Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend

BOOK: Confessions of a Vampire's Girlfriend
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Katie MacAlister
“Ms. MacAlister entertains readers with a captivating romance, supernatural politics, and her always present touch of humor.”
—Darque Reviews
“MacAlister delivers the fun, even in the drama. The characters are engaging, quick, and inhabit a universe that only a genius can imagine.”
—Romance Reader at Heart
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“Action-packed . . . zany.”
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“Pure escapist pleasure!”
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“Laugh-out-loud funny . . . a whimsical, upbeat humor-filled paranormal romance . . . delightful.”
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“A nonstop thrill ride full of sarcastic wit, verve, and action right to the end.”
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Also by Katie MacAlister*
In the Company of Vampires
A Dark Ones Novel
Love in the Time of Dragons
A Novel of the Light Dragons
A Steampunk Romance
Crouching Vampire, Hidden Fang
A Dark Ones Novel
Zen and the Art of Vampires
A Dark Ones Novel
Me and My Shadow
A Novel of the Silver Dragons
Up in Smoke
A Novel of the Silver Dragons
Playing with Fire
A Novel of the Silver Dragons
Holy Smokes
An Aisling Grey, Guardian, Novel
Light My Fire
An Aisling Grey, Guardian, Novel
Fire Me Up
An Aisling Grey, Guardian, Novel
You Slay Me
An Aisling Grey, Guardian, Novel
The Last of the Red-Hot Vampires
Even Vampires Get the Blues
Blow Me Down
Hard Day's Knight
The Corset Diaries
Men in Kilts
*May not be appropriate for readers of all ages.
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Got Fangs?
Circus of the Darned
were previously published in separate Smooch editions by Dorchester Publishing Co., Inc.
First New American Library Printing, November 2010
Got Fangs?
copyright © Marthe Arends, 2005
Circus of the Darned
copyright © Marthe Arends, 2006
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eISBN : 978-1-101-47790-8

To all of the Ben and Fran fans who wrote to me saying they couldn't find one or the other of these books—I hope you enjoy this new edition!
Greetings, readers!
I'm sure there are at least a couple of you squinting at the cover of this book and saying to yourself, “Something about this looks familiar. . . .” There
something familiar about this book—well, familiar if you happened to read the previous incarnation of it: two slim volumes going by the titles
Got Fangs?
Circus of the Darned
, originally published in 2005 and 2006, respectively.
Those two books were intended to be the start of a young-adult paranormal series based on the world created in my adult Dark Ones books, but unfortunately, the fates were against the series going any farther than two books; the young-adult line that was publishing them closed up, and Ben and Fran, the hero and heroine, were left hanging around, waiting for the time to be right for them to make a reappearance.
In November 2010, Benedikt Czerny and Francesca Ghetti will transition into adult fiction with the publication of
In the Company of Vampires
, but since their roots are firmly dug into the young-adult world, I'm pleased that the folks at New American Library will be releasing the two young-adult books in this one handy volume, newly retitled, but containing all the original text from both
Got Fangs?
Circus of the Darned
. In addition, I've written a glossary to ensure everyone will be up to speed with all the odd people and ideas contained in the books.
For those of you new to the world of the GothFaire and Dark Ones, welcome! I hope you enjoy acquainting yourselves with the denizens of my Otherworld.
Katie MacAlister/Maxwell
Got Fangs?

hat do you want to do first—have your aura photographed, or see the witch and have her cast a spell?” a girl asked.
You know that creepy kid who saw dead people in
Sixth Sense?
He's Norman P. Normal compared to me.
A guy wearing a backpack answered the girl's question. “I want to see the demonologist. I've had a bad run of luck lately; it could be due to demons. He can tell me if I've been demonized.”
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