Dear Fatty (48 page)
Authors: Dawn French
Prima Ballerina, ready to meet Princess Margaret.
The Diblets.
With Gary Waldhorn as Easter Bunnies.
The puddle. The second time.
On Dartmoor filming
Jam and Jerusalem
.
Wild West
with Catherine as my lesbian lover. Yum Yum.
Mum visits the set.
Len gets to be Commander.
Gary, Bill, Jack, Hannah and Grandma French on her back step.
Me ‘n Fatty. Big love.
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