Countdown To Lockdown (49 page)

Twisted Sister,
16
,
236
–
37

UFC,
176
–
77

Undertaker

MF as announcer and,
144
,
147

MF’s injuries and,
20

Shawn Michaels and,
157
,
194
,
291
–
92

WWE Encyclopedia
and,
43

Tyler Zielinski and,
263

U.S. Anti-Doping Agency,
253

USO (United Service Organizations),
38
–
41
,
44

Uti, Power,
182
–
83

Vader,
105
,
132
,
155
–
56

Vengeance
,
93
,
135
,
216
–
18

Waxman, Henry,
241

WCW (World Championship Wrestling),
3
,
8
,
62
,
79
,
85
,
251

weight loss,
247
–
49
,
277
–
78

West, Don,
100
,
293
,
295

Wilson, Victoria,
2
,
16
–
17
,
49
–
50

“Winter” (Amos),
61
–
62
,
64
,
66
,
68
,
71
–
75
,
288
,
307
–
9

Wizard of Oz, The
(film),
238
,
240
,
277
,
278
–
79

Wolfowitz, Paul,
113
–
17

women

and wrestlers,
231
–
33

See also
Divas (WWE); feminism

Woolf, Steve,
76

WrestleMania

in Detroit,
259

“Hair vs. Hair” match,
8

in Houston,
118
,
131

Lockdown
promo and,
9
,
11
,
15
,
55

MF’s comeback match,
304

MF’s family and,
119
–
20

MF’s last appearance at,
134

Ram Jam and,
157

Undertaker/Shawn Michaels match,
157
,
194
,
291
–
92

Tyler Zielinski and,
261
–
65

WrestleMania 2000
,
41
–
42

WrestleMania 2006
,
27

WrestleMania XIV
,
84

WrestleMania XX
,
134

Wrestler, The
(film),
58
,
156
–
57
,
173
,
236
,
271
,
287

Wrestling My Family
(TV pilot),
91
–
92
,
95
–
97
,
141
,
260

Wrestling Observer
,
24

WWE Encyclopedia
,
43
–
44

WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)

in Africa,
181
–
82

Kurt Angle and,
4

Comic-Con and,
58

Divas and,
16
,
97
,
131
,
264

fake car-bombing and,
214
–
16

Dewey Foley and,
79

Gorilla Position,
289

The Hardcore Diaries
and,
8
,
11
,
15

Bobby Lashley and,
8
–
9

Legends Conventions and,
120
–
21

Lockdown
promos and,
23
–
24

Shelly Martinez and,
96
–
97

Joey Matthews and,
20

Linda McMahon and,
42

MF as commissioner of,
195

MF’s announcing for,
140
–
49
,
150
–
53
,
163
–
69

MF’s Championship of,
8
,
299
,
311

MF’s contract with,
141
–
42

MF’s family and,
119
–
20

MF’s gratitude for,
300

MF’s leaving,
4
–
5
,
150
,
234
–
35
,
262

MF’s Pay-Per-View matches and,
135

MF’s speeches to young wrestlers,
225
–
26

Monday Night Wars,
85

performance-enhancing substances and,
248

Raw
and,
16

recreational drug use and,
130

Vince Russo and,
79
,
84

Tribute to the Troops,
187

USO and,
40
,
44

Vengeance
,
93
,
135
,
216
–
18

WrestleMania
and,
55
,
157

yearly draft and,
165

Yang, Jimmy Wayne,
263
–
64

Yarosh, Rick,
42
–
44

Yoga for Real Guys
,
121
,
203

Zangre, Steve,
115

Zellweger, Renée,
43
–
45

Zielinski, Tyler,
259
,
261
–
65

Zumaya, Joel,
263

*
Of course Ken is now a major star with TNA.

*
Solely because of this experience, I was later chosen to be
The Daily Show
’s Senior Ass Kicker.

*
Author’s note: The admission of solace seeking is purely fictional. As, to the best of the author’s knowledge, is the rumored existence of sexy Republican women.

*
While writing this book, my editor, Ben, and I could not come to agreement as to whether Ms. Canyon’s “gifts” were of the D or DD variety. We decided to go right to the source. “Actually, you’re both right,” Christy informed us. “They fluctuate. If I put on a couple pounds,
boom
, right to my …”

*
It still might. The idea was put on hold until the TNA brand could become better known.

*
Sadly, Chris Kanyon passed away shortly after the completion of this book. Several of his friends felt that he would have appreciated the mention.