Authors: Ken Macleod
Tags: #General, #Fiction, #Science Fiction, #Life on Other Planets, #Human-Alien Encounters
Inflation.
Infanticide.
Piracy.
Cattle-raiding.
Dueling.
Nonmedical surgery on people below the age of puberty, including but not limited to: scarification, infibulation, circumcision.
Animal sacrifice grossly incompatible with the codes of kosher and halal.
Interference with public or private practices not on the list of prohibited practices.
Public exhortation of prohibited practices or heinous crimes, except in the public reading of scriptures revealed before the date of the passage of this law (SAYOL 2226) or in the performance of traditional rites.
Unauthorized possession of nuclear-explosive devices.
Theomancy.
Heinous Crimes:
Murder.
Rape.
Kidnapping.
Trafficking in slaves.
Torture.
Poisoning.
Maiming.
Nonmedical vaginal or anal penetration of a person below the age of puberty.
Prevention by force or fraud of any accepted passenger or crew member from embarking or disembarking from a starship.
Causing a nuclear explosion within a habitable atmosphere.
Theicide.
Anyone convicted of a heinous crime may be sentenced to death by public stoning. There is no need to be alarmed by this. The maximum sentence is seldom applied, and when it is, it is usually commuted to death by firing squad.
Have a safe journey, and enjoy your stay.
And
whee!
Back in KyohvicMisty Harbor, as the helpful stab-in-the-dark translation says in squiggly italics on the sky-port sign, dittoed below in the barred neon of chi-chi OghamMatt Cairns shoulders his duffel bag and heads through the concourse for the shuttle train to town. Foam earpieces tab his throat. The contract brokers will already be yammering after him, but hes not ready yet to come online. He needs a break and doubts his skills are obsolete, for all that his want of trying is everywhere evident in shimmering monitors and remote eyes and the infrared flicker of robot scuttlebutt. In the sixty rack-renting days of his contract on Croatan, this place has jumped forward eight years, and seen more change than in the previous sixteen: Matt knows the pattern, he can clock the curve, hes lived through this shit before; theyre running up the steepening slope to the lip of Singularity like theres no tomorrow, and if the gods have their eye on the ball as usual, there wont be. Cue cannon ball: Somewhere out there in the long orbits, a shot is being lined up in the godgames of Newtonian pool. Or the spidery aliens will irrupt into the system, and Darwinian dice will roll.
Outside the low, flat-roofed concourse, he pauses to inhale the autumn late-afternoon wind off the sea, its salt tang muffled by the faint freshwater scent of the fog in the sound, and the sharper notes of acetone and alcohol derivatives. The skyports on a plateau above the town, its traffic everything from buzzing microlites and zippy little skiffs through new lifting-body aerodynes to the great clunky contraptions of human-built starships like the one hes just stepped off. The town has spread up the valleys like a lichen, sprouted towers like sporulatall, thin hundred-meter spikes of gene-hacked cellulose offshoot. The factory fringe is a fast merge of that sort of biotech or wet nano stuff with the rougher, more rugged carapaces of steel and aluminum, concrete and glass. It reminds him of the Edinburgh he left, centuries ago in his life, millennia ago in real time. The harbors busier than ever, the tall masts bearing computer-optimized wind panels rather than sails, the steamships wispy and clean rather than smoky.
Out beyond the surface vessels, a Nova Babylonian starshipa quarter-mile of iron zeppelin, its hull running with rainbow colorsis poised above the water as though impossibly halted in the last few meters of a long fall. On the headland that shelters one side of the harbor like a shielding arm, the Cosmonauts keep still stands, its prehuman megalithic proportions as unyielding to the eye as ever.
The crowd of merchants and migrants and refugees scurries off the starship funnels, thickening, to the station entrance and packs the carriages. Matt straphangs through the electric down-slope glide, his knees grip holding the big duffel upright. His reflexes havent quite adjusted to the fractional difference in the gravity, but hes used to this transition; hell, hes done free fall often enough, hes bounded across the rusty desert of Raphael in a clumsy pressure suit, hes earned his honorary title of Cosmonaut. Others, the first-timers, are thin-lipped and whey-faced, lurching with each sway of the train. The cheap housing slides past the windows, then the Universitys crag-built complex, sprawling and soaring like everything else here, then the older, richer streets of the town center and shorefront.
Matt detrains at the esplanade terminus and hesitates. He has never quite gotten used to being feted by his descendants. The Cairns are now the richest of the Cosmonaut clans, thanks to their monopoly of interstellar navigation that theyre exploiting as blatantly as the old merchants ever did their long-cut deal with the krakens. He has nowhere to sleep for the night, nobody apart from the brokers expecting him home, and the merchants off the Nova Babylonian ship will be at the castle, probably being entertained royally. A good party to gatecrash. On the other hand . . .
Nah. Hes not up for it. He needs to find his feet first. The terminus is new since eight years ago, a cavernous glass shed full of hurrying peoplethe three major hominid species, and saursand cluttered with concession stands: coffee, flowers, snacks, drugs. Announcements are murmured from cunningly focused speakers, and displayed in midair holograms that dont quite work. The female gigant at the coffee stall has had all her hair dyed blonde and curled. Matt tries not to laugh at the thought of this car-wash-scale coiffure, smiles politely and takes his cupthin plastic, but insulatingto a round enamel table.
Mr. Cairns?
He starts, almost splashing the coffee, and sets it down with both hands around it and glares into the smile of the young woman swinging into the seat opposite, slinging down a bag. She has a camera behind her ear like a pen, and a mike on a parallel spoke against her cheek. Her hair, eyelids, and lips are a sort of frosted gold. Behind all that she actually looks quite good. Shes wearing black leather trousers and a black T-shirt with a broad rectangular panel of multicolored abstract tapestry on the front.
Susan Harkness, she says, sticking out a hand which Matt clasps as briefly as politeness permits.
I dont do interviews.
Im not a journalist, she says, fussing momentarily with the recording gear at the side of her head. Well, I am, but Im here on family business.
(He detects the increment of the local accents change since hes been away:
fah-armlie.)
Youre family?
Daughter of Elizabeth Harkness and Gregor Cairns.
Ah. Matt relaxes and relents, smiling. So Im your ancestor.
Yes, she says, looking at him with the unabashed curiosity of a human child seeing its first gigant. Its hard to believe.
In a good light, you can see the scars, Matt says.
Youve had cosmetic surgery? She sounds disappointed.
(Suhdgery
.)
Just two-hundred-fifty-odd years of shaving cuts. He shrugs. And fights, of course.
Of course. She tips her head sideways a little and smiles. Matt realizes shes putting up a good show; shes intensely nervous about him, or about something.
So, he says, over the rim of the cup, what family business? And how did you find me?
She waves a hand. Oh, I knew you had to pass through here. Mam She winces at herselfElizabeth and Gregor sent me.
Matt doesnt have to ask how she recognized him. Hanging in the castle is his ancient portrait in oils. Thereve been more recent photos, too, since he came out of hiding. Decades old, but not out of date.
How are they?
Theyre well. Theyre just recently back from an expedition.
Space?
No, sea. That
Beagle
tour theyve been threatening as long as I can remember.
Longer than that, says Matt. Well, Im glad they finally made it.
They had to cut it short and come home in a hurry.
Why?
Her eyes widen. Havent you seen the papers?
He shakes his head, thinking,
Dont tell me theyve reinvented
war
while Ive been away . . .
Susan runs her thumbnail across the top of her bag. It opens in a way he cant quite see and she pulls out a bundle of news-flyers, hours old and already tattered. Matt spreads them out to see that theyre all downmarkettheir money pages cover the lottery rather than the stock exchangeand their front sides all have articles and headlines and photos of odd phenomena: a flattened whorl in a wheatfield, a waterspout, the face of a worried-looking man in dungarees, and something that might have been a thrown ashtray. Theres a sketch of two grim-faced men in the Puritan-style suits affected by scoffers, the clergy of the local irreligion, captioned: Sinister visitorsHeresiarchy denies knowledge.
This
rubbish? Matt says.
Its true, says Susan. She leans forward, voice dropping. Thats what Elizabeth and Gregor found out. The aliens are here. Were being invaded.
Matt sighs, clasps his hands at the back of his head and tilts back the flimsy chair. Hes been expecting this for decades, ever since the expedition to the gods, but it still pisses him off. Through the glass roof he can see a couple of silvery lens-shaped skiffs scooting overhead. A couple of tables away, two small grey-skinned figures with large bald heads and big black eyes are canoodling over a shared bloodshake. The blonde person whod served him at the stall has just shuffled through a spilled sticky drink and is leaving forty-centimeter-long footprints. Theres a good chance that several of the commuters striding past had an ancestor on the
Mary
fucking
Celeste.
Three hours ago by his body clock, he was four light-years away. And it was early morning. Hes a hundred thousand light-years from Earth and hes hundreds of years old and he feels every meter and minute of it.
Aliens, he says, looking up again. Unidentified flying objects. Crop circles. Men in black. This is
too
fucking
much.
He swings forward, his gaze still focused on the middle distance, and he has a sudden hallucination that he can see right through Susans T-shirt to a glowing green hologram of her naked torso. He blinks as the chair settles, and its gone, theres just that pattern of colorful stitchery. He looks away and back, covertly, then meets her eyes. Shes smiling.
Stereogram, she says. Computer-generated. You just let your eyes go
I know, says Matt. Thats the most indecent garment Ive ever seen.
You havent seen the skirts.
Matt stares at her face as though it too were a stereogram, and something clicks into focus. He knows shes attractive but he isnt attracted to her. To attribute this to the incest taboo would be absurdintellectually, theres nothing to it, shes generations removed from him, and emotionally there is no way that inhibition would have had a chance to lock onit depends on childhood imprinting of siblinghood, as far as he knows. It must be something else. He has the body and brain and appearance of a man in his early twenties, but mentally, inside, he is just too old. That must be it: Susan is too young for him. Shes sucking a strand of her frosted fair hair, and tiny fragments of her matching lipstick are clogging the tips. As though realizing what shes doing, she flicks it away.