Christmas Trees & Monkeys (26 page)

Max grabbed the battery with both hands, careful not to crush any of the small colored bulbs in the process. He ran to the maple in the center of the common. Distant voices drifted up from the roadside, growing louder.

Max took out a pocket knife from his coat, cut the ties binding the wires. It took an eternity to sort through the chaotic mess and hook the three sets together. A yellow glow spilled onto the grass from the pathway.

Here they come
. He cut the plug from one free end, peeled apart the wires. He suddenly had to go to the bathroom again. He could barely make out the thin white line on the positive feed. “Good enough,” he said aloud, then tossed the string of lights into the bare branches of the tree.

It caught in two places. The rest fell to the other side. Before Max could round the tree Nathan rammed into him like a linebacker. They rolled across the lawn.

“
This is wrong,” the boy puffed. “I have to stop you. You shouldn’t be here.” He was strong, but Max guessed Nathan was too afraid to realize it. He stood up, shoved the boy to the ground.

“
You should thank me, kid. Christmas is for everybody. Even loonies.” He tossed the wires back into the tree. Loops of lights hung like snakes.

“
Mister Tanner!” The voice of Nathan’s father. Max turned around. David power-walked across the common. Behind him, the townspeople followed with lanterns. A few others brandished burning torches. This wasn’t good. The mob looked like something out of a Frankenstein movie. Behind the torch bearers, mothers tried in vain to usher children into their homes.

Out of time
. Max ran to the other side of the tree. He re-emerged with the exposed wires and the battery. Nathan remained on the ground, uncertain of what to do. The horde was less than ten feet away. David suddenly stopped. His people did likewise. They stared first in wonder, then slowly-emerging horror at the tangle of wires draped across the maple. The elders of the group, both men AND women this time, pushed their way through the crowd and kneeled without fear before Max and his demon. Sticks pounded the ground. Spit poured like wine towards the tree roots.

David said, “What... what are those?” His voice was shaky, like a child seeing something he didn’t understand, but was pretty sure he didn’t like it.

Max knelt and pulled apart the wire ends. Positive in his left, negative in his right. He hoped. Even if this didn’t work (and he was more and more certain it wouldn’t as the seconds ticked by), it was all worth seeing the wonder-struck expression of the crowd.

“
What, THESE?” he said. “Let’s just say it’s an early Christmas present.” David’s glaring expression left no room for doubting it was now or never. Max shrugged and smiled. “Ho. Ho. Ho!”

He lowered the wires to the battery.

Color and light exploded from the tree. Reds, greens, yellows, blues, falling across the faces of the townsfolk. The elders lifted wrinkled hands in defense. As one, they opened their mouths to scream but made no sound. Faces twisted, elongating within frayed cowls. Their skin stretched and faded to burnt charcoal gray. Lights danced like swarms of flies about them. Then no features at all, just light. The robes fell to the ground, covering piles of ash.

Like a vampire facing the rising sun, David’s face hollowed and sunk, retreating from the colors dancing across it. Behind him, others stood likewise, in painful rapture of the splendor.

The battery glowed brighter and brighter. As in a nightmare, Max couldn’t move, couldn’t cry out. His hands were held by a preternatural gravity. A burning shape writhed within the battery, two red eyes opening in the midst of the Die Hard.

“
Stop it! Stop it!” Nathan dove across the abyss into Max’s face. The connection broke. As he rolled and pushed the boy off of his chest, Max saw the Christmas lights explode in a hundred tiny pops. He clambered to his knees to look back at the motionless crowd.

One by one, the residents of Holy Refuge sagged to their knees as if in prostration. They fell forward, faces hitting the ground in a group thud.

Everything became very quiet.

Then figures stirred, moving slowly at first. The children walked, then ran to their parents, screaming at them to wake up. Nathan moved to his father’s prone body, turned him over, cradled the pale expressionless face in his lap.

“
Dad? Father? Wake up! Please?” He looked at one of the discarded robes in front of him. “Grandfather?”

This was too much. Max walked to the boy’s side.

“
Is… is he all right?” The question woke not only Nathan but the rest of the children from their terror. Anger and hatred, all turned toward the stranger, activating alarm bells in every part of Max’s body.

Fight or Flight. Better Run Now.

“
You ba... ba... bad person!” Nathan dropped his father’s head like a bug-infested melon, stood and pointed. “He did it! He killed our families!”

Better Run Now. Better Run Now.

Max ran.

As one child then another moved to intercept, Max battered them aside. A forest of arms and fists. On the path leading away from the common, he looked back. The comparison to Frankenstein couldn’t have been more appropriate. Nathan led the mob, a burning torch held in front of him. Others grabbed the remaining lights and were one step behind.

Max ran a bit faster.

One old man remained beside the truck, rapping his heavy staff rhythmically against the trailer bed. Max ignored him.

Keys. Where are the keys? Here. Which one?
He jumped onto the step, opened the door and slammed it shut.
Which one? Here.
The torches and lanterns slid down the pathway like lava.
Key in the ignition. Half turn.
The glow plug activated. The red “Warming” light flashed. Max sat alone in the cab, waiting. “Come on....” His jaw ached from tension. The driver’s window shattered, a torn arm grabbed his throat.

Nathan screamed, “I’ll kill you, you son of a... I’ll kill you!” The boy meant what he almost said. Max gripped his own shaking fingers in a fist and pistoned them into Nathan’s face. The boy fell away.

The green “Ready” light flashed.
Press the clutch. Turn the key
. The engine roared to life. In the side mirror, Max watched the mob toss their lanterns and torches over the railings, into the pile of hapless trees.

Max released the clutch.
Shift. Gas. Shift
. He drove as fast as possible without risking stalling the engine.

Bright, fiery sparks shot into the air. The last of the children fell from the burning truck, while others searched for rocks to throw after it. The eighteen-wheeler raced around a corner like a comet, then was gone.

* * *

Max stopped talking. He still held the broken cup.

McGovern, realizing the story was over, leaned back in the metal folding chair.

“
Mister Tanner,” he said finally. “That was quite a thrilling tale. Though none of us want in any way to affect your testimony, are you sure that’s what you want to say?”

Max shook his head. “I swear to God, it’s all true. My truck. You saw my truck! Ruined. Burned away.” His voice faded on the last words.

The stubble-faced officer behind Max stepped forward. “Sir, permission to continue this discussion another time? It’s almost midnight, for God’s sake. Bernie and I’ll lock him up for the holidays. Maybe after he’ll decide to tell us what really happened.” As Jamison spoke, he moved towards the door.

Max thought of his words. Christmas was lost to him forever. Burned away in the faces of those pathetic old men and woman. He killed them. Then he noticed Jamison reaching behind the darkened Christmas tree.

“
I think we can plug this thing back in, don’t you?”

Max tried to stand. “No! Please don’t -”

McGovern raised a hand in weak defiance. “John, now, leave it unplugged. We don’t know - “ But it was too late. The officer had the wires in the outlet.

Red and yellow lights stabbed like needles across the room, knocking Max back into his seat. They filled the driver’s mouth and eyes. For a moment, he seemed to breath them in.

Then Max screamed.

Outside, “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” drifted like snow from the speakers, across the parking lot and the smoldering eighteen-wheeler. Christmas was in the air.

END

No, really, this is the end of the collection. I hope you enjoyed the stories. I remember each one, both the writing and occasional re-reading, with so much joy. One of these days, I’ll put together another collection of more recent stories. Anyway, come on by and visit me sometime.

We’ll leave the light on for you.