Don't Blame the Devil (2 page)

The Storm in 2009

D
elilah Dupree Jewel was dog tired of decades of life using her as its human Ping-Pong ball and toilet. She'd looked for love on her terms ever since Claudine abandoned her with nothing but youthful ignorance as a cover. It didn't matter that Delilah had beauty that either made one instantly love her or hate her. She'd lost count of how many times she'd heard
You may look like Lena Horne, but you ain't Lena Horne.

How many times had she fallen for some man's game? All a pair of pants had to say was
Lena Horne better watch out, 'cause you about to snatch her shine. You look like her twin.

Of course, Delilah wasn't totally blameless. If she found a diamond, Delilah would find a way to turn it into cubic zirconium. Self-sabotage, thy name be Delilah Dupree Jewel.

By the time she turned forty-something, she gave the idea of surrendering a try.
I don't have another tear left,
she told God for the umpteenth time. That time it was when the last of her sugar daddies turned out not to be so sweet. His wife, having thought more of the marriage than her husband, went after Delilah with a brick in one hand and a fistful of High John the Conqueror snuff. She'd planned to hit Delilah upside the head and then blind her.

“Don't you ever call my house again for my husband,” the man's wife threatened.

Delilah was insulted that the woman thought so little of her. “As long as I've messed around with your husband, I've never called your house,” Delilah barked. “I've got more class than that.”

And that's when Delilah lost several teeth. The man's wife, apparently not happy with Delilah's apology, put a well-placed punch in Delilah's unrepentant mouth with the brick.

Getting her teeth fixed caused her to pawn a very expensive ring and laid her on the doorsteps of the poorhouse.

But eventually, as so many do as a last resort, Delilah wanted peace in her life; Jehovah-shalom. A lot of her decision also had to do with a failed singing and modeling career and a couple of other speed bumps along life's highway. And, of course, she expected God to do things on her terms and she set about to find Him. She wanted the great Jehovah-nissi, the God that would protect her from the demons of her past and most of all protect Delilah from her own self-destructive behavior. After all, she'd endured for almost half her life, to Delilah's way of thinking, God owed her big-time. Delilah decided she'd serve Jehovah-jireh. After all, she'd heard He was the great provider.

So with no family or close friends to hold on to and her Jehovah at her beck and call, Delilah headed back East from California. Once she returned to New York, she continued her search for the elusive peace, but bad luck kept dogging her as though it were an ugly birthmark on her forehead. Yet Delilah was still Delilah “the stubborn,” and as time went on she became less of a worshipper and more of God's adviser.

Delilah had barely taken a bite out of the big New York apple when she'd upped the she-gotta-lotta-nerve ante and placed God on a schedule. But it all started to unravel one Sunday in Brooklyn, New York. The temperature was in the nineties and the weather wasn't the only thing hot.

Delilah Dupree Jewel put on her best and most modest yellow print dress, tucked her long, snow white hair under her big-curls blond Farrah Fawcett wig, and donned her oversized sunglasses. She'd done all that so she could sit in her car outside one of the various Brooklyn churches she favored. That was how she did her “churchy duty.”

In her car she could avoid inner church politics such as, “My tithes paid for this pew,” or “God knows our hearts and a little sinning is okay.” If she was inside and had to hear that familiar mess, she would've killed someone before the choir sang their first hymn.

By the time Delilah made it to her car that Sunday, the temperature had soared to almost one hundred degrees. As she drove along she sweated profusely. Her dress was wet and clung to her legs. Of course, the air-conditioning in her car was on the fritz.

“Okay, Lord, I know I promised you I would give you another shot when I came back to New York,” Delilah whispered angrily, “and I've kept up my end of the arrangement, but I need you to touch this air-conditioning or I'm gonna hafta go back home.”

Satisfied that God would do such a small thing on her behalf, she relaxed a little and let out a sigh. One of her small hands clutched the steering wheel while the other fiddled with the knobs for the A/C. The A/C was as stubborn as Delilah. “If I had another way of getting around and wasn't already three months behind on this piece of crap, I'd leave it in the middle of the street.”

As she pushed her neon red, leased 2003 Navigator through the busy streets of Brooklyn's East New York streets, she pleaded, “Come on, Jesus. I wanna get there before the choir goes up and the Rapture comes.”

There wasn't much gas in the tank, but she believed God. Even if He wouldn't touch the air-conditioning, He would get her to church on time, even if it had to be on fumes. And then Delilah suddenly took up from an earlier prayer she'd had with God, and reminded Him, “I know I promised You, when You let me keep this latest car out of the clutches of the repo man, that I'd serve You more often, but I still need Your help. I need help in paying that three months' back note….”

“Lord,” Delilah continued, “there's that one thing I know I keep bothering You about. But if I don't bring it before You, who can I bring it before?” The sound of a blaring car horn shook Delilah. She realized that she was idling at a stop sign and not a red light. Since she was on her way to church, she decided not to flip the bird to the driver behind her.

Her attention was still on her driving, and she continued talking to God. “I know there're other problems in this cold, cruel world that occupy Your time. And just like I know folks say that You leave the past in the past, I want to thank You for being bothered with me and all my shame and hurt.”

And then Delilah lowered her voice as though it were someone else in the car other than her and God. “I mean specifically the shame of having that breakdown, and me leaving my husband and putting my baby boy, Jessie, in foster care all those years ago. I'm sure they're doing quite well without me and my family curse. I remember throughout most of my teenage years, my mama taught me that it seems like the Jewels just don't shine that well here on earth….”

“Y'all sing that chorus just one more time,” Delilah murmured through her car window that particular Sunday as she pulled into the New Hope Assembly Church's huge parking lot. Happy she was able to park not too far from the sanctuary, she rolled down her window and braved the heat. The huge, air-conditioned church's windows were closed, but she could still hear them praising God. Delilah swung her tiny hands from side to side and tapped the steering wheel like a choir director. Oh, how she did enjoy directing a good song almost as much as she did singing one. “Awww, come on now. Give God the glory!”

 

Delilah's attempt at pleasing her God caused her to spread her worship among several churches in Harlem and Brooklyn. New Hope was surely becoming one of her favorites. It was the third time she'd visited and praised God from their parking lot. She'd come to choose her place of worship according to which she thought had the best music. So many times the music that poured through open stained-glass windows or oversized amplifiers tugged at her spirit and fed her soul.

And yet, true to her word, as soon as it became time for God's message to come forth with all the loud preaching that was brought with it, along with the begging for money part of the service, she'd always drive off before it began. Delilah always managed to feel good after giving God His worship, on her terms.

However, soon enough Delilah would receive a message of another sort. God, omniscient and the author of the final word for all mankind, had had just about enough of Delilah's customized worship service. God was about to checkmate the old gal and she'd never see it coming.

B
efore she could put the car in gear, several people filed through the church's side exit door. She'd never seen that happen before a service ended. “Well, it's time for me to get out of here.” She was just about to turn on her ignition when she heard a voice.

“Delilah?”

Delilah swung her head around and peeked out through the driver's side rolled-down window. She'd moved too fast; something she didn't normally do when she heard her name called, without checking to see if there was drama attached to it.

“Delilah?” There was no mistaking that male voice. It sounded closer and a bit more confident than it had a moment ago. But now it had more of an accusatory tone than a questioning one. “Woman, stop trying to act like it ain't you.”

The tall, dark-skinned man lumbered toward the passenger side of Delilah's car. Only a few feet separated him from the Navigator.

“Delilah Dupree…” The man reached the car before he could complete her name for the third time. He had a dark jacket flung over his arm and wore a black-and-white polka-dot shirt and matching bow tie. His white pants didn't quite fit right, but the suspenders made certain they wouldn't fall off his lanky body. And the hair—a little sparser than the last time Delilah had laid eyes upon it—still appeared shiny and hard, as though it would crack if touched.

The sight of the man's hair pulled Delilah back to her senses. Anger replaced her fear and any other feeling she'd felt a second ago.
Dayum, is that fool still wearing a conk?

Before she could put the car in drive, he was standing in front of it like he dared her to take off and risk running him over.

“Excuse me?” Delilah's mind went into warp speed but didn't take a single innovative thought with it. All she could say was, “I think you have me confused with someone else.”

“Heffa, please.” The man's dark eyes narrowed as he cautiously walked over to the driver's side and stared. His eyes looked like two brown pieces of steel as he placed his Bible on the roof of the Navigator. Without turning his cold eyes away, he pointed at the front of the car. “Now, unless you stole this monster, why does your license plate have
Delilah
on it?”

“So what if it does?” she shot back. She always knew that one day her oversized ego would land her in hot water with her vanity plate.

The man was about to say something more when several congregation members suddenly came along. Still wearing the smile of a Holy Ghost good time, one of the men greeted the deacon as he nodded toward Delilah. “Praise the Lord, Deacon Pillar. You sure gave God His due this morning.”

“Well, God is good all the time….” The deacon answered without removing his Bible off the car or his eyes off Delilah.

If the men felt slighted because Deacon Pillar didn't greet them with a handshake or even a glance—and never mind no introduction to the very attractive woman behind the wheel—they never showed it. The other man simply added before moving on, “And all the time God is good.”

Before the men barely got out of earshot, Delilah started in on the man. “Deacon—so you're a deacon now?” Again, Delilah had spoken in haste. She'd forgotten that she'd not actually admitted to being
his
Delilah. What she'd meant to do was to just drive away, and if the Bible remained on the car's roof, then so be it. She didn't need a blast from the past to mess up her future. She certainly didn't want this particular one now.

Her tiny fingers buzzed across her steering wheel and her mind kept grappling with her situation.
So help me if I get back home to Garden City, Long Island, I will not be coming back this way again.

Before her stood yet another reason why she didn't have friends or acquaintances; they usually brought the type of trouble she didn't want. She avoided friends the way she avoided fatty foods. Both would eventually lead to high blood pressure or a stroke.

But the man wasn't through. “If I hadn't been inside my church this morning and praising God in all His glory, I just might've wanted to cuss you out when I first saw you.” He stopped and shook his head. “Lord knows, I should've just stayed inside until the church meeting started….”

“You were up in
your
church? If you're so much into your church, then what kind of religion you got that makes you wanna cuss someone out when you first lay eyes on them?”

“I got the kind that's kept me for a lot of years since you took off for wherever your kind goes to.”

“Well, good for you.” Delilah's gray eyes didn't blink as they swept the deacon from his conk to his white loafers before she hissed, “Just let me get out of here before you lose what little religion you say you have, along with that precious, outdated conk and whatever else you got going on these days.” It wasn't what she really wanted to say, but that's what came out.

“Lord help me to protect my blood pressure and ignore her nasty remark about my conk.”

He'd worn a conk since he was seventeen. He'd worn one when he was twenty-six and met her. Back then she was a homeless, yet talented, eighteen-year-old Delilah. He'd even worn one when they eventually dated and set the world afire, and he'd wear one until he was a hundred and seventeen if he chose.

Deacon Pillar laid his arm across the sill of the car window and leaned in. He came close enough to Delilah to kiss her. “To my eternal shame, I always wondered, from time to time, just how I'd feel if I ever saw you again. And now God has delivered you right to the doorstep of New Hope Assembly and I'm not sure I like that. In fact, I know I don't.”

Delilah moved over a few inches just in case she needed to swing. “Oh, so now you hate me? You just finished praising God and you want to cuss and hate me?”

“No, I don't hate you. I pity you.”

“Pity me!” She became so angry her small frame seemed to almost levitate off the seat. “You pity me! Who the hell are you to pity me?”

“I'm the same one who pitied you forty years ago—”

“Save your damn pity!” Delilah's small chest heaved as though she were having an asthma attack. “Go on back inside your church. I don't need to keep coming around here. There're other churches….”

“At least you've figured that much out.” The deacon pointed his finger at Delilah and snapped, “Just so you know…”

“Just so I know what?” Delilah barked. “That finger don't scare me as much as that damn conk.”

The deacon's face again stiffened at the insult, but he let it roll off and continued, “Just so you know, I truly have turned my life over to Jesus. I'm just telling you so you'll do the decent thing—in case you're lying as always—and truly stay the hell away from here—”

He was just getting started, but the deacon never had a chance to finish his rant.

Suddenly, from somewhere deep within her, Delilah gathered her wits and more strength than she'd felt in quite some time. “Well, at least you can't blame the devil for your still nasty attitude.”

Delilah slammed her tiny foot down on the accelerator and took off. The Bible flew off the roof of the Navigator and landed at a stunned Deacon Pillar's feet, opened to the Book of Revelation.