll make Matt take vitamins.
But Mum and Dad come back in, and suddenly everyone's more interested in tea and biscuits.
I slump back in my chair. I'm so disappointed I don't hear what anyone else says for a bit. I can see lips moving, and Mum and Dad looking a bit stunned, but I don't take much in.
Outside I can hear a crowd murmuring. Half the pub followed us home. Uncle Cliff is out there keeping them quiet.
Dad's frowning like he's struggling to get his brain round something.
âHave I got this right?' he says to the visitors. âYou're offering to fly us all to England?'
âExact,' says Franco Di Rafaela. âWe fly you free. Business class.'
âCome over and spend a few days with us at the club,' says Ken. âWatch a match from the VIP box. Meet some famous players. All expenses paid.'
Mum and Dad look at each other.
I look at them both, my thoughts racing.
This actually isn't so bad. I've no idea why they're doing this, but once we're over there, Matt can show them in person that talent is more important than chunkiness.
âThat's incredibly kind,' says Mum to Ken. âBut why us?'
âFair question,' says Ken. âNext week we're opening five superstores in Australia, all selling our club merchandise. While Franco's over here, he's helping us with the publicity. As part of that publicity we've been looking for an Australian family to take back to London as our guests. The media love that sort of thing. When we saw the coverage Matt's been getting for his party piece with the livestock, well, you lovely people are the obvious choice.'
Mum and Dad look at each other again.
Mum's face is doubtful.
Ken gives Franco Di Rafaela a quick glance.
Franco Di Rafaela turns to Matt, who's standing in the kitchen doorway, flipping an egg from one foot to the other and back again without breaking the shell. Mum usually yells at him, but she doesn't this time.
âWhat you think, Matt?' says Franco. âSounds fun, eh?'
After a moment or two, Matt nods.
âOf course,' says Ken, smiling, âwe're assuming you are a fan of our club.'
âNot really,' says Matt. âI generally barrack for, you know, the less chunky clubs.'
He can be really witty, Matt, when he's paying attention.
The visitors all chuckle.
âIt is a very kind offer,' says Dad. âBut we'd like to talk about it as a family. Can we give you an answer in the morning?'
The visitors glance at each other and nod.
I can see they understand. Our family is a team. In a team, everyone has a say.
Franco and the others don't have to worry. Once Mum and Dad and Matt realise what an opportunity this is, I know we'll all say yes.
After the visitors leave, Mum and Dad go to their room for a chat. Sometimes, before a team talk, parents like to have a parent talk.
I go to Matt's room for a manager talk.
Matt is lying on his bed, flipping his school lunchbox from foot to foot.
âThey're right,' he says gloomily.
I want to shake him and tell him to snap out of it. But I don't. When a family's had a tragedy, it's normal for people to get a bit despairing, even after two soccer seasons.
âThey're not right,' I say to Matt. âOK, you're slim, but this is soccer, not heavyweight wrestling.'
âI don't mean that,' says Matt. âI'm talking about what the surgeons told Mum. How if my legs get broken again, they can't put the pins back in and I'll be crippled.'
Sometimes Matt looks so worried I just want to hug him. But you have to be careful of that with older brothers.
âMatt,' I say. âDon't be a dope. Your legs have got skill, the best protection in the world. Look at those cattle. Did they hurt your legs? No, they didn't.'
Matt frowns and rubs his bruise.
âThat's your shoulder,' I say. âThat's different.'
Matt doesn't look totally convinced.
âAnyway,' I say, âwhen people see you play, I've never heard one person go, ooh look how fragile his legs are. And when people see how you can score goals, they almost poop themselves.'
Matt is still frowning, but a bit less.
âYour legs will be totally fine,' I say. âTrust me.'
Sometimes managers have to say things, even if they're only ninety-nine percent sure. It's their job.
Matt grins.
âIt would be Judas H incredible,' he says. âHaving a kick-around at a Premier League club.'
He flicks his school lunchbox in my direction.
I catch it on my knee. Matt's been teaching me a bit of ball and lunchbox control. Sometimes I think if I could run I'd be pretty good.
âIt'll be more than a kick-around,' I say. âOnce we're there I reckon we can get you a try-out with the youth team. Dad's really ace at persuading people. Remember how he persuaded that woman not to put her tropical fish too close to her microwave?'
I flick the lunchbox back to Matt. Sort of. It clatters into his wardrobe.
Mum and Dad come in.
I see their faces and my chest goes tight.
âWe're really sorry,' says Dad. âWe'd love to go to England, but we just can't do it.'
I'm struggling to breathe. Sometimes extreme disappointment can feel just like asthma.
âThey want us to go in a week,' says Mum. âBut I haven't got holidays for months. If I take extra time off work, I could lose my job.'
âAnd even if Wal gives me time off,' says Dad, âI can't leave Gran and Granpa.'
Oh no. I forgot about Gran and Granpa. They're so old they need help with everything on the farm. Sheep, chooks, fences, pills, everything. And Mum can't drive their old tractor, the fumes give her vertigo.
Frantically I try to think of a solution.
I can't.
âWhich is why,' says Mum, âyou two will have to go without us.'
I stare at her.
âWe know,' says Dad. âNot what you were expecting.'
Mum takes a deep breath.
âMe and Dad have talked about it,' she says, âand . . . well, there were a lot of things poor Pete and Danny didn't get to do, and there's no way anybody can fix that now, but we don't want to be the reason you two don't get to do things.'
I can see what a struggle it is for Mum to say that, but I can also see she means it.
âI feel the same,' says Dad. âWe think it's time we started trusting that you can both stand on your own two feet.'
I open my mouth to tell them that we can, that we almost sharpened Uncle Cliff's knives and repaired his plug.
Then I remember we didn't.
So I just say thanks.
âThis is a great chance for you both to see the world,' says Dad. âAnd to have a squiz at some top-class European soccer. We'll probably never be able to afford to give you that chance ourselves, so we think you should grab it.'
âThanks,' I say again, feeling a bit wobbly with the shock of it all. âI promise I'll look after Matt.'
âAnd he'll look after you,' says Mum. âWon't you, Matt?'
âYeah,' says Matt. âCourse.'
But he's looking at me with a worried expression.
âI might need help,' he says to Mum and Dad.
âYou'll have some,' says Dad.
He gives a whistle and a huge grin appears in the doorway. It's Mick Jagger's grin on Uncle Cliff's favourite Rolling Stones T-shirt, but inside it Uncle Cliff is grinning quite a lot as well.
âRock 'n' roll, dudes,' he says. âLast one to the airport's a bass player.'