Read Cloudy with a Chance of Love Online
Authors: Fiona Collins
And he got in his car and I got in mine and I drove to work. I whacked up the radio full blast as I navigated my way down Wimbledon High Street. âGirls Just Want to Have Fun' was on â oh I loved this â and it was exactly what I wanted to do; have fun, live a little. I was oh so perky, I was very, very positive. I was going to walk in the sun; I was going to live my life right. I also decided I was going to be all American about this dating lark, all
New York
â I would treat the situation with Ben as casual dating, but with a business-like attitude. Head up, options open, plan ahead and work at it. Yes, a New York state of mind was where I'd be at, not an English one where it's all about lust and snogging unsuitable people in nightclubs and discounting men without properly evaluating their merits. I was actually glad Ben had plans for tonight and I would let him get on with them â I had a life too. And right now it was to be the best weather presenter who had ever walked the earth and simply
wow
today's listeners.
âSo, how did it go last night? Did you
get it on
?' Sam was waiting at my desk, as I got into work, resplendent in a tight-fitting tweed dress and sassy ankle boots. She looked amazing â she'd been working hard on those thighs, I could tell. Lunges, it had to beâ¦
âSshh!' I laughed. I dragged Sam over to the kitchen, gently closed the saloon doors so they would stay shut and put the microwave on as though we were doing one of her ninety-nine calorie Cup-a-Soups. What actually happened when you put on a microwave with nothing in it? We would soon find out.
âWell?' she said, hand on hip.
âIt was good.'
âGood?'
âGreat. Great, actually,'
âOkay, brilliant. Percentage chance of falling in love?'
âOh, I don't know about that! None? I'm not
falling in love
, remember?'
âOkay, then, percentage of it going somewhere?'
âI'm not sure,' I replied, âAnd keep your voice down, I don't want the whole office hearing! Look, it's very early days.' The microwave pinged and I reset it again â nothing had blown upâ¦
âYou haven't
got
early days!' exclaimed Sam. The forecast said by Friday. A slight possibility? Seventy percent? Eighty?'
I thought about it. âHonestly, I don't know. We're kind of around the fifty mark, at the moment, if I had to quantify it.'
âFifty!'
âWell, yeah. That's quite good, isn't it? I've only had one date with the man!'
âIf it's written in the stars, it's written in the stars,' mooned Sam, leaning against the sink. âTime will tell. Although you haven't got a lot of it. Do you think there's a chance of him being The One?' She narrowed her eyes and looked serious.
âThe One? What does The One even mean?' I said. I thought Jeff was The One but he turned out to be The One who hurt me, The One who let me down, The One who abandoned me⦠âNo.'
âDamn it! But you like him?'
âYes, I like him.'
âGood kisser?'
âHow do you know we kissed?'
âI can tell you have. You've got that
I was kissed last night
glint in your eye.' I wasn't sure the kiss with Ben warranted a glint, I wasn't sure any part of my date with him warranted a
glint
, but perhaps I just felt hopeful of better to come and it was showing in my face.
âReally?'
âYes, really. Everyone kisses on the first date, anyway. Soâ¦?'
âNot bad,' I said. âAlthough I may have to have another go.'
âWell, that's fantastic!' Sam was getting all bouncy and beaming. I feared she might break out into impromptu star jumps. âFireworks? Thunderbolts and lightening?'
âPotential for them,' I said, which was slightly over-egging a bit of an undercooked pudding, but then I remembered Ben grinning at me, Ben taking my hand, Ben saying âI like you, Daryl.' There
was
potential. I'd dreamed of it, hadn't I?
âHow did the skinny tie go down?' I'd texted her, in the taxi, with a rundown of what I was wearing â just after I'd had my slight wobble and almost hadn't gone.
âHe seemed to like it.' I blushed a little as I recalled him pulling me closer with the ridiculous thing.
âYou're blushing!' Sam enthused. âRight. Well, good. It's all a good foundation to build on. You've
got
to start small, build up your strength.' Was she referring to some kind of exercise regime? This wasn't Pilates. âWhen are you seeing him again?'
âWe didn't say. We haven't arranged anything yet.'
âYou're not seeing him tonight then?'
âTonight? No, he's got plans.'
âGood, because I've got something else lined up for us.'
âWhat! Like what? I can't go out
again
! That'll be three nights on the trot! Well, four, if you count Sunday.'
âOf course you can! Remember what I said? A date a night? If Ben's not available and you're not a hundred percent sure about him, you need to go out and meet some other men.' She laced her fingers into a little platform and placed her chin on it. âThere's another singles thing tonight.'
I groaned. âSam!'
âDon't groan! You met Ben at a singles thing. You can meet another man at this one. Keep all those options open. It's a cookery night, at a lovely country cottage, edge of Richmond Park. I'm a bit excited about it.'
âAre you? Why's that?'
âI'm going to meet someone with “heat” remember, cooking involves
heat
. Ta dah!' She unlaced her fingers and threw them in the air. âCome with me. Let's keep Ben on the back-burner â if you excuse the
pun â see what happens there, by all means, but let's make some new strides. If you want fireworks you have to go out and get them.'
I sighed. The microwave pinged again; we really should get back to work. âYou're not going to take no for an answer, are you?'
Sam grinned and headed through the saloon doors.
âAbsolutely not.'
Mum called me at two o'clock, just as I was grappling with a wind chart freshly emailed from the Met Office's weather station at Kew Gardens. As soon as I answered the phone I could hear the plink plonking of the upright piano in Mum's dining room: Chas and Dave's finest â I could make out the stirring chorus of âGertcha'.
âHi Daryl, I just thought I'd give you a quick call to tell you I've had three offers on the gentleman's pouffe. I should make a tidy tenner on that little beauty.'
âOh, well, that's great, Mum,' I said, as I deciphered isobars. âAuntie Margaret round?'
âYes, love.'
âYou rehearsing again?'
âWell, just some general jamming, really.'
âNice,' I said, half-listening. âYou got some more gigs coming up?'
âA few.'
âFabulous,' I murmured, absentmindedly, then, my ears pricking up slightly, âIs that Bruno Mars I can hear?'
âYes, dear. Auntie Margaret's bought the sheet music for âLocked out of Heaven'. She might leave out the word “sex” though. Substitute it with “vest”'.
âGreat idea,' I muttered. âHas she bought any Kings of Leon?'
âWhat?'
âNever mind⦠Blimey, Mum, that's a bit of a departure. Bruno⦠modern music.'
âWe're branching out. Trying some of the modern ones.'
âRight.'
âSo, my dear. How are you? You been on any more singles nights? Met any men?'
âNope, but I'm going on another one tonight. Cookery thing.'
âOoh, fab, have fun. And how's Bill?'
âWho?'
âBill, who lives next door to you.'
âIt's Will.'
âThat's it.'
âHe's fine, Mum, why do you ask?'
âYou like him.'
âDo I?'
âYes, you told me you did.'
I may have mentioned him in one of our phone calls the week after I moved in. I may have told her about the lemon drizzle and him carrying a box for me.
âNot in
that
way, Mum. He's just a friend.' Good lord, it must never,
ever
be in
that way
â it wouldn't be good for anyone, especially me. âRight, well, I'm quite busy, Mum, I've got to go.'
âKeep it up, love â the socialising. The singles nights. He's out there somewhere. He really is, poppet.'
Auntie Margaret had moved onto safer ground and âYou Don't Bring Me Flowers.' She started to warble along. The piano got louder; she was really giving it some welly. I really had to go; I had a lot work to do.
âGoodbye, Mum.'
âBye darling.'
I shook my head as I carried on extracting information from my chart.
He's out there somewhere
. What a ridiculous notion. Just because people always said it didn't make it true. And, besides, I didn't
want
it to be true. Perhaps whoever was out there should just
stay
there and leave me be.
âExplain tonight to me again?' I asked.
Sam and I were in a taxi. She was quite out of breath when she got in. She smelled of Thierry Mugler's Angel and her hair had been straightened to within an inch of its life â it was a long, lovely sheet of brown glass. Her cheeks were flushed and highlighted, her eyebrows meant business and she had a handful of metallic, jangling bracelets, which she put on as we drove off. They were all I could see of her outfit, as she was wrapped in a kind of enormous grey, woollen shroud.
I was wearing a variation on a theme â another pencil skirt, another blouse, this one sheer, with a black camisole underneath, another pair of killer heels courtesy of my black ankle boots. And more wear out of my glam furry jacket. I had also re-blonded for the occasion with a Clairol root touch-up, and a hopeful diamante clip was twinkling in my hair. I believed I'd fulfilled the brief of glam casual, which Sam had told me was the dress code.
It was also another outfit Will had had the benefit of.
He had been at his window, washing up, when I'd tottered out of the house and into the waiting taxi â trying
not
to totter, I should add, but it was pretty impossible in these shoes. He'd looked surprised, at first, and had sort of frozen for a second, framed in the window. Then he lifted his hand and gave me a small wave. I waved back. He probably thought I was meeting Ben again, that my date last night had been a giant success. He was unlikely to guess I was venturing out on another singles' evening. I wasn't sure which was the better scenario, to be honest. Second date, second night running, or losers'
minglathon
? What would he think of me, in either case? That his neighbour was a right sort, probably. Off to get lucky again. Actually, he probably wasn't thinking anything at all, and it was just me projecting stuff onto the situation that didn't exist. His neighbour was going out for the night, that was all â so what?
I wasn't expecting to get lucky, anyway â one man a week was probably enough for me â but I was determined to have a good night, for Sam's sake. It did sound good, I had to admit. When we told Peony about it â roaring fires, steaming pans, chinking cutlery, candlelight and men in aprons looking flustered and sexy â she'd looked quite jealous and said she almost wished she wasn't getting married!
âWe learn to cook cannelloni and meet desirables,' Sam answered. She pulled a compact from her bag and checked her reflection in its tiny mirror. âThat's about it. It'll be amazing.' She snapped the compact shut and turned to look at me, her voice going all soft and emotional. âYou know what, Daryl, I'm so glad you're coming with me, tonight. You really are moving on with your life. I'm so proud of you.'
I felt tears prick at my eyes. âThank you.' Sam â and Peony â had been an amazing support to me. They'd supplied constant prosecco, cakes and four sympathetic ears. They'd dried my tears and hoiked me up from the depths of despair. They'd been there for me, in those dark early days, to stop me from going under. And Sam had also told me she'd never really liked Jeff, which sped me on my healing process. I felt vindicated. She helped make me see I'd viewed so much of my marriage through rose-
tinted specs and that he wasn't actually that nice. She said she thought he was snippy and had never supported me in my career. This was true. I knew that now. Whatsherface was welcome to him.
âI wonder what amazing men we'll meet,' she continued. âFood plus single men plus wine goggles should a good evening make.'
I blinked my tears away, laughing at the thought of wine goggles. Sam wouldn't need a man to be wearing them; she was gorgeous.
âWell, I think I can see them both now,' I launched into. âThe men we'll meet. A hot personal trainer for you, all Lycra and five hundred calories and day-long cycle rides only stopping for rice cakes and protein barsâ¦' Sam grinned, â⦠and a suave salt and pepper hero for me,' I said âwho likes chocolate and Dallas re-runs and slightly fat, curvy women. They'll both fall madly in love with us at first sight.'
âYou're
so
not fat,' protested Sam. âStop that! You're gorgeous.'
âWell, I don't think so,' I said, âbut I try my best. Hang on,' I said, âthis whole evening could be a nightmare for you. Are you even going to eat anything?'
âYes, of course I am. I've eaten really calorie-light all day and I've got my phone. Once I've reached my daily limit, you know what, I'll just stop eating and pass my plates onto
you
.'
âHa, thanks, so I'll get fatter and fatter while you prance around, light as a feather, doing downward dogs with Mr Lycra.'
âHey, you're not fat remember. And what a delightful image. You won't even care what I'm doing â you'll be snogging the face off Salt and Pepper Man.'