Authors: Robert Barnard
There was a long pause. The Bishop shifted from foot
to foot. Eventually he looked at Father Anselm, who was looking at the lamb.
âBut if
this
is what Mitabezi had been at,' said the Bishop, âthen who . . . ?'
But he was interrupted by a thunderous knocking at the gate.
A
S THE FIRST RAYS
of sunlight were flooding the distant moors with gold, Father Anselm drew back the bolts of the gate, and opened it to the Law. The first representative of that much-invoked abstraction to meet their eyes was a stalwart police sergeant, all shoulders and stomach, his fist upraised to inflict further punishment on the gate, the expression on his face being more or less equivalent to saying, â'Ullo, 'Ullo, what's all this 'ere then?'
âCome in, come in,' said Father Anselm, gesturing them forward with his hands. âI'm grateful to you for getting here so quickly. Let me lead the way.'
Enter first, with all the natural dignity of a Victorian beadle, the police sergeant. Enter next someone decidedly higher up the scale, fair, smooth, remote. Enter last, creating his own bustle, something much smaller than either â more wizened, more huddled. Beside the sergeant he looked like a ferret beside a grizzly bear.
âShow me!' the figure barked, for all the world as if he were Julie Andrews.
Father Anselm looked as if he wanted to say something, but the police ferret was already marching in the direction of the main building, looking from behind very much like an undersized adolescent playing at being a Hitler storm-trooper. He hardly seemed, at this moment, a character to argue with. Father Anselm sighed, and followed him.
The Bishop's mind fluttered between two courses. On the one hand, he felt that as one who had witnessed the unepiscopal behaviour of the Bishop of Mitabezi, it was his business to accompany Father Anselm and the two policemen. On the other hand â and how pressingly that
other hand always presented itself to the Bishop! â he felt an overwhelming desire to go back to bed. Such conflicts in the Bishop almost invariably resulted in a victory for his overwhelming desires, and such was the case now. He put himself gratefully to bed with the dawn chorus, though not before he had fished from his suitcase a bottle of something and taken a long draught of whatever it was.
Father Anselm did not notice his absence. He led the way to the door of the Great Hall, and let the policemen observe the bloody handle. The door had swung to, and he let them open the door themselves, as best they could, without disturbing the tell-tale stains. Then, unflinching, Father Anselm led the way across the hall, and into the dark corridor leading to the dear departed brother's bedroom. He stood aside at the door, and let the policemen view the body without commentary on his part. In the dim, religious light he merely observed the three of them from behind hooded lids, and his face gave no indication of what opinion he might have come to.
The senior man advanced into the room, and then walked abruptly twice around the bed. The fair man merged with the long shadows in the corner of the room, but his eyes showed he was taking in every detail of the scene, and committing it to memory. The ferret stood a minute or two in intense meditation, and Father Anselm thought he could see his mouth twitching. Finally he spoke again.
âPhone!' he barked. Father Anselm bowed his head â his characteristic gesture â and led the way back to his office.
âChief Inspector Plunkett here,' the policeman said in his Field-Marshal Montgomery voice as soon as he got through. âRight! I want photographers. I want fingerprint men. I want doctors. I want the whole caboodle. Right? Got that? At once.'
He banged the phone down.
âYou didn't tell them where to,' the police sergeant said.
Chief Inspector Plunkett glared at him, picked up the phone again, and barked: âWe got cut off. Are you getting me? Right. We're at the â ' he paused, and seemed somehow to be clenching his teeth â âthe Community of St Botolph's. Right? I'll send Forsyte to the gate. Right.'
During all this, Father Anselm had been getting a better look at Chief Inspector Plunkett. He was not an impressive figure, nor even a prepossessing one. For a start he was small â perhaps not absolutely small, but as policemen go. Perhaps, just as American Presidents are said to grow into their job, he had shrunk out of his. His uniform fitted badly, his complexion was like yesterday's porridge, and he was losing his hair unevenly â in some places it had decided to put up a brave display of growth, in other places it had dispiritedly given up the struggle. His face was hollow, baggy, with eyes that sometimes seemed withdrawn in abstract contemplation, at other times to assume a look of rodent-like cunning.
The call over, Chief Inspector Plunkett despatched Sergeant Forsyte to the gate (âGot that? Right. Be off!') and threw himself down into Father Anselm's chair behind the desk. As an afterthought he motioned Father Anselm himself towards the other chair in the room. After a moment of hesitation, Father Anselm sat down. His manner was becoming frosty, the line of his lips thinner. As he sat he gave Plunkett the sort of look that would have sent the Bishop of Peckham, in his current state of mind, off into a fit of hysterical apologetics. The look had no effect on Chief Inspector Plunkett.
âHis name?' he snapped, with something of the parade-ground still in his manner.
âBrother Dominic,' answered Father Anselm, in his deep-frozen voice.
Chief Inspector Plunkett allowed a pause of a couple of seconds, then said in a voice that made no attempt to be pleasant: âI presume he had a real name?'
Father Anselm furrowed his brow. âI believe his name in the world was Denis Crowther,' he said finally.
At this phrase âin the world' Chief Inspector Plunkett licked his tongue round his lips like a lizard. Then he said: âAnd his position?'
âHe was my personal assistant.'
âI see.'
âAnd my probable successor.'
âNo ordinary brother, then.'
Father Anselm shot him a look. Plunkett was making no attempt to be soothing, or conciliatory: what was odder, there seemed something not far from a sneer in his voice. To let him know that he registered it, Father Anselm paused, before replying: âWe do not make distinctions here.'
âReally?' said Plunkett. âBut nevertheless you had marked him out as your successor?'
âHis was one of the names I have mentioned to the Bishop of Leeds. It is the Bishop who has the ultimate responsibility of nominating the head of the Community. He almost invariably takes the advice of the previous incumbent of the position, if it is available. The usual method in the Community is therefore to mention a few names as possibilities, perhaps changing them periodically every three or four years, if for example death has intervened. This method prevents confusion in the event of the sudden death of the head of the Community. If, on the other hand, I decided to surrender office during my lifetime, I would of course discuss the matter in great detail with the Bishop.'
This long speech had not been made directly at Chief Inspector Plunkett. It seemed as if Father Anselm preferred not to look at him. At the end of it, Plunkett leaned forward in his desk, his eyes on the crucifix on the cupboard at the far end of the room, and seemed about to ask a question. But after a long silence, in which the small gold
cross seemed to hold his eyes with a magnetic attention, Plunkett shook himself and seemed to try to drag his mind back to the matter in hand.
âWho sleeps in this part of the building?' he asked.
âI myself, and then any guests we have. They sleep upstairs in the guest wing.'
âBut you sleep down here, do you?' Plunkett leaned back in his chair. âWhere? Next to him?'
âThat is so,' said Father Anselm.
âHmmm. Why?'
âHe was my personal assistant,' said Father Anselm, whose austerity of manner hadnow reached Crippsian proportions.
âHmmm,' said Plunkett again.
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Walking along the tree-lined path with the assembled technicians, Sergeant Forsyte said to no one in particular: âThere's going to be trouble with this case.'
âWhat do you expect?' said the fingerprint man. âMurder's not a parking offence.'
âThere's going to be trouble with Plunkett. We're not going to be able to cover up for him this time.'
âWhy should there be trouble? I know they keep him off cases with blacks, but there won't be any of them here.'
âReligion,' said Sergeant Forsyte gloomily. âIt's one of the bees in his bonnet. If we're not careful there'll be an almighty stink.'
âWhat's the matter, Forsyte? Are you embarrassed for the credit of the force?' said the doctor, with a little guffaw, for it was well-known that Sergeant Forsyte, if not exactly bent, was hardly ideally straight.
âI'm afraid of scandal,' said Forsyte. âAnd where does that leave us? Subjects of scrutiny, that's what. If he goes down, others may go down with him. We'll have to get Croft to pass the word on higher up.'
âAh well, Plunkett's Last Case,' said the doctor. âLet's
hope it's a good 'un.'
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By this stage of the interview Father Anselm was standing up. He towered over Chief Inspector Plunkett, glooming, gaunt, and disapproving. If he hoped to gain thus a moral advantage, or to intimidate the policeman, he seemed for once to have failed. Plunkett hardly seemed to notice him, being wrapped in contemplations of his own, from which questions occasionally emerged, but ones which needed some sort of key, if their rhyme or reason was to be discovered. Father Anselm felt he was beginning to have a notion of what that key was.
âIf you have nothing more to ask me,' said Father Anselm, after an unusually long period of silence, âI shall go to my bed.'
Plunkett turned his head in his direction, blinked for a few seconds as if trying to remember who he was, then said, âNot on your life.' He dragged a packet of cigarettes from his pocket, and lit one with hands that were not quite steady. Father Anselm (who, if the truth were known, would very much have liked a smoke himself) remained immovable, and tried to conceal his strong feelings of distaste.
âThat blood on the door-handle,' said Chief Inspector Plunkett, after a couple of draws. âHow did it get there?'
âI have reason to believe,' said Father Anselm, âthat it came off the hands of the Bishop of Mitabezi.'
âMitter-whatsit?' said Chief Inspector Plunkett.
âMitabezi,' said Father Anselm, quite naturally. âIt's a province in Central Africa, I believe.'
âAfrica.' Plunkett darted his tongue around his lips in a now familiar manner. âAnd would this . . . er . . . Bishop of Mitabezi be a . . . coloured gentleman?'
âHe is an African, yes,' said Father Anselm.
A dreadful smile came over Chief Inspector Plunkett's face, more terrible than any of his previous expressions, because it revealed his teeth, like two semi-circles of druidical stones which had not been taken under the protection
of the Department of the Environment. âWell,' he said, expanding into geniality and almost rubbing his hands, âI suppose that's pretty conclusive. If you know the blood is his, the case is as good as closed. Eh? I'll just collect Forsyte and Croft, and then you can take us to him. Right?'
âI fear not,' said Father Anselm slowly.
âWhy not? Don't tell me the bird has flown.' Chief Inspector Plunkett turned round as the door opened and Inspector Croft came in, quiet, cat-like as usual. âThe blood belongs to some black bishop,' said Plunkett to Croft. âAnd they've let him go.'
At the mention of a black bishop, Father Anselm thought he saw a flicker of apprehension pass over Croft's face. It was the first sign of human emotion he had discerned.
âI did not say we had let him go,' he explained. âI meant that it's not as simple as that. The blood came from the Bishop of Mitabezi's hands, but it is not, I think, the blood of Brother Dominic.'
âGod in heaven, man,' said Chief Inspector Plunkett with pardonable exasperation. âHow many corpses have you got lying around here tonight?'
Father Anselm explained, in a level, passionless tone, the appearance of the Bishop of Mitabezi at the hall door, the blood, the chanting, the putting him to bed â and the finding of the slaughtered lamb immediately before the police knocked at the gate. Plunkett listened avidly, his lizard tongue sometimes flitting out to wet his lips, his pitted brown hands now quite obviously shaking. At the end of the narrative he cast off some of his hard-boiled shell, and let it become clear that he had been impressed.
âSo what you're saying is, there was some sort of ritual sacrifice of this lamb, eh?'
Father Anselm nodded.
âIt doesn't surprise me,' said Plunkett, with something close to relish. âIf you'd seen the things I've seen, eh, Croft?' Inspector Croft made no response, and looked as if he would infinitely rather not have been consulted.
Plunkett pulled himself away from the contemplation of what he had seen, or thought he'd seen, and tried to focus his mind on the business in hand. âSo what it boils down to is this: last night, for some reason no doubt connected with some disgusting tribal custom, he slaughtered a poor, innocent lamb, and then â what? â then he went on and slaughtered your Mr Denis Crowther? Eh?'
Father Anselm sighed, and it was not for Plunkett's determined secularization of Brother Dominic. âThat is for you to prove, of course,' he said.
âExactly! Won't take much proving either.'
âBut I should have thought that so far we have proof only that the Bishop killed the lamb. And of course, as for that business, the Community will not press charges.'
âSo I presume you don't think he also killed your secretary-valet, eh?' asked Chief Inspector Plunkett in a bellicose manner. âWhy, may I ask?'