Demons Undone: The Sons of Gulielmus Series (12 page)

Maybe he’d tease her with a little afternoon delight? It certainly wouldn’t be much of an inconvenience for
him
. Her body was addictive. He looked forward to having that damned mark removed. There on the sofa, he’d felt like his head — the one on his neck — would explode if he didn’t sip up some of that essence she was offering. He’d hardly managed to pull out before he came. That was something he had
no
practice doing, so it was a wonder he’d managed it.

He got in and buckled his seatbelt. “You’re not even going to stop for coffee?”

She jammed her key into the ignition and growled. “Don’t you start with me.”

“You know you want some.”

“It can wait.”

“Think about it. A nice dark roast, perfectly sweetened with maybe a generous froth of heavy cream instead of half-and-half?”

She held out his burrito and narrowed her eyes at him. “Let me guess. You figured out how to Google from your new phone.”

“Maybe.”

“It does sound good, right?”

She didn’t answer, but as she backed out the parking space, she licked her lips.

They ended up going through a Starbucks drive-through just before the highway entry ramp, which was all the stalling he could manage in that regard.

Ariel hadn’t been joking about not wanting to stop. It was nearly noon before he saw her glance at the clock. It was as if, if she looked at it, she’d
feel
it. She managed to keep going at her frenetic pace until one, which was when that venti whatever-she-ordered demanded its release.

She stepped out of the ladies’ room at a gas station and did a little dance in front of him. He laughed as pulled up the drink cooler.

“Two more hours until Memphis. Another three to Nashville. Then three more to Knoxville. We can stop for the night there.”

Eight hours. Eight more hours in the car. The woman was nuts. At the speed she was driving, they’d probably be there in more like seven. The grace of God must have been with her, because they hadn’t passed a police car or highway patrol vehicle in at least two hours.

He grabbed a couple bottles of water. “Well, those sound like pretty cool places to visit.”

She goosed his rear and strode toward the hot food counter. “Visit on your own time, buddy. Maybe you can take some camera phone pictures as we fly past.”

“Eek.” He turned, intending to check the potato chip offerings, and nearly plowed into a miniaturized Gulielmus.

Shit. Forgot the bible.

He raised a brow at the jockey-sized incubus.

“I hate this fucking form,” Gulielmus said with a sneer.

“I bet.” John edged around him and continued on his planned route. “So why are you in it?”

“Because a seven-foot demon is very visible, or haven’t you noticed.”

“I noticed. What do you want?”
What the hell is a hot fry?
He picked up a bag and studied the snack’s label, ignoring his father’s distress.

“What do I want? I want to know why you’re still tagging along with this one particular cunt when there are millions of women out there for you poach. Want something easy? I saw a sleeping homeless woman in the alley. You wouldn’t even have to seduce her.”

“So, you do it.”

“No.” Gulielmus seemed to grow a few inches and his blue eyes glowed pupil-less.

John took a step back. “Can it.”

“You need to toe the line, son. I’ve earned my stripes. If I take a woman, it’s because I want her, and not because I’m meeting some damned quota. Maybe one day when you have a bunch of kids of your own, you can outsource your chores, too.”

John scoffed. “Hold on a minute here.” He handed his father a bag of onion rings and some cheese-filled pretzel bites. “What makes you think I’m capable of spawning my own army? In case you’ve forgotten, I’m only half-demon. I can’t
make
cambions. I am a cambion.”

“Nice logic, kid. I’m so glad you’re smarter than your mother. She’s really one notch above the evolutionary cut-off.”

John rolled his eyes and piled some snack cakes into Gulielmus’s arms. He scanned the room and found Ariel pointing out some menu items to the clerk behind the hot food counter. He had a couple minutes, at least.

“It’s not about what you are. It’s about how much power you have, and kid? You have a lot. I didn’t know how much until I talked to your lush brother.”

John ground his teeth.
Traitor.

“He was drunk off his ass, muttering about how much he hated life. Fell asleep in his own vomit again. That guy could command legions, and what does he do? Passes out and pisses himself nearly every night. I zapped a bit of sobriety into him and he said he’d relayed my message to you.”

“Yep.” John picked up a hand basket and relocated all the snacks from Gulielmus’s arms to the carrier. Still, he followed. John wondered if there were any pocket bibles available for sale. Maybe near the motor oil and antifreeze. He scanned the aisles in search of them.

“Said you shocked him.”

“Big deal.”
Skittles. Is that what she eats?
He picked up a large bag and tossed them into the basket. “So what? There was a little tingle.”

“You kids don’t really swap juice like that unless the energy is compatible. It’s like a circuit trying to complete during a handshake.”

“And?”

“
And
— ” Gulielmus stilled him by pressing his palms against John’s chest. “If the drunkard can sire a child with some demon juice, so can you.”

John suddenly felt like that breakfast burrito had been a bad move. He hadn’t really considered the genetics. But then again, up until a couple of days ago, he hadn’t thought he wanted kids at all. To him, it seemed logical that by the time you got to the second generation removed from the power source, there wouldn’t be anything left. It wasn’t like plugging an extension cord into another extension cord. It was more like getting to the bottom of a jug of fruit punch and filling it to the top with water. There’d still be some flavor in there, but minimal. And when that got drank down to the last inch and more water was added, you might as well not count the fruit punch composition. It’d be too concentrated to consider.

What Gulielmus was saying, however, was that he was the lucky recipient of some crazy-ass demonic recessive gene shit.

Yay.

“Move on, Hitch,” Gulielmus said, thumping his son on the back. “I’m sure it’s a very noble thing for you to be so persistent, but this business is about productivity. More and more babies are born every day, so you got to play catch-up with all the adults. Are you savvy?”

“Yeah. Savvy as hell.”

“Cute pun. I’ll check in later. Ditch the brunette. Maybe find a redhead to screw. They’re evil. You won’t care so much about their souls … I’m still not convinced they have any.” The pocket-sized demon walked around the aisle’s end cap in his designer duds, and probably escaped into the bathroom to disappear.

John joined Ariel at the cash register with his basket of junk. She carried a couple of wrapped submarine sandwiches and brandished them at him like fencing foils.

“You’re gonna love it,” she said. “Salami and provolone with tomato and lettuce on toasted bread.”

“That does sound good.”

“I wouldn’t steer you wrong, Johnny.”

Gulielmus probably wouldn’t agree.

• • •

“You are so evil for not stopping in Nashville for us poke around, and now you’re not even gonna let me explore Knoxville?” John said the next morning as he laced up his boots.

Ariel narrowed her eyes at him. “There might have been some time for exploring this morning if you hadn’t gotten so distracted.”

Distracted
was an understatement. When the alarm clock went off, he’d reached across her body, slapped it until the incessant buzzing ceased, then pinned her shoulders to the mattress. She’d ended up with her ankles around his neck and they’d almost missed breakfast.

“Come on, sweetpea. When are you ever going to come this way again, huh?”

She laughed. “I’m a state away from home now. I can come whenever I want.” Her cheeks burned when she heard her own unintentional double-entendre. Yeah, with him around, she sure could. “Assuming I have the vacation time. I’m more likely to go somewhere tropical. Somewhere with soft sand and cheap alcohol.”
And water as blue as your eyes.

“Well, if you insist on rushing … ” He put his hands up in a defeatist gesture.

She stopped packing her toiletry bag long enough to really think about it. She’d be home with another eight hours of driving. Eight measly little hours. If she drove straight through, that’d put her arrival at her grandmother’s house at around five. If they dallied a bit, had a leisurely lunch? Maybe seven.

Then what? Drop John off at the closest Walmart and wave goodbye? See you later, sucker? Thanks for the dick?

No. She couldn’t just …

She zipped her bag and planted her fists on her hips. “Do you have plan, John? Where’s the construction work you have waiting?”

His fingers paused over his laces a moment, then resumed their knotting. “Myrtle Beach, I think they said. I need to call and see where, exactly.”

She perked up. “Oh! Well, that’s not too far a drive from us. Maybe I could take you.” A few hours’ drive was nothing, in the scheme of things. She’d just driven
days
. If he was going to be so close, there was no reason they couldn’t date or … maybe more, if he was open to it.

“That’d be nice of you.” He cast that bright gaze up to her and grinned. “You’ve been doing a lot of driving for me the past few days, though. You’re gonna have to let me make it up to you when I get settled in someplace.”

She pulled up her suitcase’s handle and dragged the bag to the door. “What’d you have in mind?”

“I dunno.” He stood and hiked his bag onto his shoulder. “Maybe I’ll hogtie you and force you to go sightseeing since you hate it so much.”

“You’re right. I do hate it. In all that time I lived in California, I never really got much further than the shopping mall. Visited wine country a couple of times for some campaigns I was working on and had to make a bunch of trips to San Francisco for … well, damn. Everywhere I went, pretty much, had to do with work.”

She hadn’t realized that until then. How had that become her life? Back in college, she’d been so outgoing and eager to socialize. She and her sorority sisters went out and explored all the time. They’d take daytrips from the university in Greenville and visit all kinds of sites, sometimes just for the food. Once, they’d driven all the way to Chapel Hill just to try the hushpuppies at a restaurant they’d seen profiled on Food Network.

She didn’t have that kind of peers in Los Angeles. Hell, she wasn’t sure if she had any real friends at all. So many of the women at the agency shunned her once she started dating her ex. Maybe if she’d had some friends, she wouldn’t have been in such a hurry to leave. It was good reminder for her to reach out to some of her old sorority sisters when she got home. See if they were still around.

“Your expression went really serious all of a sudden. What’s wrong?” Hitch asked.

“Nothing. Just … thinking too hard. Hoping my homecoming isn’t one big cannonball.”

“You’ll be great. You have pie to look forward to, right?”

Her eyes went wide and she thumped the steering wheel. “God bless that memory of yours. I did tell my grandmother I’d get her pie stuff when we got near.”

“What are you in the mood for?”

“Honestly? Blueberries. We’ll have to see if we can find any this late in the summer. Usually by now, the vines start to dry out. Wouldn’t do to take her frozen fruit.”

“I guess not.”

John didn’t even bother to ask her to slow down. The most he could do was keep his eyes on the rearview mirror and warn her about any approaching cops, but there hadn’t been any. They were approaching Asheville when he looked up from his phone and said, hey, “Can you do me a big favor? I know you hate to stop, but I have a brother nearby. Mind if I say hello?”

She cocked a warning brow up at him. “Will you be fast?”

He put a hand over his heart. “I swear it.”

Half an hour later, she parked her car in front of a small coffee house and unbuckled her seatbelt while John scanned the lot.

He seemed to be stalling.

“What’s up?”

“Nothing, I just … I don’t know what he’s driving. He might be in there already.”

“Well, let’s go. I wonder if this’ll be my last cup of coffee of the drive.”

“I doubt it.” John perked up suddenly and hurriedly unclipped his seatbelt. “Hey, you go on inside. I’ll be there in a minute.”

“What’s wrong? Don’t want to explain to your brother how you got here?”

“Nah, he knows I hitchhike. He just likes pretty girls a lot, and I don’t want him getting any ideas.”

“Uh huh.”
Bullshit
. Still, she locked up and watched him walked toward a caramel-colored man leaning against a battered old Jeep.
Must be a half-sibling
, she thought as she stepped into the shop. With the strange way he’d grown up, he probably had siblings of every stripe.

“You look like him,” Claude said, opening the driver’s door of his Jeep and bobbing his head toward the other side. “Even more than Charles.”

John took the cue and walked around. He climbed in and endured his brother’s scrutiny.

Claude looked around thirty. He was tall and thin, with short-cropped black hair, tanned skin that’d come naturally, and eyes some shade between Gulielmus’s blue and … red? They seemed to shift as he turned his head.

Claude laughed, obviously understanding the source of John’s discomfort. “My mother dabbled in the black arts. I was born cursed. Doubly so.”

“Sorry to hear it.”

“It is what it is. You let your woman go in there alone?”

John shrugged. “Why not?”

“
Papa
may not be everywhere at once, but he gets around. Let him think you’ve become too attached and he’ll swoop in and do the job for you.”

“Ariel wouldn’t — ”

“Sure, in most circumstances, she probably wouldn’t. I saw the way she watched you walk away. That wasn’t like a woman looking after some stranger. That’s a woman who wants to get her claws into you.”