Endgame (23 page)

Immediately prior, I swallowed a quantity of charcoal and ash made from burned fish bones, which had caused some consternation on its discovery in the kitchen around the time Spike Anthrax died. This was intended as part of the resuscitation process, helping to remove the poison by absorbing toxic materials in the body. I then swallowed a lethal dose of the blowfish venom, which made me seem to be having an insulin reaction. At the same time, I convinced Sandra to inject me with an antidote that I had placed in the emergency medical kit. This allowed me to appear dead for several hours. That way, I was fairly sure, I would awaken in due course after my “eight poisoned needles,” as I in fact did.

Verna Temple's death proved one of my greatest challenges and biggest triumphs. I knew she was allergic to wasps, and so I enticed a hive to build in my eaves last summer. At the time of building, I had the workers put in an access point to the vent in Verna's room, connecting it with my own, right next door. At night, when I was in my element, so to speak, I was able to manoeuvre the nest into Verna's room. Being woken so discourteously, the “nine wasps a-stinging” were no doubt eager to wreak revenge on the nearest target, in this case, Verna. From the little I could see, the marks on her body were quite in keeping with her various enhancement surgeries, particularly her “bee-stung lips.” By the time the others had broken down the door, the deed was done.

While the others believed Sandra's injection the previous day had killed me, it in fact saved my life. I returned the favour by strangling her the following morning when she came to check on my “dead” body. Although I'd shown all the obvious signs of death, I knew that Sandra, being a nurse, would eventually start to get curious after realizing another person had to be on the island. That person, in fact, was me. As Sandra leaned over me to check for signs of breathing, I reached up and throttled her, then laid her out on her own bed for the others to find. “Ten stranglers strangling.”

From then on, it was simply a matter of time before Pete and Sami Lee turned on one another. They shared a life-long hatred, and leaving them to deal with each other at the end pleased me a great deal. From the upstairs window, I followed their movements down by the water. I watched as Pete returned to the house and discovered Sandra's body. He reported this to Sami Lee, who by then was convinced that her arch-enemy Pete was the real killer. With his crazy voices, he was a natural for the role. “Eleven stabbers stabbing.”

I'm not sure which of them I despised most, in fact. Pete for giving Zerin Ames the drug overdose and later raping her while she lay dying, or Sami Lee for her selfish decision to hide the truth from the world.

After that, it was simply a matter of waiting. I knew that without Max, Sami Lee would kill herself. “Twelve suicides.” If she hadn't, I would happily have done it for her. I have said that my blindness enhanced my sense of smell. It also enhanced my hearing. It was pure serendipity when I heard the knife she used to slit her wrists fall on the bathroom mat, which I was able to retrieve under the sill. I was also able to listen as, true to her controlling nature, Sami Lee did a superb job of having the last word — apart from this one, of course.

Later, I took the knife Sami Lee stabbed Pete with and went back out to give him the final blow. I felt it was my due. How I wish it had been the killing blow, but it was a symbolic victory at least, to stab him in the back and leave his body on the beach with the knife embedded in his flesh.

How confusing that will be for the local police force when they discover that the last one standing was not the killer of all those who died before her, but merely the killer of the one person she hated most.

As for myself, I have little time left no matter the outcome. The retina blastoma that has destroyed my eyesight has since spread to my other organs. I have at best only a month or two before I'll die of natural causes. Ending things this way, I feel, is far superior.

I have just reset the twelve chess pieces on the board. In a few moments, once I send this email off to my publishers, I will tie a sock as a tourniquet around my left leg and inject myself with an overdose of insulin, retrieved from my computer bag. (In case you're wondering, I hid it underneath Spike's dead body. It was slim enough that no one noticed it there.) As a final gesture of defiance, I will throw the used syringe at the door opposite mine, Spike's room. With any luck, it will hang quivering on the door, where no doubt the police will find it when they arrive.

At that time, my deeds all but over, I will lie down on my bed and release the tourniquet, one white sock, which will not look too out of place along with everything else lying scattered around me. Having accomplished that, I will breathe my last.

And so, my friends, that is the end of the sad saga of the Ladykillers and one of the final chapters of punk-rock music.

I hereby bid you adieu.

Yours faithfully,

Crispin LaFey

F
irst
and foremost, I offer thanks to the ever-resourceful Dame Agatha Christie for the endless hours of fascination and bloodless detection her ingenuity has provided me and countless other readers. I would be remiss not to say thanks once again to my illustrious editor, Shannon Whibbs, whose suggestions always help to “enhance the natural.” Cheers also to Allison Hirst, James Hatch, Laura Boyle, Synora Van Drine, and all the good folks at Dundurn who make my job pretty cool. A nod goes out to Ryan McConnell, Erin Howe, and members of that fab band, These Electric Lives, whose hijinks set my inspiration buzzing, as well as to Shane McConnell, David Tronetti, and Enrique García-Pereña.

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Copyright © Jeffrey Round, 2016

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Endgame / Jeffrey Round.

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