In our grief, we barely were able to absorb the rest of the news. Our commanding officer would make sure that if any of us wanted to get into another unit, he would do it. If not, he would just automatically put our name down in a control group. An inactive control group.
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It was with a heavy heart and hangdog look that we approached our commanding officer and mentioned that we were, unfortunately, ill-trained for the other tank units where the other guys were going. Us just having arrived and all. Barely knowing which way you turn the turret and key stuff like that.
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"Well, to be real honest with you boys, we feel you would be much better off in the control group. If the Army needs you, they could call you up," the officer in charge said.
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"Well," we said, damn the luck. "We feel pretty bad about it. But can we please get a copy of this order. Like now?"
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We were in a control group 60 days later. Then we petitioned to Washington for an honorary discharge from the United States Army. We'd already served our active-duty portion, we pointed out. And there was no reason why we should stay in the control group and waste all the taxpayers' money and all the paperwork.
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We knew they were cutting back. As patriots, it was the least we could do to step aside.
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Three weeks later, I received an honorary discharge from the United States Army.
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Four months later, Vietnam broke out.
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I got out at the end of '62. It was right before the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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Once again, the Bank timing is better than Greenwich Mean.
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Once again, I am the luckiest man alive.
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But I can honestly say I miss the military days. My experience in the United States Army was second to none. I loved every minute of it.
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And no onenot Beetle or Bilko or Mile MinderbenderI am proud, to say, can claim he was less of a soldier than I.
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I'm sure The Duke would agree.
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