Complete Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated) (963 page)

But there are scores of arguments that would confute and overwhelm this somewhat gloomy view. The statistics of Japan, for instance, are as beautiful and fit as neatly as the woodwork of her houses. By these it would be possible to prove anything.

SOME EARTHQUAKES

A Radical Member of Parliament at Tokio has just got into trouble with his constituents, and they have sent him a priceless letter of reproof. Among other things they point out that a politician should not be ‘a waterweed which wobbles hither and thither according to the motion of the stream.’ Nor should he ‘like a ghost without legs drift along before the wind.’ ‘Your conduct,’ they say, ‘has been both of a waterweed and a ghost, and we purpose in a little time to give you proof of our true Japanese spirit.’ That member will very likely be mobbed in his ‘rickshaw and prodded to inconvenience with sword-sticks; for the constituencies are most enlightened. But how in the world can a man under these sides behave except as a waterweed and a ghost? It is in the air — the wobble and the legless drift An energetic tourist would have gone to Hakodate, seen Ainos at Sapporo, ridden across the northern island under the gigantic thistles, caught salmon, looked in at Vladivostock, and done half a hundred things in the time that one lazy loafer has wasted watching the barley turn from green to gold, the azaleas blossom and burn out, and the spring give way to the warm rains of summer. Now the iris has taken up the blazonry of the year, and the tide of the tourists ebbs westward.

The permanent residents are beginning to talk of hill places to go to for the hot weather, and all the available houses in the resort are let. In a little while the men from China will be coming over for their holidays, but just at present we are in the thick of the tea season, and there is no time to waste on frivolities. ‘Packing’ is a valid excuse for anything, from forgetting a dinner to declining a tennis party, and the tempers of husbands are judged leniently. All along the sea face is an inspiring smell of the finest new-mown hay, and canals are full of boats loaded up with the boxes jostling down to the harbour. At the club men say rude things about the arrivals of the mail. There never was a post-office yet that did not rejoice in knocking a man’s Sabbath into flinders. A fair office day’s work may begin at eight and end at six, or, if the mail comes in, at midnight. There is no overtime or eight-hours’ baby-talk in tea. Yonder are the ships; here is the stuff, and behind all is the American market. The rest is your own affair.

The narrow streets are blocked with the wains bringing down, in boxes of every shape and size, the up-country rough leaf. Some one must take delivery of these things, find room for them in the packed warehouse, and sample them before they are blended and go to the firing.

More than half the elaborate processes are ‘lost work’ so far as the quality of the stuff goes; but the markets insist on a good-looking leaf, with polish, face and curl to it, and in this, as in other businesses, the call of the markets is the law. The factory floors are made slippery with the tread of bare-footed coolies, who shout as the tea whirls through its transformations. The over-note to the clamour — an uncanny thing too — is the soft rustle-down of the tea itself — stacked in heaps, carried in baskets, dumped through chutes, rising and falling in the long troughs where it is polished, and disappearing at last into the heart of the firing-machine — always this insistent whisper of moving dead leaves. Steam-sieves sift it into grades, with jarrings and thumpings that make the floor quiver, and the thunder of steam-gear is always at its heels; but it continues to mutter unabashed till it is riddled down into the big, foil-lined boxes and lies at peace.

A few days ago the industry suffered a check which, lasting not more than two minutes, lost several hundred pounds of hand-fired tea. It was something after this way. Into the stillness of a hot, stuffy morning came an unpleasant noise as of batteries of artillery charging up all the roads together, and at least one bewildered sleeper waking saw his empty boots where they ‘sat and played toccatas stately at the clavicord.’ It was the washstand really but the effect was awful. Then a clock fell and a wall cracked, and heavy hands caught the house by the roof-pole and shook it furiously. To preserve an equal mind when things are hard is good, but he who has not fumbled desperately at bolted jalousies that will not open while a whole room is being tossed in a blanket does not know how hard it is to find any sort of mind at all. The end of the terror was inadequate — a rush into the still, heavy outside air, only to find the’ servants in the garden giggling (the Japanese would giggle through the Day of Judgment) and to learn that the earthquake was over. Then came the news, swift borne from the business quarters below the hill, that the coolies of certain factories had fled shrieking at the first shock, and that all the tea in the pans was burned to a crisp. That, certainly, was some consolation for undignified panic; and there remained the hope that a few tall chimneys up the line at Tokio would have collapsed. They stood firm, however, and the local papers, used to this kind of thing, merely spoke of the shock as ‘severe.’ Earthquakes are demoralising; but they bring out all the weaknesses of human nature. First is downright dread; the stage of — ’only let me get into the open and I’ll reform,’ then the impulse to send news of the most terrible shock of modern times flying east and west among the cables. (Did not your own hair stand straight on end, and, therefore, must not everybody else’s have done likewise?) Last, as fallen humanity picks itself together, comes the cry of the mean little soul: ‘What! Was
that
all? I wasn’t frightened from the beginning.’

It is wholesome and tonic to realise the powerlessness of man in the face of these little accidents. The heir of all the ages, the annihilator of time and space, who politely doubts the existence of his Maker, hears the roof-beams crack and strain above him, and scuttles about like a rabbit in a stoppered warren. If the shock endures for twenty minutes, the annihilator of time and space must camp out under the blue and hunt for his dead among the rubbish. Given a violent convulsion (only just such a slipping of strata as carelessly piled volumes will accomplish in a book-case) and behold, the heir of all the ages is stark, raving mad — a brute among the dishevelled hills. Set a hundred of the world’s greatest spirits, men of fixed principles, high aims, resolute endeavour, enormous experience, and the modesty that these attributes bring — set them to live through such a catastrophe as that which wiped out Nagoya last October, and at the end of three days there would remain few whose souls might be called their own.

So much for yesterday’s shock. To-day there has come another; and a most comprehensive affair it is. It has broken nothing, unless maybe an old heart or two cracks later on; and the wise people in the settlement are saying that they predicted it from the first. None the less as an earthquake it deserves recording.

It was a very rainy afternoon; all the streets were full of gruelly mud, and all the business men were at work in their offices when it began. A knot of Chinamen were studying a closed door from whose further side came a most unpleasant sound of bolting and locking up. The notice on the door was interesting. With deep regret did the manager of the New Oriental Banking Corporation, Limited (most decidedly limited), announce that on telegraphic orders from home he had suspended payment. Said one Chinaman to another in pidgin-Japanese: ‘It is shut,’ and went away. The noise of barring up continued, the rain fell, and the notice stared down the wet street. That was all. There must have been two or three men passing by to whom the announcement meant the loss of every penny of their savings — comforting knowledge to digest after tiffin. In London, of course, the failure would not mean so much; there are many banks in the City, and people would have had warning. Here banks are few, people are dependent on them, and this news came out of the sea unheralded, an evil born with all its teeth.

After the crash of a bursting shell every one who can picks himself up, brushes the dirt off his uniform, and tries to make a joke of it. Then some one whips a handkerchief round his hand — a splinter has torn it — and another finds warm streaks running down his forehead. Then a man, overlooked till now and past help, groans to the death. Everybody perceives with a start that this is no time for laughter, and the dead and wounded are attended to.

Even so at the Overseas Club when the men got out of office. The brokers had told them the news. In filed the English, and Americans, and Germans, and French, and ‘Here’s a pretty mess!’ they said one and all. Many of them were hit, but, like good men, they did not say how severely.

‘Ah!’ said a little P. and O. official, wagging his head sagaciously (he had lost a thousand dollars since noon), ‘it’s all right
now
. They’re trying to make the best of it. In three or four days we shall hear more about it. I meant to draw my money just before I went down coast, but —  — ’ Curiously enough, it was the same story throughout the Club. Everybody had intended to withdraw, and nearly everybody had — not done so. The manager of a bank which had
not
failed was explaining how, in his opinion, the crash had come about. This was also very human. It helped none. Entered a lean American, throwing back his waterproof all dripping with the rain; his face was calm and peaceful. ‘Boy, whisky and soda,’ he said.

‘How much haf you losd?’ said a Teuton bluntly. ‘Eight-fifty,’ replied the son of George Washington sweetly. ‘Don’t see how that prevents me having a drink. My glass, sirr.’ He continued an interrupted whistling of ‘I owe ten dollars to O’Grady’ (which he very probably did), and his countenance departed not from its serenity. If there is anything that one loves an American for it is the way he stands certain kinds of punishment. An Englishman and a heavy loser was being chaffed by a Scotchman whose account at the Japan end of the line had been a trifle overdrawn. True, he would lose in England, but the thought of the few dollars saved here cheered him.

More men entered, sat down by tables, stood in groups, or remained apart by themselves, thinking with knit brows. One must think quickly when one’s bills are falling due. The murmur of voices thickened, and there was no rumbling in the skittle alley to interrupt it. Everybody knows everybody else at the Overseas Club, and everybody sympathises. A man passed stiffly and some one of a group turned to ask lightly, ‘Hit, old man?’ ‘Like hell,’ he said, and went on biting his unlit cigar. Another man was telling, slowly and somewhat bitterly, how he had expected one of his children to join him out here, and how the passage had been paid with a draft on the O.B.C. But now ...
There
, ladies and gentlemen, is where it hurts, this little suspension out here. It destroys plans, pretty ones hoped for and prayed over, maybe for years; it knocks pleasant domestic arrangements galleywest over and above all the mere ruin that it causes. The curious thing in the talk was that there was no abuse of the bank. The men were in the Eastern trade themselves and they knew. It was the Yokohama manager and the clerks thrown out of employment (connection with a broken bank, by the way, goes far to ruin a young man’s prospects) for whom they were sorry. ‘We’re doing ourselves well this year,’ said a wit grimly. ‘One free-shooting case, one thundering libel case, and a bank smash. Showing off pretty before the globe-trotters, aren’t we?’

‘Gad, think of the chaps at sea with letters of credit. Eh? They’ll land and get the best rooms at the hotels and find they’re penniless,’ said another.

‘Never mind the globe-trotters,’ said a third. ‘Look nearer home. This does for so-and-so, and so-and-so, and so-and-so, all old men; and every penny of theirs goes.’ Poor devils!’

‘That reminds me of some one else,’ said yet another voice, ‘
His
wife’s at home, too. Whew!’ and he whistled drearily. So did the tide of voices run on till men got to talking over the chances of a dividend, ‘They went to the Bank of England,’ drawled an American, ‘and the Bank of England let them down; said their securities weren’t good enough.’

‘Great Scott!’ — a hand came down on a table to emphasise the remark — ’I sailed half way up the Mediterranean once with a Bank of England director; wish I’d tipped him over the rail and lowered him a boat on his own security — if it was good enough.’

‘Baring’s goes. The O.B.C. don’t,’ replied the American, blowing smoke through his nose. ‘This business looks de-ci-ded-ly prob-le-mat-i-cal. What-at?’

‘Oh, they’ll pay the depositors in full. Don’t you fret,’ said a man who had lost nothing and was anxious to console.

‘I’m a shareholder,’ said the American, and smoked on.

The rain continued to fall, and the umbrellas dripped in the racks, and the wet men came and went, circling round the central fact that it was a bad business, till the day, as was most fit, shut down in drizzling darkness. There was a refreshing sense of brotherhood in misfortunes in the little community that had just been electrocuted and did not want any more shocks. All the pain that in England would be taken home to be borne in silence and alone was here bulked, as it were, and faced in line of company. Surely the Christians of old must have fought much better when they met the lions by fifties at a time.

At last the men departed; the bachelors to cast up accounts by themselves (there should be some good ponies for sale shortly) and the married men to take counsel. May heaven help him whose wife does not stand by him now! But the women of the Overseas settlements are as thorough as the men. There will be tears for plans forgone, the changing of the little ones’ schools and elder children’s careers, unpleasant letters to be written home, and more unpleasant ones to be received from relatives who ‘told you so from the first.’ There will be pinchings too, and straits of which the outside world will know nothing, but the women will pull it through smiling.