Authors: Vaughn R. Demont
Tags: #gay romance;glbt;gay;shape-shifter;shifter;coyote;dragon;magic;urban fantasy;love triangle;dwarves;sorcerer;wizards;witches;first person POV
Chapter Ten
Spencer
December 19, 8:41 pm
There are only a couple of times that it's acceptable for the hero to smoke: he's just finished a badass encounter and he's being hauled away by an ambulance, or he's just been through a heavy emotional encounter and there's no other way for him to alleviate some of the worry. It's the only reason I'd take up smoking, but considering the number of times that James has tried to quit (he's currently on attempt number fifteen, unlike him I've actually been counting), it's likely best that I don't take up the habit.
The Cobalt Order is the Fae equivalent of a violent hate group, except what they're doing isn't illegal in their society. It's sure as hell illegal in
ours
. But in the end, Fae don't give a damn about the twin-blooded and half-blooded of the world, whose only sin is popping out the wrong vagina. By their opinion, someone like me would be fair game, as well as my mother, father, half-brothers, Mom's new husband, and anyone related to me. The sick thing? To the Coyotes, they'd be performing a civil service.
Rourke gave me the CliffsNotes, as I requested, but as any of my high school teachers would tell you, CliffsNotes don't tell you what you really need to get the passing grade. The Cobalt Order sprang up not long after the Duke of Destry Bay (since that's apparently a thing) was killed in an honorable duel for speaking out against the knighting of a half-sidhe, Sir Simaron Gray, in some tiny county of St. Benedict headed up by Viscount Richard Stone. (He has a very long formal name.) After the Queen of the Fae got involved and legitimized the knighting, there was a plethora of pissed-off traditionalists.
So, the Cobalt Order hunts and kills half-bloods of all shapes and sizes, and punishes people they feel are giving them shelter or generally treating them like people, such as Bjorn, who saw them as customers rather than potential meal ideas.
“I knew you'd run straight to him.”
My father standing next to a car in front of Rourke's. It's a 1967 Corvette that I last saw being driven away by a Fox with multiple tails.
“You stole Shiko's car?”
“It was mine to begin with, I'm just taking it back. Then she does something, I do something. There's witty banter, maybe we fuck. It's a game.” He shrugs and opens the door for me.
“And the reason she won't call the cops?”
“Same reason I didn't. It's bad form. You getting in or not?”
I shake my head. “I don't want your help.”
“You're chasing people who'll gladly kill you and your mother, and I'm not supposed to feel involved?” He points at the passenger seat. “C'mon. Wherever you're going, this'll be faster.”
“They'd kill you too, Dad.” I don't move.
“All the more reason to get in on this. We'll go to Tolon Park, set up a table by the walrus statue, run a little Three Card. It'll clear your head and you can tell me all about it.”
A few seconds pass while I stand there, not moving.
“Damn it, Spencer, how am I supposed to start with you if you won't let me even take the first step?”
“You held a knife to my mother's throat.”
“That wasâ”
“I don't care! What's to say you won't do it again? How do I know this isn't a scam?”
“You don't.”
“And you want me to trust you?” I have to laugh at that.
“I haven't done anything outside of the Feud to you, and believe me, I've had my opportunities. I could've done
plenty
to your mother or that guy she replaced me with or the baby.” He rolls his eyes. “Figures she'd marry a cop.”
“Wait,
what
?”
“Some fucking flatfoot with a patrol in Destry Bay. He's⦔ Dad shudders, “â¦nice.”
“No, you said âthe baby'.”
He blinks at me. “You didn't know that? Kid's about seven months now. Little girl. Adorable little thing, but they all are at that age.” He snorts. “You were too damned cute for words, laughed at practically
everything
. I thought you'd been dropped on your head, but Rachel said it was normal.”
They had a kid? How long has it been since I checked on Mom? I've kept a respectable distance to minimize exposure. After all, I was partially the reason she was losing her mind in the first place, and I'm entirely the reason she doesn't remember any of the supernatural and will never see it again. I made my choice, I'm not happy with it, but I know it was best for her.
I knew she was going to marry that guy, and, yeah, he's nice. For a cop. I just didn't think they'd start a family so quickly, considering she already has aâ¦
But she doesn't remember me, does she?
She gets to experience the firsts all over again. First words, first time seeing her kid walk.
I have a little sister. Holy shit.
It's only when the Corvette begins to pull away from the curb that I realize I was helped into it during my reverie.
“What's her name?”
“Hm?” Dad weaves the car through traffic. “Christina. Christy. I haven't caught the middle name yet. Been a new guy in the building, assistant super, delivery guy getting the address wrong⦔
I glance at him. “Checked on her a lot, huh?”
He exhales, going through an intersection. “She has a great laugh. Too good for a
cop
.” He catches my glare. “I'm not going to do anything, don't worry. She's happy. Apparently I should be happy that she's happy.”
“You know, I didn't tell you where I'm going.” I check the neighborhood and see we're moving into Beckettsville now.
“You're going back to that diner, where you'll talk to that dragon who's gullible as fuck that I haven't tricked yet.” He smirks at me. “You're welcome, by the way.”
“Why should I go back there?”
“Because you're BFF with the Ra'keth, and if you're so hell-bent on getting yourself killed chasing a bunch of Fae bigots, you should think ahead and get the big guns ready. And maybe find a use for this.”
He tosses something at me, and when I catch it, it's a smartphone. “Ah, did Thornton tell you the side-splitting story of how he boosted my phone and texted the Sorcerer King?”
My father sighs at me. “
My Little Pony
, Spencer? Really?”
“Just making up for a childhood of learning short cons and offensive blonde jokes and how to rake a lock.”
He pulls up to the curb in front of the diner. “I taught you life skills that can be utilized by people other than eight-year-old girls.” He gestures to the smartphone in my hand. “If you change your mind, my number's in there under Spicy.”
I roll my eyes. “Figures you'd be taking calls at a strip club.”
“There is no such place as Spicy, Spencer. I can't believe you never picked up on that, considering how ridiculous the slogan is.” He appears thoughtful a moment. “Then again, quite a few other idiots bought it too. Wouldn't be a bad way to go legit.” He shoos me out of the car. “Go on. Go back to not tricking dragons and making friends with sorcerers and not having sex with either of your two attractive coworkers.”
“Hannah and Monica?”
“Don't screw weres, learn from your father's mistake. I mean the girl who washes the dishes.”
I get out of the 'Vette and lean toward the window. “Wasn't Thornton's mom a were?”
“I stand by my statement.” Dad pulls away from the curb, and I'm already chiding myself because I'm thinking of him as Dad, not Asshole or the Prick Who Left or, better yet, the Guy Who Tried to Murder Me. Selah screwed with my head pretty bad, yes, but I shook it. Why couldn't he?
It's been a pretty eventful day, all told, what with Dad and the Kitsune and sex with the ex and everything. That's always a sign Fate's keeping an eye on you, that those ladies feel your life isn't interesting enough.
The dinner crowd's in when I go into the diner, which is set up like most you see on TV. It's a long rectangle with a lunch counter, booths along the wall, no standing tables, the seats upholstered with a faded yellow leather that might've been hip in the seventies. I honestly wonder how long Dave's been running this diner, how many waitresses have worked for a dragon and had no idea.
I take a seat at the counter, which is the only seat open in the place, and get a look from Sharon, Monica's older sister and the newly minted assistant manager. She's in her thirties, olive complexion, stopped bleaching her hair so it's back to black, a kid at home and a husband overseas. She's not all that fond of me.
I take out my signed, laminated card from Dave, guaranteeing me free meals for the rest of my life, so long as the meal costs less than ten dollars, and only one meal per use, maximum of four uses per day. I got it for giving him almost a quarter of a million dollars to replace his enchanted skylight earlier in the year. It was finally finished a couple months ago, installed by James's Dwarven boyfriend. Apparently there was a shortage on dweomered glass, whatever the hell that is.
“Burger, rarely legal, please?” James got me into ordering them like that. I don't bother with a Coyote smile with Sharon. She has a spray bottle under the counter, expressly for dissuading that behavior. She puts the order on the wheel and goes to tend to other customers. All of the servers are here tonight, even Hannah's working the kitchen and looking rather miserable, seeing as weres aren't good around people, especially the weres that were born that way.
Most people in the diner are human. Hannah is a lioness that plays human. To her, the diner is likely a place full of fat slow prey that's paying to make themselves fatter and slower.
“Hey, moocher.” I turn around, when my shoulder's given a light shove, to find Monica, Sharon's younger (and better-looking) sister. She's in her twenties, but looks early as opposed to mid-late. Her hair has been dyed brunette, tucked underneath a Gryphons cap for the local football team, ponytail sticking out the back. “Sharon already get you?”
I nod. “Yeah, just a burger tonight. So is she making more money than you now?”
She grins. “Not in tips.” Monica has customer service down. I'm pretty sure she could sell cars if she wanted to. She yawns and stretches, and I keep my staring at her rack as subtle as possible. Hey, I'm a guy. Besides, our one date didn't go well so this is as good as I can hope for.
“James ever come back?”
“Nah, he's probably over at Ozzie's.” Another customer calls for her attention, and she gives me a playful nudge. “Later, moocher. Thought you'd be upstairs fighting with Dave over the TV.”
Oh shit. The midseason finale of
Secret McQueen
is on in a few minutes. I glance into the kitchen on the other side of the pass-through and see Annette and Hannah, but no dragon working the grill. Instead, Annette's flipping the burgers and running the fryer.
Despite the fact that I've hardly eaten today, I move through the diner to the hallway that leads to the loft, where a seventy-inch flat screen awaits. Apparently Ozzie came in under estimate, and the remainder was spent on a home-theater system. I had zero issue with this, and neither did Dave once I persuaded him it was a good idea. Dragons are remarkably easy to convince.
The TV's already on, Dave sitting in front of it, but the screen doesn't have a sexy ass-kicking vampire-werewolf assassin tearing her way through the heavy-metal accompaniment of the opening credits. Instead, there are a bunch of guys in matching uniforms on a big green field.
“Dragon.” I sit next to him.
“Lying con-artist asshole.” He drags the remote closer to him with one clawed hand. I give him a look, and he snorts a plume of smoke. “Sorry. Coyote.”
“I can't help but notice that
Secret McQueen
isn't on right now.”
“It's the playoffs, huckster.”
“It's the midseason finale, pigeon. I'm pretty sure it was on the news.” I snag one of his beers since he's not looking. Dragons shouldn't be drinking anyway, because ofâ¦uhâ¦reasons. “You know how many Queenies are waiting on this episode? That guy's going to propose and everything.”
He arches a brow. “That guy?”
I smile at him. “Eventually you'll get into it. I don't want to spoil anything.”
“I'm watching football, trickster.”
“And I'd like to watch an awesome chick rock a black fedora and see if the writers came up with any more pithy one-liners. Besides, it's not like your team's even playing this game. It's only an hour, the most exciting part of the game's the second half, and no one downstairs knows you smoke
Virginia Slims
.”
“You're not conning me, Coyote.” He then jumps up suddenly. “Go! Go! Go!” Apparently something's happening in the game.
Since I don't have any money on it, I don't really give a damn. However, he's no longer holding on to the remote, which I snatch and use to flip the TV over to
Secret McQueen
, just as some guy's running into a part of the field with vibrantly painted grass.
A gout of flame erupts inches from my face, the heat almost blistering. “Change. It. Back.”
“Who paid for this? There's a little TV in the kitchen and
Annette
is running the grill. Has she ever run the grill before?” The dragon hesitates. “Who takes over if she screws up a bunch of orders? Can't be Sharon, she needs to run shit out front. Monica's the only one who can keep customers from getting pissed about slow food, so she's out. So who, Hannah? Doesn't she hate cooked meat?”
He grins wickedly. “I could always have you do it.”
I return the smile with Coyote flair and hug him. When I pull away, he looks worried, which is even more evident in his voice. “What was that for?”
“Why, Dave, I'm just so happy, of course.” I grin even bigger. “You finally trust me around the cash register!”