Basketball Disasters (9 page)

“Hello?” Mason said cautiously into the receiver.

“My parents made me call,” Dunk said, by way of beginning the conversation.

Mason waited to hear exactly why Dunk’s parents were making him do this.

“The stupid report? On stupid Ben Franklin? I can’t find my stupid library book.”

Mason thought about asking,
Whose stupid fault is that?
but he didn’t.

“And all the Ben Franklin books are checked out of the public library, and Coach Joe said we have to use real books and not the Internet, and the report is due next week, and I haven’t started it yet, so my parents said I have to work on it over the break, and my book disappeared, and they said I have to call someone else who is doing Ben Franklin and borrow their book for a couple of days, and so I called you.”

Mason wondered if he should be flattered that Dunk called him and not Nora or Brody.

“I tried to call Nora and Brody, but nobody at their
houses answered the phone,” Dunk added. “So can I? Borrow your book? I promise I won’t lose it.”

Mason hesitated before he replied. Dunk didn’t exactly have a stellar track record with library books.

“Okay,” he said finally. After all, his report was almost done, so it seemed mean not to loan the book to Dunk.

“Can I come over now and get it?” Dunk asked. “I have to take Wolfie for his walk, anyway.”

“Sure,” Mason said. “Yeah, come when you walk Wolf.” He couldn’t bring himself to say “Wolfie.”

He could just hand Dunk the book, close the door, and walk away.

Copying Mrs. Taylor, Mason watched from his window for Dunk and Wolf. He heard Wolf barking even before he saw the two of them coming down the street. Dunk was strong, but he was clearly struggling to hold on to Wolf’s straining leash.

Mason shrugged on his jacket. Dog jumped up to follow him.

“No, Dog. You have to stay here.” Mason wasn’t about to allow Wolf to harm Dog again, ever.

Dog gave a little whimper of disappointment, but
then let Mason lead him into the kitchen for a dog biscuit and a hug.

Leaving Dog behind in the kitchen, Mason opened the front door as Dunk and Wolf cut across the lawn to where he was standing.

“Hey, Dunk,” Mason said.

“Hey,” Dunk said.

Wolf growled a greeting.

“Are you ready for us to cream you again?” Dunk asked.

There were six games in the fall basketball season, and six fourth-grade teams, so the final game was to be a rematch between the Fighting Bulldogs and the Killer Whales.

Mason shrugged. Maybe Dunk didn’t yet know that Nora and her friends had joined the team.

“Forty-three to eight,” Dunk said. “I mean, I’ve heard of slaughters, but forty-three to
eight
?”

The pleasant conversation had gone on long enough; it was time for Mason to hand Dunk the library book and send him on his merry way. But busy with attending to Dog, Mason had left the book inside the house on the little table by the front door.

Mason opened the door quietly, hoping Dog wouldn’t hear him and come dashing to his side. Luckily, Dog seemed still to be in the kitchen. Dunk crowded in behind Mason, without Wolf, thank goodness.

“There’s the book,” Mason said, pointing.

Instead of taking the book, Dunk picked up Dog’s tennis ball, which lay on the table next to it.

“Is this for your freak dog?” he asked. “How can he catch a ball with only three legs?”

“He can catch better than Wolf!” Mason retorted.

“No, he can’t! Wolf can catch ten thousand times better!”

The next thing Mason knew, he was outside again with Dunk and Wolf. Dunk unclipped Wolf from his leash and gave the ball a good hard throw.

Right into the Taylors’ yard.

Wolf raced over to get it, as if it had been a freshly killed bird or squirrel.

“Um—” Mason said. “The lady next door? She doesn’t like dogs.”

But he had to admit he didn’t say it very loudly.

Dunk threw the ball even farther the next time.
Again Wolf darted into the Taylors’ yard to retrieve the ball, barking his deep, savage bark.

Out of the corner of his eye, Mason glanced toward the Taylors’ upstairs window. The curtain was pulled back.

Then, ball in mouth, Wolf apparently remembered that there was some other business he hadn’t taken care of yet on his afternoon walk. Still on the Taylors’ side of the property line, Wolf carefully squatted and took a nice long time doing a massive poop.

“Do you have a plastic bag with you?” Mason asked Dunk.

Dunk looked puzzled.

“To clean it up? To pick up Wolf’s poop?”

Dunk made a retching sound. “Are you kidding? That’s disgusting!”

As if it weren’t disgusting to let your dog poop on someone else’s lawn and then leave it there.

Mission accomplished, Wolf trotted back with the ball and dropped it at Dunk’s feet. Dunk threw the ball again, so hard that it landed in the lawn on the other side of the Taylors’ house.

“I bet you can’t throw as far as I can,” Dunk said.

“Wow, Dunk,” Mason said. “You
do
throw far. But you’d better be careful. I think there’s a law against letting your dog run into other people’s yards.”

Dunk wouldn’t be able to say he hadn’t been warned.

“Yeah? What are they going to do about it?” Dunk demanded.

Dunk kept throwing the ball for Wolf, farther and farther. Wolf kept sprinting to get it, barking, barking, barking.

A familiar-looking panel van pulled up in front of Mason’s house.

A familiar-looking animal-control officer got out.

“Hey, kids,” he said. But he wasn’t smiling this time. “I warned you boys to keep your dog off the neighbor’s property.”

Then he looked more closely at Dunk, who obviously wasn’t Brody, and at Wolf, who obviously wasn’t Dog.

“My dog is in the house,” Mason said innocently. “This is my friend’s dog.”

Well, my enemy’s dog
.

“I
told
you to be careful,” Mason said to Dunk, trying to make his voice sound irritated.

“Your neighbor reported that not only did you let your dog run wild in her yard with no effort to control him, but you failed to clean up after him,” the animal control man continued. “Is that correct?”

“Yes, sir,” Mason said, before Dunk could deny it. Now he tried to make his voice sound ashamed. “We’re sorry, sir.”

“I’m afraid ‘sorry’ isn’t good enough this time,” the man said.

From his pocket, he handed Mason a plastic bag.

Mason handed it to Dunk.

Mason was used to picking up dog poop now, but he remembered how sick he had felt the first time he had to do it. And he hadn’t even had an animal-control officer watching to make sure he did it correctly.

“I’m going to have to write you a ticket,” the man told a green-faced, gagging Dunk, who had returned with a lumpy plastic bag in his hand.

Both boys stood silent as the man took his time filling out the ticket and then handed it to Dunk. “You give that to your parents, you hear?”

“Yes, sir,” Dunk mumbled.

It occurred to Mason to be relieved that his own father was out running errands, and his mother was lost in her editing work in her office upstairs at the back of the house.

Then the man got into his van and drove away.

“This stinks!” Dunk burst out.

Mason didn’t know if Dunk was talking about the poop-filled bag he was holding in one hand or the ticket he was holding in the other hand. Or both.

“My dad is going to kill me!”

Mason gave a small cluck of sympathy.

“Well, Wolf
can
fetch a million times better than Dog! And the Killer Whales
are
going to slaughter you guys again!”

With that, Dunk dropped the bag, clipped Wolf’s leash back on, and stalked away.

Mason saw that Dunk had forgotten the bag of dog poop.

And the Ben Franklin library book.

Mason stood on the sidewalk, feeling strangely satisfied. Was it Ben Franklin who had said you could kill two birds with one stone?

The saying meant that you could accomplish two things in one fell swoop. For example, even though Mason hadn’t planned it that way, you could get even with a nasty old dog hater
and
with a boy who bragged too much about basketball, all by being willing to loan a library book.

When Mason went into the house after tossing the poop bag in the trash, the phone was ringing.

It was far too soon for it to be Dunk, realizing that he had failed to get the one thing that had been the reason for his disastrous visit.

Of course, it could be—

“Mrs. Taylor!” Mason heard his mother say into the phone as she was bustling around in the kitchen getting ready for dinner.

Mason didn’t stick around to hear any more. He and Dog fled to the safety of their bedroom.

A few minutes later, his mother pushed open his door. Mason and Dog were lying side by side on Mason’s bed.

“Mason,” she said in her best disappointed-sounding voice.

“It wasn’t my fault! Dunk came to get a book for school, and he had Wolf with him, and you know what Dunk is like! And what Wolf is like! I told him about Mrs. Taylor. But he didn’t listen!”

“Yes,” his mother said sternly. “I know what Dunk is like, and you do, too. Mrs. Taylor said you played together for half an hour and Wolf repeatedly ran into her yard and did his business on her grass.”

“I told Dunk to clean it up!”

“Did
you
clean it up? Dunk and Wolf were here as your guests.”

“I didn’t invite them. They invited themselves!”

“Mason, Mrs. Taylor was distraught. Do you know what ‘distraught’ means? Extremely, extremely upset.
She has high blood pressure. She has a heart condition. It is very dangerous for her to get so upset. And I cannot believe that you honestly thought Wolf’s behavior wouldn’t upset her or that you made any serious effort to stop it.”

Mason buried his face in Dog’s soft fur. Okay, he did feel awful now. He didn’t want to make even a spying dog hater have a heart attack and die. Mason had his faults, but he wasn’t a cold-blooded old-lady murderer.

“What should I do?” Mason asked his mom, his voice muffled.

“You need to apologize to Mrs. Taylor.”

Mason could write her a note in his best cursive. His mother was big on handwritten thank-you notes for birthday and Christmas presents. Maybe she’d think a handwritten apology note would be a good idea.

“I felt so sorry for the Taylors,” she went on, “that I invited them to join us for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. So you can apologize to her in person then.”

What?

“But—what about Dog? She hates dogs!”

“Dog, I’m afraid, will not be able to have dinner with us. Dog will have to be in the basement.”

“But—this is Dog’s first Thanksgiving at our house! Dog can’t miss Thanksgiving!”

“Mason, from Dog’s point of view, Thanksgiving is just another day. You can make it up to him with a nice bone.”

“But he’ll think he did something bad! And he didn’t do anything!”

“I’m well aware that
Dog
didn’t do anything. I invited the Taylors for four o’clock,” Mason’s mother said. She left Mason’s room and closed the door firmly behind her.

The roasting turkey smelled wonderful the next day, but Mason couldn’t enjoy sniffing its savory aroma. Even though his mother had bought comforting canned cranberry sauce for him—the rest of them were going to have spiced cranberry-raisin chutney—Mason couldn’t look forward to any of it.

At four o’clock Dog would be banished to the basement.

At four o’clock Mason would have to make his in-person apology to a mean old dog-hating lady who might die any minute.

Ten minutes before the hour, Mason led poor
Dog down the basement stairs. He gave Dog a huge, smothering hug, together with a nice, fresh dog bone from the butcher.

“Oh, Dog, don’t be too sad.”

At least, distracted by the bone, Dog didn’t pad back up the basement stairs after Mason, so Mason didn’t have to shut the basement door right in Dog’s sweet face.

Five minutes past the hour, the doorbell rang.