Authors: Susan Wittig Albert
I glanced in the mirror. There were several cars behind us, and I quickly drove off, reflecting that there was a gloomy irony here. Bad things could happen anywhere and everywhere, and they did. But when something bad happened in a pretty little town named Utopia, it might seem a great deal worse. Although when you get right down to it, there's nothing worse than taking a human lifeâunless it's taking more than one.
“I just can't believe it.” Leatha shook her head despairingly. “Who would do such a terrible thingâand why? Phil could be a bit crusty and abrupt, but once you got to know him, all that disappeared. He didn't have much use for people who mistreated animals, either, or didn't take care of the land. But when you became friends, there was nothing he wouldn't do for you.” She fished in her purse for a tissue and wiped her
eyes. “I can't tell Sam about this, I just can't. They were boys together. They've been friends for life. He'll be devastated.”
“I'm sorry,” I said. There was nothing else to say, really. Leatha fell silent and turned to look out the window.
As if the weather were a barometer of our feelings, it began to rain harder. The wind was blowing from the north, bending the roadside grasses and buffeting the car. After my recent introduction to the business of deer ranching and the problem of exotic species, I found myself paying attention to the eight-foot-high fences that stretched for interminable miles on both sides of the road, with occasional glimpses of herds of deer grazing as peacefully as cattle. I also saw strange-looking sheep with curly horns, an occasional buffalo, and onceâquite remarkably, almost as if it were a mythical animal out of a fairy-tale bookâa zebra. A zebra? I almost didn't believe it. Why would anybody want to shoot a zebra, a zebra that had been bred and raised simply to be shot?
And there were signs, peppered with exclamation points.
Trophy White-tails Guaranteed! No Kill, No Pay!
Live your dream as a deer hunter! Bag a big buck you can brag about back home!
Whatever you might think about the taste of the advertisements or the ethics of canned hunting, it was obviously a burgeoning business. There must be a heckuva lot of money changing hands.
But all this raised a flock of uncomfortable questions in my mind, and I turned them over as we drove along. What went on behind those fencesâwas it genuine hunting or more like target shooting, more like shooting a pet pig in a pen? When did a big buckâor an exotic sheep or a buffalo or a zebraâstop being a wild animal and become a commercial product, a commodity to be bought and sold?
I knew that, under Texas law, every deer in the stateâwild or
farmedâwas considered a public resource, which meant that they were all state property. But how did that square with the huge amount of private capital that was invested in these commercialized animals, whichâgrazing quietly along the fenceâlooked more like livestock living contentedly on a farm than creatures roaming the wild? There were too many inconsistencies here. And too many inviting and convenient opportunities for criminal activity. The whole business was ugly, top to bottom. Whatever crimes Sue Ellen's husband and his friends had committed, I'd lay odds that they weren't the only people who had done so. And who was regulating this industry, anyway? Who was policing it? Game wardens? I made a mental note to ask Mack.
The rain slowed us down, and the drive to Kerrville took over an hour, the steady
whap-whap-whap
of the windshield wipers punctuating my darkening thoughts. When we were nearly there, I got a call from McQuaid, telling me that he and Brian had been delayed and were just leaving Pecan Springs on their way to the ranch. I had talked to him late the night before. Now, I told him where Leatha and I were going and brought him up to date on Sam's situationâas much as we knew, anyway.
I glanced over at my mother, who had fallen asleep, her head resting against the window. In a lower voice, I added, “Something came up last night, with a young woman who's going to be working at Bittersweet, helping Leatha and Sam. It has to do with deer smugglingâsomething like that, anyway.”
I expected him to chuckle, but he didn't. “Deer smuggling is serious business,” he said.
“So I'm beginning to understand.” The rain had stopped, and I turned off the wipers. “You know something about it?”
“Some, not much. Blackie knows more, although he's not focusing on
smuggling.” Blackie Blackwell is McQuaid's partner in McQuaid, Blackwell, and Associates, Private Investigators. “He's involved in an investigation at one of the big trophy-hunting ranches down in South Texas. He's looking into semen theft.”
I wasn't sure I'd heard that right. “Semen theft?” I asked incredulously. “You're kidding. You mean, semen as in
sex
?”
“Right. Turns out that deer semen is a hot commodity these days. Pricey, too.”
“Huh?” I frowned. “I'm not understanding something here. I mean, how can they get a buck to . . . ? On command, that is.” I stopped. The mind boggled.
McQuaid chuckled. “That's how much you know, kid. The buck is sedated and milked and the semen is stored in straws, frozen.”
“Sedated? You mean, the poor guy doesn't get to enjoy any of this?” I wrinkled my nose, thinking how truly awful that wasâdisrespectful, degrading, undignified. It seemed to me that a magnificent animal deserved to maintain his dignity.
“Nope. No joy. He's sound asleep during the whole process,” McQuaid replied. “And here's something that's right up your alley: they're experimenting with rosemary to extend the semen's viable life.”
“Rosemary?” My jaw dropped. “Now I know you're kidding.” Rosemary has been used as a preservative for millennia. The Egyptians even used it in the embalming of mummies, and some of thoseâthe mummies, that isâare still around. But to preserve
deer semen
?
“I am telling you a true thing, China. The people who are selling semen do whatever they can to keep it viable as long as possible. Depending on the value of the stud buckâthat is, on the size of the rack he wearsâit can be worth thousands of dollars, tens of thousands, even.”
“Stud buck?” I shook my head. “My education has been neglected. I had no idea.”
“Yeah, well, that's the situation Blackie has been investigating. And it's serious, given the current craze for creating big bucks with monster racks. Picture this, babe. Somebody who steals a couple of dozen semen straws at, say, eighty-five hundred a straw, is making off with the equivalent of over two hundred thousand dollars.” He chuckled wryly. “We ain't talkin' small change here. People kill for less than that. And the only way to trace it is through a DNA match of the semen or the progeny it produces.”
“Who knew?” I murmured. Two hundred thousand. I thought of my conversation with Sue Ellen. She'd said that her husband was stealing from his employer, and she had implied that whatever he was doing was significant enough to warrant a charge of first degree grand theft. He worked at Three Gates, which was a big game ranch. Was it possible that he was stealingâ
But I was getting ahead of myself. I didn't know enough to pursue that line of thought. I looked over at my mother, still sleeping, and kept my voice low. “But there's more, I'm afraid. The local vetâa friend of Leatha's and Sam'sâwas shot to death at his animal hospital last night, or maybe this morning. EMS was taking the body away when we drove past.”
“Damn,” McQuaid said. “Drug theft?”
“Mackenzie Chambers was at the scene. She seemed to think it was . . . something else.”
“Mack? I guess in a small town, anybody with a badge gets involved when there's a serious crime,” McQuaid said thoughtfully. “Even game wardens. Mack is savvy. I wonder why she thinksâ”
“She's joining us for dinner at the ranch,” I said. We were coming up to the intersection where I had to turn, and I needed to pay attention to the traffic. “We can ask her about it then. Drive safely, sweetie. Oh, and call me in a couple of hours, and I'll update you on Sam's situation.”
We said good-bye and I clicked off the phone. Deer
semen
? I wanted to laugh. But McQuaid had sounded dead serious. It was something to think about.
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we got to the hospital, we were shown to a small room where we waitedâan interminable time, it seemed, but it was really only eight or ten minutesâuntil a white-coated doctor came in, a stethoscope around his neck and a clipboard in his hand. Leatha introduced him to me as Dr. Mendelsohn, a cardiologist. He was a tall man, stooped, with silver-framed glasses perched on a beak of a nose. He greeted us, then began without preamble, in that businesslike way doctors have when they want to get on with things.” Sam's recovery from the stent insertion is going better than expected.” He paused to let that sink in, and Leatha and I exchanged relieved grins.
“Oh, that's wonderful,” she breathed, letting out a long sigh. “When the hospital called this morning, I thoughtâ Well, I was afraid that . . .” Her voice trailed off. I took her hand. The Queen of Denial had worried unnecessarily because she hadn't asked for details.
The doctor took a ballpoint pen out of his breast pocket and ticked something off on the clipboard. “Well, then. After consultation, Dr. Madison and I think it would be a good idea to go ahead and repair the abdominal aneurysm I told you about. Do you remember?”
Leatha nodded vaguely.
“Good. Sam has agreed. We've scheduled surgery inâ” He looked at his watch. “Forty-five minutes.”
I was surprised. Leatha gulped and her fingers tightened on mine. “You have to do this
today
?”
“We think it's a good idea,” Dr. Mendelsohn repeated. “Sam is an excellent candidate for endovascular surgery.” He described what they would be doing and added, “We have every expectation that the procedure will go quickly and well, and that he'll have a full recovery.” Tucking his ballpoint back in his pocket, he gave us a reassuring smile. “He's still awake. You can both go in and see him now.”
I was heartened by the words “full recovery” but shocked nearly speechless by Sam's appearance. When I had seen him the previous summer, he had been robust and strong, brimming over with energy and plans for the future. Today, he was frail and shrunken, his face lined and gray, and I thought again, almost despairingly, of the challenges that lay ahead for him and Leatha. Even a “full recovery” seemed a fragile hope. Would he ever get back to his old self? How in the world were they going to
manage
?
But his eyes lit up with pleasure when he saw my mother, and he grinned and held out his hand to me.
“Hey, here are my girls,” he said in a thin, weak voice. “You're not supposed to worry about any of this. You can't keep a good man down, you know. I'll be back at the ranch before anybody realizes I've been gone.”
“I know you will, dear,” Leatha said. She took his other hand and held it tightly until they wheeled him away from us. When he was gone, she turned to me. “I'm wondering what's behind this hurry-up surgeryâon
a holiday. Is there a reason they have to do this
now
? Is there something they're not telling us?”
I was already asking those same questions, and I didn't have any answers. But the procedure went quickly, and by one o'clock, Sam was in the ICU. He had weathered the surgery in what the doctor said was “better-than-expected shape,” and Leatha sagged with relief when she heard it.
Leatha settled into a chair beside Sam's bed with the book she had brought. McQuaid called about that time from a few miles north of Kerrville, and I suggested that he and Brian stop at the hospital and pick me up. Leatha could stay with Sam as long as she liked, but now that I knew he was going to be okay, I wanted to go back to the ranch and help with the preparations for our Thanksgiving dinner.
But I also wanted to get Sue Ellen to finish the story she'd started to tell me earlier that morning. I wanted to know what her husband had been up to so I could pass the word along to Justine, with the hope that the Whiz could keep Sue Ellen out of trouble with the law. And now that I knew more about the Texas deer industry, I was curious. What was going on here?
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and Brian and I got to Bittersweet in time for me to help Sue Ellen with the last of the dinner prep. That part was easy, but I struck out when it came to getting her to tell me her story. I prodded as persuasively as I know howâand I can be pretty persuasive when the occasion warrants. But since I didn't know the details, I didn't have a lot of leverage. And Sue Ellen seemed to have reconsidered her decision to tell me the full story. That
worried me. I hated to see her caught in a situation she couldn't handle. And given what I had learned from Justine and McQuaid about the size of the stakes in the trophy buck business, I was beginning to fear that the situation could turn dangerous. If Jack and his buddies viewed Sue Ellen as a serious threat, she could be a target. As if in confirmation of my concern, she got a couple of cell phone calls while we were working on the food. She went outdoors to talk and came back looking pinched and distressed. I tried to tell her that she might be in danger, but I struck out with that, too. She wasn't having any of it.
Leatha got back from the hospital a few minutes before four, and Mackâslim and attractive in a black turtleneck with jeans and a great-looking red leather vestâarrived just as we were ready to put dinner on the table. The star of the show, of course, was the turkey, crisp and brown on the outside, juicy and flavorful on the inside. Caitie was concerned about where the turkey had come fromâhad Sam shot it in their nature sanctuary? But Leatha reassured her that it had come from the supermarket, which to Caitie's mind seemed to make it more acceptable. I didn't pursue the irony with her. I already had enough on my mind.