Authors: Gyles Brandreth
Breaking the Code (45 page)
We have just been over to Tim and Alison Heald and had the literary encounter of the year – with the lady who has written the novel based on the Gold Blend TV commercial!
Love Over Gold
has sold 177,000 copies to date. (She is now working on a sequel to
The Secret Garden
.) Wendy Perriam
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revealed that the man Sir Kenneth Dover tells us he wanted to push into suicide
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was not only her tutor but one of her first lovers – ‘and he was suicidal then, and a hopeless lover, but he had a nice prick. I can see it now.’
At 12.45 I was standing on the steps of No. 1 Parliament Street waiting for the Chancellor of the Exchequer. His office had said he would be coming by car, even though the Treasury is literally only across the street. In the event, it might have been better if he had. He came over on foot, pursued by a Father Christmas carrying an anti-VAT-on-fuel placard and a small posse of photographers. I got him up to the Astor Suite and he did his stuff like an old pro – ten minutes of mingling with the Chester faithful, a bullish ten-minute speech, a couple of questions and then we were off. Anti-VAT Santa was still at the door and the posse of photographers had grown to a crowd. We made our way into the basement and after scurrying along assorted corridors eventually found the Derby Gate exit. Ken chuckled happily at the nonsense of it. He said
he wasn’t sure how the vote would go tonight (‘our party seems to have taken leave of its senses’) so he has been preparing for ‘all contingencies’.
Heseltine gave a gloriously rumbustious performance opening the debate. He has a standard technique: he begins slowly, head down, reading, and gradually works himself up into a frenzy so that he ends with a real barnstormer. It worked surprisingly well, given there was such a thin house. By the time KC rose for his wind-up at the end of the evening the place was packed and there was much gallows bonhomie on the front bench – to the extent that the hacks in the press gallery seeing the relaxed demeanour of the PM and the Chancellor assumed we’d won. In fact, Ken arrived ready for defeat, a three-page contingency statement tucked in his pocket. During his speech he threw £10 million in additional insulation grants to Harry Greenway and £110,000 to Andrew Bowden
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which made everyone think that had done it. In the event, we went down by eight votes. It isn’t good. For the last vote I found myself crouching next to Richard Ryder [the Chief Whip], all pasty-faced and puffy. He saw Neil Kinnock come into the Chamber. ‘Is he still a member?’ he yelped. Talk about clutching at straws.
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I spent the morning at the BBC while the Chancellor and the Governor met and decided to put up interest rates. I had my hair cut at Simpsons and emerged into Jermyn Street to see Malcolm Rifkind climbing into his car. I cadged a lift and asked Malcolm how he is getting on with the new US ambassador. He says Admiral Crowe has far less acumen and clout than Ray Seitz, but far greater direct access to Clinton. Crowe’s best line to date: ‘In my experience as an admiral I have only come across one kind of ship that leaks from the top and that is the ship of state.’
Judge Tumim
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came to the Penal Affairs Group and described himself as an old buffer – a civilised and shrewd old buffer I’d have thought. Of those now in prison 75/80 per cent are under thirty, uneducated and from broken homes. The majority of offences involve drinks, drugs and cars and the offenders will be inside for twelve to twenty-four months. What we should be doing while we’ve got them is offer intensive education – from basic hygiene and civic values to training. His manner was a caricature of the good-hearted, slightly dotty Englishman. I warmed to him, but I could see how he was irritating one or two of my colleagues.
Hartley Booth approached me. Incredibly, he is planning to produce an anthology of love poetry and wondered if I had any suggestions. I did not know what to say. Matthew Corbett came to lunch and fell foul of the security people. ‘What have you got in this case, sir?’ ‘Sooty,’ said Matthew. ‘Now, don’t try and be clever with us, sir.’
Dinner with Stephen D. and John Kingman with ‘How to improve perceptions of the Secretary of State’ as the main agenda item.
We did not get very far.
We had a late night. Because it was the European Finance Bill the whips were taking no risks. At the final division, at about 1.00 a.m., there were twenty-three of them and 295 of us! As a consequence I failed to make it to Harold Elletson’s
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birthday breakfast at the Carlton Club (kidneys and claret at 8.00 a.m.) but (to oblige Nick Winterton) I managed lunch with the CanWest Global Communications Corp – where our host was called Israel and at which I heard his son say twice: ‘And Moses said to Israel…’
KC was magnificent in the presentation of his mini-Budget restoring the lost billion from the negated VAT on fuel. (Clobber the motorist, drinker, smoker.) It wasn’t the matter but the manner that swung it his way. It was a perfect example of how the right approach in the Chamber can make all the difference. Gordon Brown failed to score. More chattering in the Tea Room: ‘Why oh why isn’t Ken Clarke our leader?’ ‘Because he’s a Euro-nut. Otherwise he’d walk it.’
I’m on the train travelling to Chester, my last constituency weekend of the year. When I get to the other end I will step off the train and unveil a plaque marking the refurbishment of the station. It’s shaming to confess it, but I like unveiling these plaques, feeling I’ve left my little mark here and there. I’m particularly chuffed at the thought of the one in the old folks home in Blacon. It was once council run, then taken over and revamped by a delightful Indian family who invited me to perform the reopening ceremony. I pulled the little rope, the curtains parted and I read the words: ‘This plague was unveiled by Gyles Brandreth MP…’ True.
The news is that we lost Dudley West by a margin of 20,000!
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We are now the most unpopular government on record. The Labour Party is standing by for an early election.
The first day of the Christmas recess. I am on my way to Sir Jack Temple’s funeral in Chester Cathedral. Is this the final perk for a member representing a city seat – a cathedral send-off?
Rod Richards, impetuous boy, has hit the headlines. The junior Welsh Office minister tells us the people of the Valleys ‘have no sense of self-worth’ and the Welsh in general suffer from an inferiority complex. Best of all, Labour councillors in the principality are ‘short, fat, slimy and fundamentally corrupt’.
At last, a minister not frightened of the truth. I imagine he’ll be gone by Christmas.
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James Mackay, Lord Mackay of Clashfern since 1979; Lord Chancellor 1987–97.
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1928–1999; MP for Plymouth Sutton 1974–92, Kensington & Chelsea 1997–9; GB had been reading Clark’s
Diaries
.
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Duncan resigned as PPS to the Minister of State at the Department of Health. He had only been appointed in December.
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20th Earl of Caithness, a government minister in the House of Lords 1984–94.
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1949–2005; shadow National Heritage Secretary, 1992–94; later Secretary of State for Northern Ireland; Labour MP for Redcar 1987–2001.
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Editor of
The Guardian
1975–95.
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Guardian
journalist.
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MP for Billericay 1955–9, Holland with Boston 1966–97. Boston & Skegness 1997–2001.
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A former Westminster City councillor; MP for Milton Keynes South West 1992–7.
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1938–97; in the Whips’ Office from 1989; MP for Dorset North 1979–97.
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Sometime mistress of Cecil Parkinson and mother of their daughter Flora.
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The Prime Minister’s Press Secretary, 1990–94, was leaving No. 10 and returning to the Treasury.
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MP for Brighouse & Spenborough 1979–83, Keighley 1983–97.
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1929–1994; journalist and broadcaster; when he was Editor of the
Manchester Evening News
, 1969–75, he gave GB his first job.
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GB’s elder daughter was seventeen.
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Deputy chairman of the Conservative Party; MP for Aberdeen South 1983–7, Winchester 1992–7.
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Julie Kirkbride,
Daily
Telegraph
political correspondent; MP for Bromsgrove 1997–2010.
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MP for Worcester 1992–7, Mid Worcesteshire since 1997.
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MP for Grantham 1979–97, Sleaford & North Hykeham 1997–2010. Hogg was then Minister of State at the Foreign Office, Hanley Minister of State at Defence.
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1907–2001; Quintin Hogg, father of Douglas Hogg; Lord Hailsham of St Marylebone from 1970; MP for Oxford City 1938–50, St Marylebone 1963–70.
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MP for Preston North 1979–83, South Ribble 1983–97.
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MP for Colne Valley 1987–97.
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MP for Scarborough 1992–7.
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1935–95; Labour MEP for Leeds 1979–84; MP for Hemsworth 1991–5.
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Peter Tatchell, gay rights activist.
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Labour MP for Islington South & Finsbury 1983–2005; later Baron Smith of Finsbury; Westminster’s first openly gay MP.
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1935–2008; MP for Faversham & Mid-Kent 1983–2001.
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MP for Perth & East Perthshire 1979–83, Tayside North 1983–97.
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MP for Workington 1976–9, Hertfordshire South West 1979–2005.
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MP for Greenwich Woolwich West 1975–83, Eltham 1983–97, Worthing West since 1997; married to Virginia Bottomley since 1967.
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Treasury officials: Sir Terence Burns, Permanent Secretary to the Treasury 1991–8, later Barons Burns; Robert Culpin, Director of Budget and Public Financial Directorate 1994–2003.
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Alistair Burt, MP for Bury North 1983–97, North East Bedfordshire from 2001; then Under-Secretary of State for Social Security.
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Kenneth Clarke first became a frontbench spokesman under Edward Heath in 1974; he had been a Minister since 1979. He was still a minister in 2014.
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MP for Blackpool South 1992–7, Surrey Heath 1997–2005.
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The proposed enlargement of the European Union would mean adjustment to the rules on Qualified Majority Voting, reducing the ability of a minority to block proposals supported by the majority.
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Labour MP for Edinburgh Central 1987–2005, Edinburgh Central since 1987; later Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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MP for Colchester North 1992–7, North Essex since 1997.
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MP for Chelmsford since 1987.
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Dame Jill Knight, MP for Birmingham Edgbaston 1966–97; later Baroness Knight of Collingtree.
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Sir Peter Emery, 1926–2004, MP for Reading 1959–66, Honiton 1967–97, East Devon 1997–2001.
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Gielgud’s celebrated wartime production of Oscar Wilde’s
The Importance of Being Earnest
, in which he played John Worthing, and, in London, Edith Evans played Lady Bracknell and Margaret Rutherford played Miss Prism.
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MP for Aberdeen South 1992–7.
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MP for Fulham 1987–97; later Baron Carrington of Fulham.
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MP for Luton West 1979–83, Luton North 1983–97.
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MP for Welwyn Hatfield 1987–97.
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Bryan Gould had announced he was returning to his native New Zealand.
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MP for Rugby 1979–83, Rugby & Kenilworth 1983–97; chairman of the Conservative Backbench Education Committee 1985–97.
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MP for Ealing North 1979–97; former Deputy Headmaster.
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MP for Brent North 1974–97; former Headmaster.
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Labour MP for Rotherham 1994–2012.
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1929–2012, MP for Sheffield Hallam 1987–97; in the Whips’ Office 1989–95.
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1933–2005, MP for Paddington 1966–74, Chelsea 1974–97; Minister of State for Social Security and Disabled People 1987–94.
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Editor of
The News of the World
, 1994–95.
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Labour MP for Brent East 1987–2001; first Mayor of London 2000–08.
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MP for Hertford & Stevenage 1979–83, Hertford & Stortford 1983–2001; newly appointed to the Whips’ Office in succession to Michael Brown.
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1928–2003, MP for Colchester 1961–83, Colchester North 1983–92; Minister for the Navy 1972–74.
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John Prescott’s parents were constituents of GB’s.
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Chief Executive of Channel 4 1988–97.
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MP for Liverpool Wavertree 1974–83, South Ham 1983–1997, Totnes 1983–2010.
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Labour MP for Islington North since 1983.
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David Tredinnick, MP for Bosworth since 1987.
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Labour MP for Workington 1979–2001; later Baron Campbell-Savours.
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MP for Teinbridge 1983–2001.
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Chairman of the Chester Conservative Association who had lost his legs while serving in the RAF.
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MP for Mitcham & Morden 1982–97; deputy chairman of the Conservative Party 1992–7.
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MP for Wyre Forest 1987–97.
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Political commentator for
The Times
1991–2010.
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John Kingman, Principal Private Secretary to the Financial Secretary.
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John Wakeham had been in the government since 1979; MP for Maldon 1974–83, Colchester South and Maldon 1983–92; as Baron Wakeham Lord Privy Seal and Leader of the House of Lords 1992–4.
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MP for Peterborough 1979–97, Cambridgeshire North West 1997–2005; later Baron Mawhinney.
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Viscount Cranborne, 13th Baron Cecil of Essendon, son and heir of the 6th Marquess of Salisbury; MP for Dorset South 1979–87.
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Hayden Phillips, Permanent Secretary at the Department of National Heritage 1992–8.
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4th Viscount Astor.
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2nd Baron Strathclyde; he was thirty-four.
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GB’s three children were now nineteen, seventeen and sixteen.
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Charles Hendry, MP for High Peak 1992–7, Wealden since 2001.
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Tom Sackville, MP for Bolton West 1983–97, and his wife Katie.
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1946–2005, Robin Cook, Labour MP for Edinburgh Central 1974–83, Livingston 1983–2005.
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City of Chester Conservative Association Treasurer.
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MP for Leeds North East 1987–97.
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Chairman of the Conservative Backbench Constitutional Committee; MP for Southampton Test 1970–74, 1979–97.
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The Prince of Wales had cooperated with the broadcaster Jonathan Dimbleby on a book and television series about his life and, for the first time, had admitted his own adultery.
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The Welsh Secretary had seen a delegation including some of GB’s constituents about a local employment issue.
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Egyptian entrepreneur who acquired Harrods, the Knightsbridge department store, in 1984. The acquisition was controversial, opposed, among others, by ‘Tiny’ Rowland, founder of Lonhro, and the subject of a DTI inquiry in 1987. Fayed, anxious both to retain his ownership of Harrods and to be granted British citizenship, sought support from Members of Parliament and did so by retaining the services of Ian Greer Associates, parliamentary lobbyists.
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1913–2007; Lord Deedes from 1986; MP for Ashford 1950–74; Editor of the
Daily Telegraph
1974–86.
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Ulrika Jonsson, television presenter, a colleague of GB from TV-am days.
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Liberal Democrat MP for Montgomery 1983–97.
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Chairman of English Heritage 1992–2000.
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Lyricist, friend and neighbour of GB in Barnes.
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MP for Portsmouth South 1987–97.
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Christopher Gill, MP for Ludlow 1987–2001 and determined Eurosceptic.
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John Maples, the deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, had written a memorandum anatomising some of the party’s weaknesses and proposing remedies. The document had found its way into the national press.
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MP for Buckingham 1983–97.
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Clive Syddall, television producer, and Sarah Stacey, writer, friends of GB.
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Television producer, specialising in political profiles.
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Widow of the actor Richard Burton.
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Writer and broadcaster, one of the hosts at the Aids Benefit.
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John Cleland, chairman of the Albert Hall, and his wife Annie, friends of GB.
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Novelist, friend of GB.
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In his memoirs, currently being serialised, the classical scholar and Professor of Greek at the University of St Andrews revealed his dislike of a fellow academic who took his own life.
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MP for Brighton Kemptown 1970–97.
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Neil Kinnock was about to step down as an MP to take up his post as European Union Transport Commissioner.
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Stephen Tumim, Circuit Judge 1978–96, and HM Chief Inspector of Prisons for England and Wales 1987–95.
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MP for Blackpool North 1992–7.
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Until his death, John Blackburn, the MP since 1979, had held this seat for the Conservatives with a majority of 5,789.
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In fact, he survived as a Welsh Office minister until June 1996 when allegations in the
News of the World
that he was having a relationship with a public relations officer twenty years his junior and not his wife prompted his resignation.