Child's Play (34 page)

'You can say that again. We thought: Any minute now something's going to turn up. And there wasn't much we could do . . . Jesus Christ!'

A small but extremely hard fist had cracked into his ribs.

'That's what made you contact your "dear cousin", wasn't it? To see if you could pick up anything about the estate from Thackeray's! Likely she'll be too thick to notice she's being pumped.'

'I think you've punctured a lung! Yes, that was about the strength of it, I'm afraid. But I soon realized my error.'

'You'd better not forget.'

'No. I'd better not.'

'You've still not mentioned Pontelli.'

'Yes, I have.'

'When? I didn't hear you . . . oh.'

'Sharp little Lexie! Yes, you can imagine my surprise when I discovered the astonishing coincidence that Alessandro Pontelli, my father's agent in Florence, should happen to be Aunt Gwen's long-lost son. Can't you?'

'Oh yes. I can imagine!'

'You have an ill-divining soul! Well, here's the truth. This chap Pontelli, well, he knew there was something odd going on about the villa, but I reckon he was used to that, working for Dad. But something about him struck me as soon as we met. The way he moved, the set of his jaw. It took me a little while to pin it down. In fact it wasn't till he brought up the subject himself that it hit me. It was your father he reminded me of. He looked like a Huby!'

'But why should
he
bring the subject up?' asked Lexie.

'Because Dad had obviously noticed the resemblance too! You really had to know Dad to understand what this would mean. He had a truly creative imagination. Something like this would be a seed dropped into fertile earth. Mummy's a very sharp cookie, thinks on her feet, is good in a tight situation, but when it comes to true inventiveness and the long-term view she is nowhere. Her mind works in sharp focus snapshots, Daddy's worked in five-reeler cinemascope!'

'So this was
his
idea?'

'His alone. Mummy knew nothing of it. All her eggs were in one basket, the will. Daddy knew much more about the oddities of the human mind and half-guessed that Gwen's obsession might survive beyond her grave. But even without this suspicion, the sheer magnificent effrontery of the scheme would have fired his imagination.'

'The scheme being to pass Pontelli off as Alexander Huby?'

'That's it! For over a year before his death he had been gathering information about the lost lad and coaching Pontelli in the role.'

Lomas freely admitted now that he was unable to recall whether it was his or Pontelli's idea to revive the scheme.

'Possibly he manipulated me, but I wasn't averse to the manipulation. I don't know, it seemed somehow like a sort of memorial to my father. Also, it had something of the unreal/real nature of the theatre. There was no point in trying anything while Gwen was alive. I mean, suppose Mummy was right and a great chunk of the money was coming her way anyway? But there was no harm in being ready. I gave Pontelli the full benefit of my dramatic expertise plus all the family and geographical background I could recall. He'd been badly shot up in the war, so we were able to work his scars into a lovely scenario of heroic action, near death, long amnesia, psychotic guilt. It seemed like a game in a way. I suppose really I was on Mummy's side and I thought the cash would be hers anyway. When Gwen took ill in August, I was in Italy. I told Pontelli I had to fly back. He didn't say anything, but a week later, he turned up in London. I was down there, as it happened, while Mummy was up here doing her tending-the-sick bit. I told Pontelli to sod off back to Florence. Then the phone rang and Mummy told me Gwen was dead.'

'Your mother didn't know about Pontelli.'

'No. It seemed better. Dad hadn't told her, so I could see no reason to. Well, I came hot foot to Yorkshire for the funeral. Pontelli was not to be shaken off by this time, but I made him stay in Leeds well away from the action till I saw how things were going. Then the news about the will broke, by courtesy of old Thackeray, and suddenly the game began to be for real. How to develop it, I wasn't sure, but it seemed to me to be a good idea to set everyone's mind moving in a certain direction as soon as possible. And I'm afraid I couldn't resist the sheer dramatic impact of having Pontelli pop up at the graveside. All he was meant to be was the mysterious stranger, grieving in the background. It was his own mad Latin idea to go over the top with
Mama!
But, by God, the result was splendid, wasn't it!'

'There were people there who genuinely cared for the old lady,' said Lexie quietly.

'Not you, surely!'

'No, not me. I won't say that. But there were others. And for all her faults, she didn't deserve to go out in farce.'

Lomas pushed himself up on his elbow to study her face in the dim light from the false dawn outside the window.

'You can be quite frightening when you're stern, you know,' he said, I’m sorry. You're right. It wasn't decent, was it? But as I am sure you know, that's not what I'm being defensively frivolous about. A bit of comic indecorum never hurt anybody. It's Pontelli's murder that breaks me up. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't have been here, would he? I feel responsible, and I always flee to farce in times of guilt.'

'But you're not responsible, are you?'

'You beginning to have doubts?'

'What happened?' Lexie said inexorably.

Lomas sighed and said, 'Mummy went wild. After the initial shock, she soon put two and two together. I'd have had to tell her anyway. She'd never met Pontelli but she knew the name well enough. After the funeral she played hell with me. I got mad too and told her she hadn't been so clever either, the way the will had turned out. She said that what should be worrying us to start with was whether old Thackeray as executor was going to track down the Villa Boethius. If he did, then there were going to be all

kinds of questions to answer, and the clear link between Pontelli and the villa would plunge us really deep in the mire. I must admit I'd never thought of that. So I went after Pontelli and told him to cool it till we saw how things were developing. Ten days went by without the Fraud Squad banging at Mummy's door. We were in an agony of suspense, to coin a phrase. Then Chung's Mercutio got beaten up and by one of those coincidences too daring for drama I got invited back here to take the part, and Mummy said, why not contact Keechie and ask if you can stay at Troy House?'

'I wondered about that,' said Lexie. 'It's out of the way, inconvenient, and must be a real damper on your love-life.'

'I'm managing very nicely, I think,' said Lomas. 'Anyway, I didn't hang about. My first night here I got into Aunt Gwen's filing cabinet and there among all her bits of paper concerned with the search for Alex, I found her record of the villa purchase. Of course, that's where she would keep it, you see, because that's why she bought it!'

'You stole it.'

'I put it in a safer place,' said Lomas.

'And you activated Pontelli again straightaway,' she said accusingly.

'No! We'd been in touch, naturally. He had been griping on about hanging around doing nothing. And he was short of cash. We subbed him, of course, well, Mummy did; but we were still very uncertain of our long-term plans for him.'

'Don't make it sound like a moral problem,' said Lexie. 'You mean, you didn't know whether to settle for the villa and whatever your mother might get out of the estate via Goodenough and the PAWS suit, or risk going for something much bigger.'

'Christ, I hope you never become a judge!' said Lomas. 'All right, that's about the strength of it. But what we didn't reckon on was Pontelli taking independent action. I think he just got fed up with waiting and decided that the best way forward was to start the ball rolling himself. And that's what he did, the very same day - in fact, as far as I can gather, the very same time - as I was trying to squeeze information out of your stony heart in the Black Bull.'

'So you knew nothing about him going to see Mr Eden?'

'Nothing, I swear it! Nor about him going to see your father. I think he was just putting himself on show, testing the water so he could judge how safe it was to jump in. Very likely he'd decided that the quickest way to make a profit was to create a certain nuisance value so that the estate might buy him off.'

'Work independently of you and your mother, you mean?'

'Why not? He knew we could hardly blow the gaff on him once he was out in the open. I found out what was happening from Mummy at lunch-time on Friday. I was furious! I tried ringing him at the hotel he was staying at in Leeds, but there was no reply from his room. Mummy told me to get myself across there that evening and make sure I saw him and found out what the hell he was playing at. I went by train. I didn't want to show myself at the hotel, so I rang again from a call-box just round the corner. He still wasn't in. It wasn't much of an hotel and I knew I'd be pretty conspicuous hanging around inside, so I spent the evening wandering between a pub and a cafe on the other side of the road, ringing from time to time in case I'd missed him. Finally I got so desperate I went in and asked for him and made them go up to his room and check he was definitely out. I think they were getting suspicious he'd done a bunk by this time. I'd turned my collar up and put on a phoney accent just to be on the safe side. I didn't know the safe side of what, of course. Finally I headed back to the station. I paused en route to ring Mummy at the Howard Arms to give her a lack-of-progress report, but she wasn't answering either. To cap it all, I got back to the station just in time to see the last train disappearing! So I had to ring Keechie to tell her I wouldn't be back that night as I was staying with a friend.'

'Did you reverse the charges?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact - I'd used all my change on the other calls. Why?'

'That's how the police would know you were in Leeds. Keech must've told them.'

'Why shouldn't she? She'd no idea I'd want her to keep it quiet. Anyway, that was it. I dossed down in the waiting-room till the first morning train. I rang the hotel once again on Saturday. By this time they knew he'd done a bunk and were eager for any help I could give them. I rang off, said a little prayer that he'd run all the way back to Florence and forgot all about him till I glanced at the
Evening Post
just before I was due to go on on Monday night, and there he was. I nearly missed my entrance.'

'That's why I knew you didn't kill him.'

'I can't see that fellow Pascoe being so easily convinced. And as for that other tub of lard, the very thought of him makes me shudder - Lexie, what am I going to do?'

'Finish your story first,' she said mildly. 'Save your big remorse scene till you've told me who it was cooked up the idea of proving that Pontelli really
was
Huby now that he's too dead to question.'

'What? No, that wasn't me, honestly. It was Mummy. I told you she thinks on her feet. I didn't know why she suddenly wanted to know if Pontelli had any distinguishing marks. That was last night, just before she met with Dalziel. I told her - Pontelli and me had gone through the whole thing, about scars, birthmarks that sort of thing. It wasn't till later I was able to work it out for myself.'

'You surprise me,' said Lexie. 'You being a Lomas and all!'

'Don't you get all high and mighty!' said Lomas, raising his voice defensively, 'If Pontelli was proved to be Alexander, that makes your father the heir. It was pointless Mummy lying unless she could rely on him, wasn't it? I just hope she can trust him for her share, if they get away with it.'

'Not much chance of that,' said Lexie ambiguously. 'And there's no need to shout. I just wanted to know.'

'So now you know! Oh Lexie, I'm sorry. It's all getting too complicated for me. Come between us, good Benvolio; my wits faint. Oh Lexie, what am I to do?'

'Come here,' she said softly. 'You know what to do.'

'What? No, I meant . . .'

'Oh, methinks I feel some rousing motions in you that do dispose to something extraordinary my thoughts! You're not the only one who can quote, you see.'

'Full of surprises, Lexie. Mind you I think you're wrong. All otherwise to me my thoughts portend -
Christ!
What was
that
for?'

'It's not gentlemanly to cap a lady's quote,' said Lexie. 'And in any case, you were wrong. See?'

Chapter 8

It occurred to Peter Pascoe not for the first time that Dalziel might be going mad.

After a morning spent on the telephone to the Florentine police, the Nottinghamshire Social Services and the Ministry of Defence, he was taken aback when Dalziel's only response after a scowlingly cursory examination of his careful notes was, 'That's a lot of phoning, lad. In peak time, too. Cost a pretty penny.'

'Yes, but . . .'

'No buts. Think on, Peter. We're answerable for every penny we spend. It's public money. The Council likes to know what we're spending it on, and they've got a right to know too. You'll have read the DCC's directive CK stroke NW stroke 743 on Consultation and Information
re
the Police Committee?'