Cadillac Couches (7 page)

“I, well, I kinda thought I might go to Winnipeg. I gotta protect my Celtic fair skin—” he said, untying his bandana and running his hand through his red corkscrew curls.

“Winnipeg, mon cul! Annie, he's following me!”

“Look, Iz, let's go get some doughnuts together and talk this out.”

She made a sour noise, but she knew we couldn't very well leave him out in the middle of nowhere, so we got back in the car and drove for a while. The Tim Hortons I thought I'd seen in the distance turned out to be a mirage and was just a billboard advertising a Woody's World of Winnebagos lot off the highway. It was another fifty klicks to a service stop.

“I'm getting a heavy-duty canker sore. Ouch.”

“That'd be from the ten thousand lollipops you've had already,” Isobel I-told-you-so'd me.

“Excuse me, girls. Maybe we should stop on the side of the road? I gotta take a whiz—”

“Sorry, Finn. No can do—” Isobel said, passing him an empty juice bottle.

We drove on in mild discomfort because Finn had known we were going on this trip and it seemed like too massive a coincidence that he just happened to be on this patch of highway today. The last time I had seen him was the day she ditched him and he'd vomited on his pants. He'd probably managed to get a glance at my map markings at the Sugar Bowl.

Isobel looked like a trapped exotic bird with her face pressed up against the passenger window. The windows were shut and there was no air-con. We alternated having the windows open and closed because a fresh breeze came with unbearably loud highway drone. I could see sweat beading up on Finn's forehead in the rear-view mirror. I was jealous that he had followed her all this way. I wished I inspired such devotion.

There was almost no traffic. I couldn't even remember the last car we came across. Eventually Finn broke the silence. “Alright already, okay, so I was jealous, I admit it. When I heard about you guys' trip, I wanted to go on a road trip too. I figured I could hitch to a ride to Winnipeg for the festival there. I had no idea you guys would be on this exact stretch of highway at this time.”

“What are you going to do at the festival? Who are you going to see?” I asked.

“I thought I was on a roll after Bern, you know what I mean? And I thought I should keep up my infiltration of the rock journo world and try to get some interviews that I could write up for some weeklies.”

We drove on in silence for another ten awkward minutes. I could feel Isobel trying to decide whether she should stop pouting or not. I liked him being with us. He had good energy. Plus he might know how to check the oil.

“Sullivan used to like this stretch of the highway,” I said, trying to crack the silent bad vibes in the car.

“I think I should rig up some electrical device to shock you every time you casually mention his name in a conversation,” Isobel said.

“What, like a cattle prod?”

“Seriously, it's worrying. Are you going to carry a torch for him for all of your twenties? He's just a guy. Maybe we should burn an effigy. You need some kind of purge. It's bagony for everyone,” she said. (Bad agony, Isobel word fusion.)

Day 1 cont.

600-ish klicks

4 o'clock

Medicine Hat, Moose Jaw, Regina

Rosimund seemed to be doing well on the road. For an old banger rustbucket already carrying five hundred thousand klicks, she was heroic. I took an exit off the highway near Medicine Hat and drove down a dusty back road for about five kilometres until we were deep into nowhere land. Corn fields on the left, prairie grasses on the right, blue sky above. There were no cowboys, no farmers—just an old, greying barn that stooped in the field on the right like a prairie version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

“Oh, c'est triste!” Isobel said, gesturing at the barn, the general emptiness.

Telephone poles dotted the distance, carrying twenty-nine million people's conversations from Victoria to Antigonish through the quiet prairie. Sparrows and some kind of bruiser birds, accustomed to dry heat and wind, sat spread out on the wires in tribes of twos and threes. On a blue-sky summer day, this kind of landscape looked like freedom, but on a white winter day this same scene could make a person weep due to the wrist-slashing isolation of it all, or not; depending on your mood. I wondered when the pioneers and homesteaders came here, why did they stop? Why didn't they retreat or go farther west? What possible draw could this emptiness have? Had they bought land sight unseen and this is where it happened to be? How did they know they could survive minus fifty? It must have been summertime. Must have been a day like this one. Blue sky, yellow fields, and warm lover's breath air.

I parked the car beside yet another wheat field in this breadbasket of the country. We got out to stretch our legs and have a pee. We picnicked on red licorice and trail mix I'd grabbed from my kitchen cupboards along with some of Finn's homemade beef jerky. Finn spotted a long-tailed weasel in the grasses, telling us he knew it wasn't a gopher because of the brown tip of his tail. He'd been reading up on his prairie flora and fauna. He told us the names of all sorts of creatures we could hope to see like prairie skinks, white-footed mice, black-footed ferrets, coyotes, badgers, whitetail deer, northern leopard frogs. I especially wanted to see a prairie skink, what a rock 'n' roll name!

Driving through the flat bottom of Saskatchewan, we finally kicked into tranquil road-trip silence. It was liberating to realize we couldn't possibly talk the entire way to Montreal or there'd be no more saliva left. We were driving in the big abyss. The weird feeling returned that cities were something from our past.

A best-of Joni Mitchell tape played on the deck, Isobel drove, and Finn snoozed in the backseat. We were down by Moose Jaw. Endless prairie fields passed us by. I was so numbed by the sameness and flatness that I barely registered the bales of hay and dusty sideroad turnoffs. I wondered how much flatter the world could get. I thought Alberta was flat, but, Jesus, Saskatchewan was unbelievable. I dangled my toes out the passenger window into the blasting warm air.

It was still light out at ten o'clock when we decided to stop for the night to camp just outside Regina.

“‘My father says that there is only one perfect view—the view of the sky straight over our heads,'” Finn loudly quoted
ARWAV
from his sleeping bag beside the car.

“‘I expect your father has been reading Dante,'” I quoted back, yelling from inside the car. The warm air coming in the window smelled of ripe chokecherries. Iz and I decided to sleep reclining in our seats. I soon realized it was a big mistake for our necks and backs, all those restless sleepless body contortions in the chase for the perfect snoozing position.

Day 2

Regina–Winnipeg

1,046 km behind us

still 2,818 to get to Montreal!

We were so uncomfortable the next morning there was nothing to do but get started early, neck kinks and all. Got some gas station coffees and ice cream sandwiches to fuel us for the day ahead.

Seeing Regina from the highway, we thought it looked like a mini-Edmonton served up on a platter of extra flatness. It was still Isobel's turn at the wheel and my turn to choose the tunes. I had only recently lifted the Blue Rodeo ban because of all the Sullivan associations. Through past experiments I'd discovered if I listened to a song enough times it would stop reminding me of him. This worked with most bands we'd listened to together. Blue Rodeo, though, being his favourite, was tougher to crack because they, more than any band, had featured on our canoodling soundtrack. I knew it would probably be okay because they hadn't freaked me out back at the Folk Fest.

Normally I tried to keep a strict regime of letting my thoughts go Sully's way only once in a while; when I was safe on my Cadillac couch. I'd learned to let out the angst now and then to air it. See if it had composted any. But maybe if I went for broke, I could purge him somehow like Isobel said I needed to. Lulled by “5 Days in May” I gave way to thinking about him. The landscape, the open road, all this space was perfect for cud-chewing. When the tape played “Diamond Mine,” followed by “Cynthia” and Jim and Greg crooned away, I surrendered to full-blown flashback mode, kind of like blowing your diet and eating a king-sized chocolate bar and then a block of cheddar cheese, a bag of nachos, and then Cappuccino Commotion ice cream—we've all had days like that.

Christmastime Three and a Half Years Ago

Mexico, December, +35 Celsius,
blue and cloudless = nuking sunbeams

Margaritas = icy cold and super fruity,
tequila arriba arriba

Under the zapping rays of Mexican noontime sun, Isobel snapped photo after photo as I struggled to write
I Love You,
Sully
with my big toe in the sesame sand just above the surf. Behind us a band of eight sombrero-wearing, moustachioed mariachis played trumpets and guitarones and sang a song about a town called Guadalajara for a gaggle of Canadian tourists. Four times my
I Love You
message was erased by a returning wave. This was the spot on the beach where the sand was moist enough to have letters carved out in billboard size. I dragged my right foot and used my big toe like the tip of a giant ballpoint pen. When I finally got it right, Isobel snapped the photo just before the water came and erased it once more. We were on holiday in Puerto Vallarta for Christmas break, lapping up mangoes and camerones, stooging in hammocks under palm trees. Sullivan was at home in –30 Celsius, likely at the ice rink with his sister and her kids, being a good uncle. I hoped this sand note was going to make my coolest love message yet. I would frame it and give it to him for no special occasion.

He had hidden a card in my suitcase that I found when I unpacked the night before. The illustration on the front was of two penguins hugging.

Dear Annie,

I know we will be apart for a few days, really only six sleeps, but I will be sending you telepathic kisses and licks. Our bodies will be slip sliding soon.

Love, Sullivan.

six sleeps soon

We tried to outdo each other with love notes. I loved his gentle, loopy handwriting—curly like musical notes. He never used pens, always pencils. I guess he'd always had an erase clause.

It had been almost a year since we had collided in love bliss, and it had been some kind of sexual awakening for me. Sullivan and I had thundering sex in bathtubs, oceans, lakes, gas station cans, forest floors, mountainsides, trucks, motorcycles, hammocks, couches, chairs, and beds. We tried all those positions in that funny Indian book, even that outrageous one. My body was his to do with as he pleased; I had given it to him.

That first summer we were together, we were separated for a month because he got a gig working as a production assistant on a film set in Calgary. As many times a week as possible I would drive a hundred and fifty klicks south to the Glenn's diner in Red Deer on Gasoline Alley, the halfway point on the highway, and he would drive a hundred and fifty klicks north to meet me. We would go off the main road and park alongside a prairie field of spear grass and wild barley. I would climb into his truck and we would kiss and make each other come, and exchange mixed tapes and love letters and kiss some more. On nice days we'd roll around in wheat fields and have picnics. Sometimes we only had an hour to spend together, but we did the three-hour round trip regardless. The whole way back to town I would listen to his mixed tapes and indulge in flashbacks and desperately look forward to getting home to read his liner notes.

On holiday in late August, we discovered new hideaways all over Alberta. My favourite was Black Nugget Lake. It was our own private lake, only as big as a backyard pool and probably as deep, but it was sweet, isolated, and warm enough. After smoking a little reefer, we spent the afternoon naked on two water mattresses gently floating on the miniature lake. Encircled by bulrushes, we dozed in the sunshine like frogs basking on lily pads. Both evenings we camped there we spent in front of the fire, getting high, eating chocolate, sipping whisky, talking music, looking at the stars, hoping for northern lights. I was converted to the church of Sullivan and his way of doing things.

After I got home from Mexico I felt a subtle shift in him. I couldn't describe it to Isobel at the time; it was underground. He was still doing sweet things like leaving tulips in my apartment when I wasn't there, singing goofy love songs on my answering machine. But right from that first hug at our airport reunion—he'd come to give Isobel and me a ride—there was a new space between us even though our bodies were smashed up against each other. I tried to hug him harder, to wriggle closer, but we were as close as was possible. My stomach ached.

On the drive home I asked him: “How was your holiday?”

“It was great, you know, I did a lot of writing, some reading, saw some old tree-planting friends from out of town, played hockey with my nephews. I missed you. I wrote about ten pages in a journal . . . But how about you guys? Que pasa en Mexico?”

“Great, you know, mariachis, margaritas. Oh and Isobel had a fling with a rancher from Montana, Cowboy Bob,” I said, nodding to Isobel, who was sandwiched in between us in the front of the truck. “You're not normally a journal writer, Sullivan, are you?” I asked.

“I needed to write some stuff down. You're always talking about your journaling and how it helps you think. I really want to think about moving. I've got to focus on my film stuff this year. I might have to head out east at some point. There's so much work in film being done out there . . .”

He was trying to work in
TV
and film production and learn as much as he could so he could make his own shorts one day when he rounded up enough coin. When he wasn't with me, he was working on film stuff; that and hockey. And it was hockey season all right. I stared at the blowing snow drifts on the black highway. The cold wind felt abusive after the lush moist warm Mexican air. It was the first I'd heard of him moving cities, and the way he never said
we
in his plans made me nervous. I wouldn't bring this up though, because I spent a lot of effort cultivating being the girlfriend who never laid the big heavy—it wasn't sexy.