Bliss (14 page)

“Yes, cunnilingus!”

“Harvey's her new boyfriend,” Aruni whispered in Sera's ear, after the giggles died down and Bobbie rejoined the others.

“I gathered.”

“Wish me luck, girl!” Aruni dropped Sera's hand, squeezing her shoulder in passing as she strode gracefully into the ring. She plunked her hands on her lithe little hips. “I won't bore you guys carping about my
dummkopf
ex-boyfriend. We all know he's a sucking pit of negative energy.” She tossed her curls. “Well, my Z-resolution is to wash that
schmoe
right outta my hair, as the song says.” (Sera pictured a Yiddish grandma belting out Doris Day's tune, and choked on a laugh.) “He did what he did, but it's my choice to hold on to that bullshit or let it go. Tonight, I let it go. You'll never hear another word about that
yutz
from me again.” Aruni pressed her palms together in prayer position, then opened up into a quick sun salutation. Unable to resist, she finished by flinging her arms wide like a child and letting out a whoop.

“No,
yutz!
”

One by one, the BRBs stepped forward and shared their secrets, their revelations sometimes touching, sometimes funny, and once, in the case of a woman who'd been molested in her youth, truly heartbreaking. All the while, the crowd's chant grew in volume, the gloomies bowed and swayed at the feet of Zozobra, the fire dancer twirled and taunted. The ground began to vibrate with the energy of the restless, eager throng.

At last, only Pauline, Hortencia, and Sera were left, and Sera certainly wasn't going to volunteer, despite the pointed looks and unsubtle head jerks her aunt was giving her.

“It's not gonna work, Aunt Paulie. I'm not putting my secrets on display until you two have laid all your cards on the table.”

Pauline harrumphed, trying to cross her arms but being checked when she dragged Hortencia's along with hers.

“Oh, grow up, Pauline!” Hortencia snorted. “Let's get this over with. We swim together, or drown alone.” She hauled Pauline with her into the ring, and the encircling women gave a ragged cheer. The chants of
‘Burn him! Burn him!'
from the packed-in masses were growing louder by the moment. The BRBs looked from Pauline to Hortencia, wondering which woman would go first.

Pauline could have modeled for a new perfume called
Eau de Chagrin.
Under her jaunty sombrero and loud costume, she seemed smaller, more fragile than Sera could ever remember. Still, she wasn't licked yet. Squaring her shoulders with a determined shimmy, she took a deep breath. When she spoke, she addressed not just Hortencia, but all of the Back Room Babes.

“There's something I haven't told you, and I guess tonight's as good a night as any. It's been hanging over my head long enough, for fuck's sake, so maybe it's time to let Zozobra carry the burden from now on. Anyway, I'll get to the point.” She cleared her throat. “Remember how I always tell you women to get to know your bodies, make friends with them, even cop a feel of your favorite bits whenever you won't get arrested for it? Well, one day I was saying hello to LuLu here”—she hefted her left breast demonstratively, setting coins clashing on her costume—“and I found something. A lump.”

As if on cue, the mob's chanting paused, as on the stage, the Queen of Gloom stepped forward, making some proclamation that was inaudible from this deep in the crowd. In the relative quiet, the Back Room Babes' gasps were amplified theatrically. Sera felt a thrill of alarm, but Pauline was quick to soothe it. “It turned out to be benign. But it shook the shit out of my confidence, and it got me thinking about what's important to me.”

“Pauline Wilde, how dare you not tell me about this right away!” Hortencia looked shocked.

“Let me get this out, Horsey. I need to explain why I've been such a pain in the ass.”

Hortencia clamped her mouth shut, though she looked like it cost her.

“Anyway, the damn lump got me thinking about my mortality. I ain't the spring chicken I once was, though I've still got it where it counts.” She performed a rather impressive belly roll, proving her costume wasn't just for show. “I started realizing I wanted to solidify the things that mattered to me, keep them close. I wanted some way to cement my relationships. That's why I asked you to marry me, Hortencia. I mean, domestic partnership's fine and all that, but I wanted it on paper if we need to be there for each other in a medical crisis, or, or… whatever might come. And damn it, woman, I just wanted the world to know you're the love of my life!”

Hortencia looked ready to cry. Her soft brown eyes were awash with sentiment. She clutched Pauline's hand, the cuffs forgotten.

“And, Bliss?” Pauline glanced over to her niece, her own sharp brown eyes damp. “I'm sorry I tricked you, kiddo. I just… I just wanted my darling niece by my side, and I wanted you to have the same chance I had to flourish in this magical place, the way you deserve. You're so talented, and you've had such a rough lot. Not too many women could handle everything you've faced with such panache.” Unsaid but clearly telegraphed were the things Pauline left out—the death of Sera's parents, her struggles with addiction, Blake Austin, and all the fallout from her decimated career.

Sera appreciated her aunt's unusual discretion, even as her heart melted to see her so open and vulnerable. She'd never loved Pauline Wilde more, and that was saying a lot. She blew Pauline a kiss, telling her without words that all was forgiven.

“Anyhow, so that's why I did what I did. I lied to my only niece and I hurt the woman I love. And I'm sorry, both of you. I'll admit I freaked out when you said no, Hortencia. I shouldn't have dumped you just for refusing my proposal. I still don't know why you did, though. I know it can't be about my technique in the
boo-dwahhhr
…” she ventured, tendering up an uncertain grin and giving her hips a swirl that set her scarves fluttering.

The chants of
Burn him! Burn him!
began again, rolling across the field. The sky was completely dark now, and the crowd's lighters, flashlights, and glow sticks competed with the floodlights illuminating Old Man Gloom up on the stage. In the center of their own little assembly, Hortencia sighed. “If you're finished taking a bow over your prowess in the bedroom, Pauline, I'll
tell
you.” She turned so she was facing her lover squarely, and the BRBs leaned in to listen. It was getting harder and harder for their little circle to maintain solidarity as the restive gathering of thousands surged and shifted, awaiting the main event. But Sera, enchanted as she was by the festival, was more interested by far in seeing her aunt's relationship mended.

“What first attracted me to you, Pauline, was how comfortable you were with yourself, how free you were in every possible way. And freedom was just what I needed. You know I was married—for years and years. Forty of them, to be exact. And when Carlos and I split four years ago, that was the first time in my entire life I'd gotten to do
exactly what I wanted.
Watch the damn dog show instead of football on Thanksgiving. Eat at a new restaurant every night of the week, instead of recycling the same menu of enchiladas,
calabacitas,
and his mom's awful
carne
asada
over and over.
And for the first time in my life, I got to acknowledge that I loved women, not men.
Do you know how liberating that was?” Hortencia challenged. “Of course you don't. You crawled out of your cradle liberated. You flew from lover to lover like a hummingbird pollinating flowerbeds, and never looked back. But I… well, I came from a very traditional Catholic home. I married at twenty. I kept the house. I gave my husband three beautiful kids. And I waited until
they
had kids before I took back my life and claimed my freedom. That's why I never wanted to move in with you, Pauline. I loved having a space that was all my own. So when you asked me to marry you, I just… I don't know. It wasn't that I wasn't sure about
you,
and it wasn't some lingering desire for a heterosexual relationship. I just saw the walls closing in on me again, and I panicked. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry I tossed that perfectly lovely ring over the side of the balloon.”

Pauline waved that away, as though diamonds plummeting out of hot air balloons were the least interesting thing in the world. She pushed her sombrero back off her head, letting it dangle down her back from its leather cord. Tears were streaming freely down her lined cheeks, but she looked radiant, her own personal gloom utterly banished.

“Oh, Horsey…” She trailed off.

Hortencia drew their clasped hands to her breast. “Pauline, if you still want to get married… I mean, if you'll still have me, well, I'd…” She choked up.

Again, Pauline waved impatiently. “Hortencia, you beautiful old bird,” she declared, taking her beloved's cheeks in her hands and gazing fondly into her brimming blue eyes, “I don't care if we live in sin forever, as long as I'm with you.” The two women kissed.

And kissed.

And kissed.

“Yay, living in sin!” howled the Back Room Babes, erupting in applause. Those nearby in the crowd paused in their pyromaniac chanting to clap along with them.

It broke the spell, forcing Hortencia and Pauline to finally come up for air.

“Oh, my. Ladies, we better hurry up. The burning's about to start, and we don't want to leave anyone out. It's your turn, dear,” Hortencia prompted Sera. “Tell us what's been holding you back, and how you plan to change it. It's quite liberating.”

“Yeah, kiddo,” urged Pauline. “Give it up to Zozobra, let it all go into the fire!” The crowd seemed to agree, the frenzy of shouting and dancing kindling the night.

Both older women were grinning blindingly. But Sera's own smile fell away. She could feel all the eyes of the Back Room Babes on her as if they were literally pressed to her skin. She knew very well what her worst hang-up was, and she very much wanted to keep it to herself. The women were opening their circle for Sera, smiling and gesturing for her to take center stage. When her feet wouldn't move, Pauline and Hortencia came to her, taking her rubbery arms and drawing her into the circle in their place.

Maybe I should just talk about the alcohol,
she thought desperately.
It's certainly done a number on my life.
But in her heart, Sera knew booze was a demon she'd already exorcised. The addiction would always be a part of her biology, but it no longer directed her behavior, and so long as she maintained her sobriety, it wasn't a source of shame. Her
real
problem
was
—and as mortifying as it was for Sera, it would simply
devastate
her aunt.
I can't do this, I can't do this… it would kill Pauline if she knew…
She opened her mouth to mumble some platitude about trying harder to meet a nice guy, or making more time for her social life.

Instead, to her utter horror, the truth flew out.

“I can't have an orgasm.”

A howl erupted from the hysterical crowd.

Fireworks shot into the night sky, detonating with deafening booms.

And with a great roar and a whoosh, Zozobra burst into flames.

F
or as long as she lived, Serafina would never be able to say exactly how she made it from the field where Zozobra had gone up in smoke, along with the last remnants of her dignity, to the citywide celebration that was toasting his fiery demise. One minute she was in the center of a circle of gaping, dismayed women; the next, she was spilling onto Lincoln Avenue at the entrance to Santa Fe's historic plaza, swept along on a tide of happy, party-hungry Fe-heads ready to get their fiesta on.

Sights, smells, and sounds assaulted her senses in the best possible way. The trees at the center of the plaza had been dolled up in festive colored lights, while tents, booths for food, games, and souvenirs as well as a bandstand crowded every inch of open space about the square, blocking off the streets to traffic. The mellow adobe facades of the buildings framing the plaza—the Palace of the Governors, restaurants, shops selling everything from tacky souvenirs to authentic cowboy boots and spendy sheepskin coats—were all decked out in lights and flapping fiesta banners. The Five and Dime General Store was closed for the evening. (Sera had asked her aunt when she'd first arrived how a sundries store had managed to co-opt such prime retail space, but Pauline had just shrugged and told her that, as far as she knew, it had always been there, and the tourists appreciated access to cheap sunglasses, sunscreen, camera batteries, and postcards.) The ice cream shop on San Francisco Street was doing a brisk business, however, as she suspected it always did—who wouldn't like an ice cream cone to stroll around licking while taking in the sights?

A relaxed, festive air had replaced the crowd's earlier frenzy. The faces around her were lit up with enthusiasm, purged of negativity just as Zozobra promised. Not Sera, though. As usual, she'd failed to ride the moment to its intended conclusion. She winced as she recalled how her awkward pronouncement had coincided with Zozobra's big flame-out.

On the one hand, it
had
been surprisingly freeing to finally cop to the truth. There it was, out in the open:
Serafina Wilde had never in her life, alone or with assistance, ever managed to achieve sexual fulfillment.
She'd buried that shameful secret since puberty, not even telling her doctor or best friends. She'd faked it with what few boyfriends she'd had up until Blake, and he… well; her pleasure hadn't been uppermost on
his
mind. All these years, Sera's inadequacy had weighed on her, nagging at her self-esteem and making her leery of relationships, until tonight, for the first time, she'd gotten it off her chest. And despite the fact that she didn't hold out much hope of ever “curing” her conundrum, it was a relief not to have to hold it inside any longer.

On the other hand, there had been the look on Aunt Pauline's face.

If she'd announced she'd run off to join a cult of burqa-wearing fundamentalists, she could hardly have stabbed Pauline Wilde more directly at her core. Everything she stood for—the freedom to express, demand, and receive pleasure from her own body—and everything she'd taught; all for naught with the one person who should have been her greatest success. Pauline had never had a daughter, but Sera knew she'd loved her niece as deeply as if she were her own. She'd tried her best to raise Sera, who'd arrived on her doorstep a shy and traumatized teen, to become a strong, confident woman. Now Sera had, by virtue of her sexual failure, called into question Pauline's very movement, her philosophy—hell, her technique!

What she'd seen in her aunt's eyes tonight had almost resembled…
betrayal.
And as much distress as her disability had caused Sera herself over the years, it was nothing compared to the dismay she felt at hurting her aunt's feelings so deeply. But she hadn't had a chance to express any of that to Pauline. Immediately after her admission, still embarrassed and a bit shocked at herself, Sera had been caught up in the crowd. She'd lost track of the rest of the Back Room Babes, apart from Aruni, and she hadn't reconnected with her aunt since. In fact, she had to wonder whether Pauline and her followers were avoiding her. From their expressions during her confession, it was obvious that whatever issues had brought
them
to join Pauline's club, no one else had her particular problem. Perhaps, in their pity, the BRBs were giving Sera some space.

Well, she could live with that, Sera told herself. She just hoped she hadn't spoiled Fiesta for everyone.

Then she shook herself—hard.
Really, how arrogant can I be!
Sera suddenly remembered her sponsor's characterization of the alcoholic ego. As Maggie put it, alkies tended to think of themselves as “the piece of shit at the center of the universe.”
No one is worrying about my little “situation” right now,
she chided herself.
They're all having a blast, dancing, singing, eating, and drinking. Just as they should be. And as
I
should be, too. Well, except that drinking part. Tonight is a magical night, and I'm not going to ruin it by worrying about what others think of me.

Much.

Aruni had gone off in search of the Frito pie she'd earlier mentioned, and judging by the many booths offering comfort foods from
chile verde
to
posole
with cornbread,
tamales
to
chalupas, chimichangas,
and
rellenos,
Sera doubted she'd have much trouble finding it. Aruni had promised to bring her back some Navajo fry bread drizzled in honey—giant, mouthwatering pillows of deep-fried dough which looked fit to beat any sort of fried bread Sera had yet tried (and Sera had tried a lot). For the moment, she was on her own in the square, though hardly alone. Kids ran about, dodging tourists, their scolding parents, and one another, giggling and shouting. Some were in regular street clothes, while others were dressed for the festival dancing, with girls in white peasant blouses and wide, colorfully ruffled skirts, and boys in white tunics and trousers, with sashes that matched the girls' skirts. Up on the stage behind the bandstand, some of their parents had already begun performing traditional New Mexican
ballet folklorico
dances, swirling and stomping to the tune of a huge troop of musicians that constantly swelled and ebbed as members joined for a jam session and then left to stroll the plaza with guitars and fiddles, bringing their joyous music along with them.

“Check it out, they actually serve it
in
the Frito bag!” Aruni shoved an exploded chip bag under Sera's nose, slit down the middle and gushing with shredded cheese, onions, sour cream, beans, and guacamole. She dug a plastic fork into the mess and shoveled up a bite, waving it in front of Sera's face. As advertised, Sera could see whole Fritos layered in with the rest. “Try a bite,” Aruni urged.

“Um, maybe in a bit.” Smiling her thanks, she accepted the paper plate of fry bread her new friend had kindly brought her, enjoying the greasy, sticky experience of street food, but finding it hard to swallow her earlier embarrassment.
Fuck it,
she thought.
I gotta know.

“Aruni, do you think…” Sera struggled to finish her question. She looked down at her plate, wishing she had the stomach for the fried treat, then forced herself to meet the yogini's gaze.

“Hm?” Aruni's mouth was full of vegetarian chili and crunchy chips. Her eyes held nothing but innocent inquiry. “Do I think what?”

“Do you think the BRBs will ever invite me back?”

Aruni swallowed hastily, wiping her mouth with a flimsy paper napkin hardly up for the job. “Girl, are you kidding? This is exactly the sort of challenge we live for! I don't know the back story on this no-O problem of yours, but clearly you need our assistance.” Her eyes sparkled. “We can be your coaches, you know?”

Sera could picture them with their heads together, muttering things like “Friends don't let friends fuck frigid” as they planned out her future sex life. “Any way I can stop that?” she ventured. “Nip that little idea in the bud?”

“Why would you want to?” Aruni looked bewildered. “Sounds like you've been held back long enough, if you ask me. I mean, I'm no guru like Pauline, but I gotta tell you, there's nothing like a good O to get you ‘ohing,' if you know what I mean.” She grinned, then sobered, seeing Sera's expression.

“Aw, hon, I'm sorry. I can see you're uncomfy, and that's not what anyone wants—in fact, I'm pretty sure that's why Hortencia is keeping Pauline occupied for you right now.” She nodded over at the central dance area in front of the stage and bandstand, and Sera caught sight of Hortencia and her aunt engaged in a hip-wiggling Latin dance number. The two women were surprisingly agile, considering their age and the fact that they were still shackled to each other. As she watched, Hortencia looked up, caught Aruni's eye, and deliberately steered Pauline deeper into the crowd, away from the two younger women.

“Do you think I ought to go talk to them?” Sera asked reluctantly. “I've still got the key to their cuffs, after all.”

“I suspect those two will do just fine tied together for the night.” Aruni winked outrageously. “In fact, you better hope they're staying at Hortencia's place tonight if you don't want to get serenaded by a whole
lot
of O's overnight.” She stuffed her yap full of the last bite of Frito pie. “Seriously, though, you've never thought of doing something about your prob? I mean, it must really be a bummer when you're in bed with a dude and he isn't getting you there… I know you said you're not seeing anyone, but what if you want to start?”

What if, indeed? Unwilling to explain the particulars of her problem, Sera started to brush Aruni's question aside with her standard line about focusing on her career, when her gaze was caught by something across the plaza. Or rather, some
one
. Someone with whom she would very much like to get “there,” if her deepest fantasies be known.

Asher Wolf was sitting with a group of musicians on a bench under the portico shading the Palace of the Governors, hat half obscuring his face as he crowded in close, looking over the arm of one of the festively dressed mariachis at the fiddle in the man's lap. Sera wasn't sure exactly how she'd zeroed in on him among so many hundreds—it was, she thought with wry amusement, as though she had special Asher radar, allowing her to home in on her enigmatic landlord through any obstruction. As she watched, he lifted the violin with its owner's permission, cradling the neck in one careful hand and bringing the instrument to his chin, close to his ear. He tested the strings with his other hand, plucking at them and listening intently before tightening one of the pegs and listening again. At last, he nodded with satisfaction, then attempted to pass it back to the musician. The man clapped him on the back, shaking his head, and instead offered him the bow, urging Asher to play. The others, strumming guitars of varying sizes and shapes, also egged him on, but Asher just laughingly demurred.

“You know what, Sera?” Aruni asked, oblivious to the direction of Sera's gaze. “I think you should start taking some baby steps right away. Like, try some exposure therapy.”

“
Who's
tryin'
what
kinda therapy?” Janice drawled, trotting up to them and throwing her arms across their shoulders companionably. “Dang, y'all, I thought I'd never make it through that crowd! Do not, I repeat, do not
ever
drink a forty-eight-ounce travel mug fulla Big Mama kombucha unless y'all wanna wait forty-five minutes for the chance t' experience the world's stanky-ass-est port-o-potty. Pee-uuuu!” She shook her head as if to rid her nostrils of the memory of the stench. “So, what-all are we talking about?”

Sera dragged her gaze away from Asher, but the picture of him, so at home here in the heart of Santa Fe's artistic community, stayed with her as she turned her attention back to her new friends. Before she could deflect the conversation onto more comfortable topics, however, Aruni jumped in.

“We're working out some of Sera's kinks.”

“Yeah?” Janice looked impressed. “How're we doin' that?”

“We're not sure yet. We just decided to try. Right, Sera?” Aruni gazed expectantly at Sera, who gulped.

“Actually, um, I don't think we did decide that—”

“Count me in!” Janice cried. “Ooh, I got a great idea!”

“Awesomesauce! What is it?” Aruni's already wide eyes went manga cartoon-round. “Janice is the
best
at this kind of thing,” she informed Sera.

“I am, ain't I?” Janice smirked. “So listen up. I got it. What our Miss not-so-Wilde needs tonight is a good old-fashioned Back Room Babes dare!”

“Who's throwing down a dare!?” came an outraged voice. The three turned to see Syna, Bobbie, Crystal, and Lou-Ellen had joined them. River Wind was close behind, carrying a picnic blanket. She sent Sera a quiet, commiserating smile and spread the blanket for the women on a patch of grass being vacated by a family with small children who looked tuckered out from the festivities. “No one's doing a dare without us to witness,” continued Syna, flopping down gratefully on the blanket. She waved the smoked turkey leg in her fist regally. “We witness or it didn't happen!”

The others heartily agreed, plunking themselves down and pulling Sera with them.

Sera groaned as she sat cross-legged on the rough woolen blanket, but she was already cheering up. The faces of the women around her were lit up with goodwill and relaxed
joie de vivre,
inviting her to be part of the grand
celebration
taking place all around her. They didn't seem the slightest bit inclined to treat her like a pariah—in fact, just the opposite. It was like having a dozen sisters all of a sudden, and if it was a little weird, going from relative orphan to Brady Bunch so abruptly, it wasn't half bad. “Guys,” she tried halfheartedly. “I'm fine. It's really not that big of a deal. Please don't make a big stink…”