Death Shoots a Birdie (3 page)

“Then you’re cheating.”

“By whose rules?”

“By the rules of the American Birding Association,” said Dorothy, “which clearly state that the recorder must be able to identify by distinguishing characteristics either visually or audibly the bird they are listing. That means, you can’t take someone else’s word for it. By my recollection, neither one of us had any idea what birds we were looking at back then. We were taking Mother’s word for it.”

“Except we both know now that
is
what we were looking at back then. There isn’t another bird anywhere in the world like the painted bunting.”

“It’s still against the rules,” said Dorothy, “and I’m not counting it. Until now, that is.”

Rachel glanced at Lark. Why were the sisters bickering like this? They liked to rib each other, but never to this extent.

As if reading her mind, Lark shrugged and tipped her head toward the car.

“Oh, my,” said Cecilia, “You certainly are a stub—”

“So now you’ve both seen one,” said Rachel, picking up on Lark’s lead and curious about how many birds Dorothy had seen in her lifetime. “How many does that make on your life list, Dorothy?”

“Six hundred.”

“That’s a significant number of birds, ” said Rachel. The American Birding Association North American checklist only listed 921 species, which meant Dorothy had seen nearly two-thirds of all the bird types documented in the continental United States.

“I have six hundred and two,” said Cecilia.

“Using questionable listing practices.” Dorothy sniffed. “It only affords me better opportunities than you for new birds on this trip.”

“A two-bird difference,” said Lark, waggling a peace sign in Dorothy’s face. “That’s the sum net difference between your counts. What’s up with you? You two are acting like three-year-olds, or worse, like two Phoebe Snetsingers about to duke it out in the parking lot.”

Cecilia pulled up, and fluffed her short, curly hair. “Maybe Dorothy is, but I’m not that old.”

Rachel had read about Phoebe Snetsinger. Introduced to birding in her thirties, she had been diagnosed with terminal cancer at age fifty and been given one year to live. Instead of therapy, she had started birding with a passion, defying her prognosis and dying at the age of sixty-eight in a car accident in Madagascar shortly after viewing an extremely rare helmet vanga. As far as Rachel knew, she still held the world record for listing the most birds.

“We’re both sixty-something,” said Dorothy.

“You’re older.”

“You’re fatter.”

Cecilia tugged at the hem of her blue shirt. “We wear the same size.”

“But I’m taller.”

Lark opened the front passenger’s seat door. “Can we just go?”

“Wait,” said Cecilia. “The bunting is singing again.”

The four of them snatched up their binoculars and moved back toward the feeder. The interloper was sitting on a branch in the trees. The feeder bird was flaunting his scarlet rump.

The interloper swooped to the ground and shook out his wings.

The birds flew, and this time Rachel did nothing but watch, her grip tight on the binoculars.

Talons scrabbled. Beaks jabbed.

A jab to the throat drew blood.

Another jab left the young male down.

Rachel trained her binoculars on the bird. It took a last ragged breath as its life blood seeped into the ground.

T
he bird’s death put a damper on things. Piling into the car, Rachel blasted the air conditioning. The cool air worked like a salve. She felt the tension ease out of her body, and once again enjoyed the view.

The road to their hotel wound past the south beaches, a small shopping center, the tennis courts, and a stretch of golf course. On their left, small beach houses nestled in suburban grids under a pine canopy. To the right, mansions sprawled on expansive lawns, shaded by giant oak, pine, and magnolia trees.

According to Rachel’s guide book, the grand houses were remnants of a majestic era. In the 1880s, a man named Harry McKinlay, the descendant of a wealthy Hyde Island plantation owner, dreamed of creating a winter retreat for wealthy northerners. Peddling images of a Southern island paradise, he developed interest from members of New York’s elite society while buying up the remaining parcels of island land. Then in 1886, he sold the island to a corporation of the world’s wealthiest millionaires. And so the Hyde Island Club was born.

For sixty years, millionaires flocked to the island, interested in finding a spot for rest, relaxation, and privacy. Combining one-sixth of the world’s wealth, there was no limit to the extravagance or exclusivity of the club. The island, being accessible only by yacht, became a place where secret meetings were held and history was made.

For McKinlay, maintaining the island’s natural beauty and preserving its wild areas for hunting and fishing became a priority. For more than sixty years, Hyde Island was spared from the rapid land-altering activities taking place on other coastal islands. The “cottages,” social halls, stables, service buildings, and nine-hole golf course took up less than 10 percent of the island’s upland acreage. They inhabited the river side so the dwellings created little need for beach development contributing greatly to the island’s preservation.

“Check it out,” said Lark.

Ahead of them, the clubhouse loomed. Designed in American Queen Anne style, a large turret dominated the roof line. Extensive verandas, bay windows, and extended chimneys added to the overall asymmetrical design. Yellow-painted brick, black tile shingles, and white trim cast a decidedly Victorian air.

“You’re sure this is the right place?” asked Dorothy.

“It’s a fair trade,” said Lark. “I met the proprietors through the Association of Historic Hotel Owners. They are planning on visiting Elk Park this summer with their family.”

A few years ago, Lark had traded her trust fund for a Victorian hotel near Rocky Mountain National Park named The Drummond. Originally owned by her grandfather, the hotel had 130 guest rooms and came with a thirty-two-room “Winter Hotel,” a carriage house, a concert hall, an eighteen-hole golf course, and a ghost. With the stroke of a pen, Lark had gone from privileged socialite to working stiff.

Now she’d finagled them a heck of a deal for a couple of rooms.

“Whoa, what’s going on up here?” asked Lark.

At the turn in to the club, people lined the road on all sides. Mostly locals, Rachel figured, by the looks of them. The majority were dressed in T-shirts, shorts, and tennis shoes or flip-flops. One or two wore more expensive birder clothing. A tall man with long, dark hair and a tie-dyed T-shirt appeared to be their leader.

Rachel slowed the car and put on her blinker.

The protest leader signaled his troops like a choir master, and they chanted in chorus, “No land swap. No land swap.” Their signs read things like: BOYCOTT THE HYDE ISLAND CLUB!, NO LAND SWAP!, and SAVE THE PAINTED BUNTINGS!

“Oh my, they seem unhappy about something.”

Rachel drove slowly through the crush of protestors and pulled up in front of the hotel. Tossing the keys to the valet, she pointed and asked, “What’s all that about?”

He handed her a claim check for the car. “Nothing to worry about, ma’am.”

Ma’am?
Since when had she become a ma’am?

“I’ll bring your luggage inside.”

Rachel followed the others up the steps, casting a last glance at the crowd at the end of the drive swarming a light blue Lexus. Inside, a tall, stunning woman with a short dark bob greeted them in the foyer. Her brown-and-white polka-dotted sundress brushed against her tan calves, and her matching brown stilettos clicked on the polished wood floor. It was like a scene out of
Pretty Woman
.

“Lark, darling,” said the woman, extending her hand. “You made it. How was your trip?” She leaned forward and pecked the air near Lark’s ear.

“Patricia,” said Lark, introducing the rest of them. “Patricia and her husband, Nevin Anderson, own the hotel.”

Patricia beamed. “We are so glad you’re here.”

“What was that crowd at the entrance to the club all about, Pat?”

“Patricia. And that is nothing to worry about.” Patricia’s voice carried a hard edge, though her lips continued to be set in a smile.

Obviously the party line, thought Rachel.

Retrieving two sets of keys off the reservation counter, Patricia waved them toward the stairs. “Come, come, you must be ready to freshen up. We’ve put you in two adjoining club suites. That way you’ll each have your own bed, and a little more room.”

She led them up the stairs—a winding, carved affair, with plush wool carpet padding the steps. The walls were painted a pale yellow, and dark-framed portraits of the original owners hung on the wall.

“Your rooms are here, in the west wing.”

Lark and Rachel took the first suite—a beautifully appointed room with café au lait-colored walls, floral bedspreads, two antique four-poster beds, and a sitting area complete with a loveseat, TV, a small Queen Anne’s table, and two chairs. Two doors opened off the sitting area—one into the bathroom, the other into Dorothy and Cecilia’s room, a mirror image of the one occupied by Rachel and Lark.

“I hope this will be adequate,” gushed Patricia, crossing to the bay window and throwing open the shutters. Outside the front lawn rolled toward the yacht basin. The view was spectacular, marred only by the line of protestors in the distance.

“It’s fabulous,” said Lark.

Patricia’s dark, wide-set eyes eased over Lark’s flannel shirt, her jeans, and her boots. “Well, I’m sure the Drummond has its own . . . rustic charm.”

That sounded like a put-down.
Rachel shot Lark a glance.

Lark’s expression darkened.

Patricia smiled.

Rachel washed away the travel dust while the rest of them unpacked and changed. Slipping into her T-shirt and shorts, she shed the trappings of the city and stepped into vacation mode—a mode it sometimes took days to acclimate to. Lip gloss in place of lipstick, bug lotion in place of perfume, and red hair swooped up in a messy ponytail verses a more professional coif. It was a start. Now she just had to work on her attitude.

An hour later, they were back in the car headed for the Hyde Island Convention Center. As she drove, Rachel soaked in the island’s opulence. Mansions posing as summer cottages gave way to small neighborhoods of year-round homes. The lush grass and foliage of the housing development morphed into the greens of the golf course, and then she could see the dunes. White hedgerows sprigged with grasses and littered in driftwood gave way to a wide swath of beach. Sunshine shimmered on the water, and the smell of salt and magnolias tinged the air.

The convention center was perched on the edge of the dunes. Situated on the south side of the island, the back deck of the two-story, ranch-style building commanded a spectacular view of the Atlantic Ocean, making the center a choice location for most major island events. Proms, conferences, weddings, even funerals, were commonplace. This week, the building was divided in half: One wing welcomed the Hyde Island Birding and Nature Festival; the other, the Lucy Bell Cosmetic Convention.

Rachel turned into the driveway, braked the rental car, and coasted through the parking lot. Lucy Bell Cosmetic banners hung on both sides of the main entrance, and a gaggle of well-heeled women in stockings and suits clustered in front of the two sets of large double doors.

“Are you sure we’re in the right place? ” Rachel asked, tugging at the hem of her T-shirt. “If so, I’d say we’re a tad underdressed.”

“This is right,” Lark insisted. “Our entrance is over there.” She pointed toward the east side of the building and a smaller set of doors covered with a green awning. Near the curb stood a large clapboard sign mounted with the official Hyde Island Birding and Nature Festival poster.

“We’re early,” said Dorothy. “That’s why there aren’t more birders around.”

Rachel checked her watch. Four o’clock. Registration didn’t open until five.

“We could take a walk on the beach,” she suggested.

“Or maybe they’ll let us register early,” said Cecilia. “That would save us from having to stand in line.”

Lark nodded. “It’s worth a try. The last I heard, twelve hundred people had preregistered for the festival, and they’re expecting another thousand to walk through the doors.”

This was Rachel’s first birding extravaganza, but she found those numbers hard to believe. “Twenty-two hundred attendees? That’s a heck of a lot of birdwatchers.”

“Give it a few years,” said Lark.

“I was being facetious.”

“Park there,” said Cecilia and Dorothy.

At the others’ urging, Rachel squeezed the car between two pale blue Cadillac convertibles and the four of them piled out. They made it less than ten yards across the parking lot before being engulfed by a wave of Lucy Bell Cosmetic conventioneers.

“Hello,” chirped a perky brunette in a pink suit. In spite of the heat waves rising up from the pavement, she looked cool and fresh.

“How are you ladies doing today?” asked a blonde with artfully applied makeup and a Doris Day haircut, who circled in behind.

“Fine,” answered Rachel, patting the neckline of her cotton T-shirt and straightening the hems of her shorts. It was amazing how a well-dressed woman could make another woman self-conscious.
Avoid eye contact
, she thought, hoping the others picked up her ESP.

The brunette stepped into her path. “Are you all part of the birding thing?”

“Oh, my,” said Cecilia, fingering her hair. “Could you tell?”

The brunette and Rachel exchanged glances.

“We were just over there,” said the brunette. “And we were thinking that after a day out in the field you all could probably use a facial or a good foot massage.”