Read Curtain for a Jester Online
Authors: Frances Lockridge
“She runs a good deal,” Jerry said. “And when she does, the others do. She's the boss, you know. It's a case of âMom.'”
He was told he was merely pretending not to understand.
“No,” Jerry said. “I'll grant that there's something, as you say, about Baker. From what you say. But I don't think cats can tell murderers any better than anybody else, just by looking at them.”
“They can smell them, probably,” Pam pointed out. “Also, they've obviously got something else. Extra sensory. Anyway, I didn't say a murderer, necessarily. Just something. Something they didn't like.”
“All we actually know,” Jerry said, “is that they apparently love burglars. Remember?”
Pam did. It was a time the cats had not distinguished themselves. A sneak thief had broken into the Norths' apartment and had ransacked it, and there was every indication that the cats had followed him admiringly from room to room, ending with the bedroom, where the burglar had emptied Pam's box of jewelry onto a dresser and thenârather insultinglyâtaken none of it. When the burglar had departed, no doubt after kissing the cats goodbye, he had shut them in the bedroom. There is a theory that Siamese cats leap to the shoulders of intruders, holding them for the police.
“We don't know the burglar,” Pam pointed out. “He was probably a very nice man, otherwise. You can always go by cats. And if they think there's something about Mr. Baker, I do too.”
“Listen,” Jerry said. “Baker admits he was at Wilmot's penthouse before anybody else this morning, and he doesn't say why. He as good as admits that he was following Art Monteath. He wasn't at his hotel when he said he was, and could have been off killing Wilmot. He pretends to be an ingenuous, almost half-baked youngster and you say he can be tough as nails. Obviously there's something. And then to prove it youâyou fall back on the cats. Who don't like
any
strangers.” He paused. “I'd be willing to bet,” he added, “that they didn't warm up to your Miss Evitts, either.”
“Oh,” Pam said, “that was different. She was nervous and upset, and of course that affected them. Remember how Pete was when one of our guests stood on his head? I mean on his own head, not Pete's head. Pete thoughtâ”
“Listen, Pam,” Jerry said. “You mean to sit there, drinking a martini, and tell me Miss Evitts stood on her head? I meanâ” He paused. “I'm damned if I know what I mean,” he said.
Jerry North looked at his empty glass and shook his head thoughtfully. He arose, and Sherry spurted from his lap, and spoke of grief. Jerry moved toward the drink tray and the doorbell rang. “It'll be Bill,” Pam said, and was proved right. It was also Mullins. Jerry moved on to the drink tray, making more martinis; for Mullins, an old-fashioned. And Pam North told of Martha Evitts's distracted visit, of Baker's arrival, of his admissions and his changed demeanor, of his denial of murder which was, nevertheless, coupled with tacit approval of Wilmot's removal.
“Except,” Pam said, “that he seemed to think it was premature. And, I was just telling Jerry, the cats don't like Mr. Baker. They think there's something.”
“By the way,” Bill Weigand said, looking around. “Where are all the cats?”
“Oh,” Pam said, “they ran, probably. They usually do whenâ”
From his mixing tray, Jerry made a sound.
“Well,” she said, “it was entirely different with Mr. Baker. But if you won't see, youâ” She abandoned it. She told Bill Weigand that he ought to talk to Mr. Baker himself. She was told that that was planned, but that the well-known problem of catching the rabbit seemed to have arisen. “He's no rabbit,” Pam said. “Not Mr. Baker. What hunts rabbits?” She considered. “Dogs,” she said. “Cats. Owls, don't they? People. Mr. Baker is on that side.”
“He admitted following Monteath?” Bill asked, and was told that he had, all but.
“But not,” Bill said, “whether he caught up with Monteath? If he wanted to. Orâfound out what he wanted to find out?”
Pam shook her head. She said, “Mr. Baker isn't what he appears to be, is he?” and waited.
“Apparently not,” Bill said. He sipped from his glass. “Neither is Mr. Monteath, come to that,” he said, and sipped again. “Mr. Monteath killed a man,” he said, and got, “
Bill! No!
” from Pam.
“Not recently,” Bill said. “Not here. Probably there's no connection butâcoincidence. However, there is that. He shot, and killed, a man trying to break into a cottage he had.”
He told them.
“
The man had red hair!
” Pam North said.
Bill smiled faintly, he shook his head.
“He
must
have had,” Pam said. “Somebody's made a mistake.”
That was possible, Bill agreed. He thought it very doubtful. The manâJoseph Parksâhad been heavy-set, had had black hair. It was not a matter on which the records of the Maine state police would be likely to be in error.
“I don't understand it,” Pam said. “It's allâwrong. Isn't it? Because red hair has to come into it.”
“Or,” Jerry said, “for red hair read red herring.”
“Really, Jerry,” Pam said. “Actually, the man Mr. Monteath killedâand you say nobody minded, Bill?”
“I suppose Parks minded,” Bill said. “Noâthe police didn't âmind.' At least, there was nothing to do. No charge to bring.”
“This man, this Mr. Parks, was just the opposite of the dummy, wasn't he?” Pam said. “Heavy-set and the dummy was thin; black-haired and the dummy had red hair. I suppose there wasn't even the scar?”
They all looked at her, including Jerry.
“The scar?” Jerry said. “What scar?”
“You don't really see things, do you?” Pam said. “The dummy had a scar through one of hisâitsâeyebrows. It went through diagonally. The left eyebrow, I think andâ”
“Wait,” Bill said. He was sitting forward in his chair. “You're sure about that, Pam?”
“Of course,” Pam said. “When I look at things I see them. You know that.”
“A scar like this?” Bill said, and traced a line through his own left eyebrow with an index finger.
“A little more across,” Pam said. “Butâyes.” She considered. “I thought I told about that before,” she said.
“No,” Bill said. “No. I wish you had, Pam. BecauseâI saw a man with a scar like that this afternoon.”
“With red hair?” Pam said. “A thin man with red hair and the scar. A
live
dummy?”
“Not particularly thin,” Bill said. “Gray more than red. But a few years agoâyes, he might have resembled Mr. Wilmot's mannequin. Andâhe was going into Mr. Wilmot's store. Probably to see Mr. Wilmot's general manager. I did have a man follow him for a bit just onâwell, I suppose because you make so much of the red hair, Pam. My man lost him.” He smiled, faintly. “If I'd known about the scar, I might have used two men. Iâ”
He finished his drink, rather abruptly. Mullins, who had been sipping his, was startled, was aggrieved, by the decisiveness of the gesture. He raised his own glass quickly, Bill said, “Mullins, I think we'd betterâ” and the doorbell rang.
Jerry went to it. In the doorway there was a man of indeterminate appearance, backed by a tall policeman, who was by no means indeterminate.
“Look what I got, captain,” the uniformed man said. “From the description it'sâ”
“Yes,” Bill said. “It certainly is, isn't it? We've been looking for you, Mr. Frank. We've been looking all over.”
“And here he is,” the patrolman says, “here he is, calm as you please, like he owned it, trying to get into the Wilmot place.” He jerked a thumb upward, indicating the penthouse. (It was rather, Pam thought, as if he indicated Mr. Wilmot's present “place.” If so, he took an optimistic view.) “Didn't even look around to see if maybe there was somebody watching. Didn't notice there was a seal across the door. Didn'tâ”
“Right,” Bill said. “Thanks, Foster.”
“The sergeant said you'd be here,” Patrolman Foster said. “So I figured, I'll take this guy down to the captain andâ”
“Right,” Bill said. “You did a good job. I'll pass the word along. Meanwhile, you may as well get along back up.”
“Yes sir,” Foster said. He went.
“Now, Mr. Frank,” Bill Weigand said.
“I'm sure, sir, I didn't realize you were looking for me,” Sylvester Frank said. He spoke very nicely. “I certainly made no effort to avoid the police.”
“No?” Bill said. “Nor to get in touch with them, did you?”
“Really, sir,” Frank said. “I had no idea that I could be of any assistanceâ”
“Come off it,” Bill said. “You were trying to get into the penthouse just now. What did you want there?”
“Some possessions of mine are in the apartment,” Frank said. “When I read this afternoon of this very tragic event, sir, Iâ”
“This afternoon? You read of it this afternoon?”
Frank said, “Yes sir.”
He was told that that was interesting. He was asked where he had been. “Since,” Bill said, “you weren't at your room.”
“Oh, no sir,” Frank said. “That is, I was there, last night. Today I went to visit my mother. In Hoboken that is, sir. I try to see her at least once a week. She's quite old and not well and I'm all she has, sir.”
He was told that that was very interesting. He was invited to continue.
“Thursday is my day off, sir,” Frank said. “The usual day off. I generally visit my mother. She hasn't long to live, I'm afraid, and I tryâ”
“Right,” Bill said. “You're a dutiful son. We're all touched. You visited your mother. Then, this afternoon, you learned that your employer had been murdered. Probably you were very upset?”
“Indeed yes, sir.”
“So you came hereâto Mr. Wilmot's apartment that isâand tried to get in to get theseâwhat did you call them?âpossessions?”
“That's quite true, sir. I have a key to the apartment, of course. It seemedâquite a proper thing to do, sir.”
“There was a police seal on the door,” Bill said. “I suppose you didn't notice that?”
“No sir,” Frank said. “If I had, sir, I would not have attemptedâ”
He stopped because Weigand was emphatically shaking his head.
“It's no good, Frank,” Bill said. “You were seen there this morning. Walking up the penthouse stairs. Don't you realize we check up on things, Frank?”
Frank hesitated. Then he changed.
“I'm afraid I didn't tell you all the truth, sir,” Frank said. There was trepidation in his voice.
“No,” Bill said. “You didn't, did you?”
“I'm afraid Iâwell, I hoped I hadn't been seen, sir,” Frank said. “Joeâhe's the elevator man, sirâ”
“I know,” Bill said.
“He wasn't in the car,” Frank said. “He often isn't. People call him to do things, you know.” He paused. “It's not really what I'd call a well-run building,” he said, with disapproval. “So I ran the car up myself andâwas it somebody on the top floor saw me, sir?”
Bill nodded. He waited.
“I saw nothing that will help, captain,” Frank said. “I did go to visit my mother. And it is quite true that I wasn't trying toâto avoid the police. You'll believe that, sir?”
“No,” Bill said, “I'm afraid not. You went to the penthouse around ten this morning. A little after ten. You let yourself in. You saw your employer on the floor, dead. Soâyou went to visit your dear old mother inâ”
“Hoboken, sir,” Frank said. “I am very fond of my mother. IâI found it all very disconcerting, sir.”
“Andâwent home to mama?”
Frank looked somewhat unhappy.
“I'm sure, sir,” Frank said, “that I didn't intendâ”
“Right,” Bill said. “Let's say you didn't. You found Mr. Wilmot dead on the floor. Stabbed.”
“It was a very shocking sight, sir.”
“I'm sure it was,” Bill said. “If you hadn't killed him yourself.”
“Oh, no sir.”
“So, when you'd recovered from your shock, you merely got out of there. Got the hell out of there. Went over to Hoboken andâtold your mother about it? It didn't occur to you to mention that Mr. Wilmot was dead to anyone else?”
“It wasn't that at all, sir,” Frank said. “I did try. I tried to call the police, sir. But the telephone seemed to be out of order.”
He was told that that was very interesting. He was told that, after the instrument had been checked for fingerprints, the police had used it, and it had been in order. He was told, also, that there had been no fingerprints on the telephone.
“I'm afraid I can explain that, sir,” Frank said. “After I tried to use the telephoneâand I assure you it was out of order thenâIâwell, I wiped the instrument, sir. You seeâ”
“You didn't want anyone to know you'd been there,” Bill said.
“I'm afraid I wasn't thinking very clearly,” Frank said. “It wasârather an instinctive action, sir.”
“All right,” Bill said. “Get on with it.”
Frank got on with it. Convinced that he could not telephone from the apartmentâ“sometimes telephones go out of order temporarily, sir”âhe had left the apartment, using the fire stairs.
“Whyâ” Bill began, but then said, “Never mind. Go on, Mr. Frank.”
He had never, Frank insisted, planned to let his discovery go unreported. Once on the street, he had gone in search of a telephone. He had found one in a cigar store a couple of blocks away, but, just as he was about to go into the booth, he had heard sirens. He had gone out of the store, without using the telephone, and partly retraced his stepsâretraced them far enough to see one prowl car stopped and another stopping in front of the apartment building. He realized, then, that someone else had reported the murder.