Bartimaeus: The Golem’s Eye (19 page)

Ring if interested. Within a week.
Kitty had not mentioned him to her parents, or to anyone else, but his words were always on her mind. He had promised to help her, and she had no problem with that in principle. The question was, Why? She did not think he was doing it out of the goodness of his heart.

But her parents were going to lose their house if she did not act.

T. E. Pennyfeather certainly existed in the telephone directory: he was listed as an “Artists’ Supplier” in Southwark, alongside the same phone number that Kitty had on the card. So that much of his story appeared to be true.

But what did he want? Part of Kitty felt very strongly that she should leave him alone; another part couldn’t see what she had to lose. If she didn’t pay up soon, she would be arrested, and Mr. Pennyfeather’s offer was the only lifeline she had to seize.

At length, she made up her mind.

There was a telephone box two streets away from where she lived. One morning, she squeezed herself into its narrow, muggy space, and rang the number.

A voice answered, dry and breathless. “Artists’ Supplies. Hello.”

“Mr. Pennyfeather?”

“Ms. Jones! I am delighted. I feared you would not ring.”

“Here I am. Listen, I’m—I’m interested in your offer, but I must know what you want from me before I go any further.”

“Of course, of course. I shall explain to you. May I suggest we meet?”

“No. Tell me now, over the phone.”

“That would not be prudent.”

“It would for me. I’m not putting myself at risk. I don’t know who you—”

“Quite so. I will suggest something. If you disagree, well and good. Our contact will be at an end. If you agree, we shall move on. My suggestion: we meet at the Druids’ Coffeehouse at Seven Dials. Do you know it? A popular spot—always busy. You can talk to me in safety there. If in doubt I suggest another thing. Seal my card in an envelope together with the information about where we are meeting. Leave it in your room, or post it to yourself. Whichever. Should anything happen to you, the police will find me. That may put your mind at rest. Another thing. Whatever the outcome of our meeting, I shall end it by giving you the money. Your debt will be paid by the end of the day.”

Mr. Pennyfeather seemed worn out by this long speech. While he wheezed gently, Kitty considered the offer. It didn’t take long. It was too good to resist.

“All right,” she said. “Agreed. What time at the Druids’?”

Kitty prepared carefully, writing a note to her parents and slipping it with the business card inside an envelope. She placed it on her bed, propped against her pillow. Her parents would not be back till seven. The meeting was scheduled for three. If all went well, she would have plenty of time to return and remove the note before it was found.

She came out of the tube at Leicester Square and set off in the direction of Seven Dials. A couple of magicians shot past in chauffeur-driven limousines; everyone else struggled along the tourist-cluttered pavements, guarding their pockets against cut-purses. Her progress was slow.

To speed her way, she took a shortcut, an alley that curved off behind a fancy-dress shop and bisected a whole block, opening out again on a street near Seven Dials. It was dank and narrow, but there were no buskers or tourists all along its length, which in Kitty’s view made it a grand highway. She ducked down it and set off at a good pace, glancing at her watch as she did so. Ten to three. Perfect timing.

Midway along the alley she had a shock. With a screech like a banshee, a brindled cat leaped off a concealed ledge in front of her face and disappeared through a grating in the opposite wall. The sound of tumbling bottles followed from within. Silence.

Taking a deep breath, Kitty walked on.

A moment later, she heard quiet footsteps stealing along behind her.

The hairs on the back of her neck rose. She speeded up. Don’t panic. Someone else taking a short cut. Anyway, the alley’s end was not far off. She could glimpse people moving in the main street beyond.

The footsteps behind seemed to speed up with her. Eyes wide, heart pounding, Kitty began to trot.

Then something stepped out from the shadows of a doorway. It was dressed in black and its face was covered by a smooth mask with narrow slits for eyes.

Kitty cried out and turned.

Two more masked figures, tiptoeing behind.

She opened her mouth to scream, but did not have a chance to do so. One of her pursuers made a quick motion: something left its hand—a small, dark sphere. It hit the ground just at her feet, splintering into nothing. From the place where it vanished a black vapor rose, twirling, growing thick.

Kitty was too frightened to move. She could only watch as the vapor formed itself into a small blue-black winged creature, with long, slender horns and wide red eyes. The thing hovered for an instant, tumbling head over heels in the air, as if uncertain what to do.

The figure that had thrown the sphere pointed its hand at Kitty and cried out a command.

The thing stopped twirling. A grin of wicked glee cracked its face almost in two.

Then it lowered its horns, beat its wings into a frenzy, and with a shrill cry of delight, hurled itself at Kitty’s head.

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n an instant, the thing was on her, with light glinting on its two sharp horns and its serrated mouth gaping wide. Blue-black wings beat in her face, small callused hands clawed at her eyes. She felt its foul breath on her skin; its keening cry deafened her. She beat at it madly with her fists, shouting out now, screaming….

And with a loud, moist popping sound, the thing burst, leaving nothing but a shower of cold black droplets and a lingering bitter smell.

Kitty collapsed against the nearest wall, chest heaving, looking wildly about her. There was no doubt—the thing had gone, and the three masked figures had vanished too. On either side, the alley was empty. Nothing stirred.

She ran now, as fast as she could, careering out into the busy street and weaving, ducking, dodging her way among the crowd, up the gentle slope that led to Seven Dials.

Seven roads met here at a cobbled roundabout, which was surrounded on all sides by rambling medieval buildings of black wood and colored plaster. In the center of the roundabout was a statue of a general on a horse, below which a relaxed crowd was sitting, enjoying the afternoon sun. Opposite him was another statue, this one of Gladstone in his attitude of the Lawgiver. He was dressed in robes and held an open scroll, with one arm raised as if he were declaiming to the multitudes. Someone—either drunk, or of anarchistic bent—had climbed the great man and placed an orange traffic cone upon his majestic head, giving him the look of a comedy storybook sorcerer. The police had not yet noticed.

Directly behind Gladstone’s back was the Druids’ Coffeehouse, a meeting place for the young and thirsty. The ground floor walls of the building had been ripped out and replaced with rough stone pillars decorated with curling vines. A series of tables covered with white cloth spilled around the pillars onto the cobbled road in Continental fashion. Every table was occupied. Waiters in blue tunics hurried back and forth.

Kitty came to a halt next to the statue of the general and caught her breath. She surveyed the tables. Three o’clock precisely. Was he …? There!—almost out of sight behind a pillar—the crescent of white hair, the shiny bald pate.

Mr. Pennyfeather was sipping a café latte when she approached. His stick lay flat across the table. He saw her, smiled broadly, indicated a chair.

“Ms. Jones! Right on time. Sit, if you please. What do you care for? Coffee? Tea? A cinnamon bun? They are very good.”

Kitty ran a distraught hand through her hair. “Um, a tea. And chocolate. I need chocolate.”

Mr. Pennyfeather clicked his fingers; a waiter drew close. “A pot of tea and an éclair. A large one. Now, Ms. Jones. You seem a little breathless. You have been running. Or am I wrong?”

His eyes twinkled, his smile widened. Kitty leaned forward furiously. “It’s no laughing matter,” she hissed, with a glance at the nearby tables. “I’ve just been attacked! On my way to see
you,”
she added, to drive the point home.

Mr. Pennyfeather’s amusement did not slacken. “Indeed? Indeed? That is most serious! You must tell me—ah! Here is your tea. What speed! And a most sizable éclair! Good. Have a bite, then tell me all.”

“Three people trapped me in an alley. They threw something—a container, I think—and a demon appeared. It leaped at me and tried to kill me and—are you taking this seriously, Mr. Pennyfeather, or shall I get up and leave right now?” His continuing good humor was beginning to enrage Kitty, but at her words his smile vanished.

“Forgive me, Ms. Jones. It is a grave matter. Yet you managed to escape. How did you do so?”

“I don’t know. I fought back—hitting the thing when it was gouging at my face, but I didn’t do anything, really. It just burst like a balloon. The men disappeared, too.”

She took a long drink of tea. Mr. Pennyfeather eyed her calmly, saying nothing. His face remained grave, but his eyes seemed delighted, full of life.

“It’s that magician—Tallow!” Kitty went on. “I
know
it is. He’s trying to do me in after what I said in court. He’ll send another demon, now that one’s failed. I don’t know what to—”

“Do
have a bite of that éclair,” Mr. Pennyfeather said. “That is my first suggestion. Now then, when you are calm, I will tell you something.”

Kitty ate the éclair in four bites, washed it down with tea and felt a little calmer. She looked about her. From where she was seated, she had a good view of most of the customers of the coffeehouse. Some were tourists, immersed in colorful maps and handbooks; the rest were young—students probably, along with a smattering of families out for the day. There seemed no immediate likelihood of another attack.

“All right, Mr. Pennyfeather,” she said. “Fire away.”

“Very well.” He dabbed at the corners of his mouth with a neatly folded napkin. “I shall return to that … incident in a moment, but I have something else to say first. You will be wondering why I should be interested in your troubles. Well—in fact I am not so much interested in your troubles as interested in
you.
By the way, the six hundred pounds is safely here”—he smiled and tapped his breast pocket—“you shall have it at the end of this conversation. So. I was in the gallery at Court and heard your evidence about the Black Tumbler. No one else believed you—the judge in her arrogance, the rest in their ignorance. But I pricked up my ears. Why should you lie? I asked. No reason. Therefore it must be true.”

“It
was
true,” Kitty said.

“But no one who is hit by a Black Tumbler—even by its outer edge—can fail to escape its mark. I know this.”

“How?” Kitty asked sharply. “Are you a magician?”

The old man winced. “Please, you may insult me in any way you please—say I am bald, ugly, an old fool who smells of cabbage, or what you will, but do not call me that. It offends my soul. I am certainly
not
a magician. But it is not only magicians who have knowledge, Ms. Jones. Others of us can read, even if we are not steeped in wickedness like them. Do you read, Ms. Jones?”

Kitty shrugged. “Of course. At school.”

“No, no, that is not proper reading. The magicians write the books you see there; you cannot trust them. However, I digress. Trust me—the Black Tumbler taints everything it touches. It touched you, you say, but you were not tainted. That is a paradox.”

Kitty thought of Jakob’s marbled face and felt a wave of guilt. “I can’t help that.”

“This demon that attacked you just now. Describe it.”

“Blackish wings. A big red mouth. Two thin, straight horns—”

“A broad belly, covered in fur? No tail?”

“That’s right.”

He nodded. “A mouler. A minor demon of no great power. Even so, it should certainly have rendered you unconscious, owing to its disgusting smell.”

Kitty wrinkled her nose. “It smelled bad for sure, but not
that
bad.”

“Also, moulers do not usually burst. They latch on to your hair with their hands and remain attached until their master dismisses them.”

“This one just popped.”

“My dear Ms. Jones, you must forgive me if I am cheerful again. You see, I am delighted with what you are telling me. It means, quite simply, that you possess something special: a
resilience
to magic.”

He sat back in his chair, summoned a waiter and smilingly ordered another round of drinks and cakes, oblivious to Kitty’s look of bafflement. For the entire time it took for the food to arrive he did nothing but grin across the table at her, giggling to himself every now and then. Kitty forced herself to remain polite. The cash was still out of reach, in his coat pocket.

“Mr. Pennyfeather,” she said at last. “I’m sorry, but I don’t understand you at all.”

“It’s obvious, surely? Minor magic—we can’t be sure about more powerful stuff yet—has little or no effect on you.”

Kitty shook her head. “Rubbish. The Black Tumbler knocked me out.”

“I said
little
or no effect. You are not immune. Neither for that matter am I, but I
have
withstood the assault of three foliots at once, which I believe is quite unusual.”

This meant nothing to Kitty. She looked blank. Mr. Pennyfeather made an impatient gesture. “What I am saying is that you and I—and several others, for we are not alone—are able to resist some of the magicians’ spells! We are not magicians, but neither are we powerless, unlike the rest of the
commoners”
—he spat the word out with undisguised venom—“in this poor, godforsaken country.”

Kitty’s head was spinning, but she was still skeptical; she did not believe him yet.

“It doesn’t make any sense to me,” she said. “I’ve never heard of this ‘resilience.’All I’m interested in is avoiding jail.”

“Is that so?” Mr. Pennyfeather placed his hand lightly inside his jacket. “In that case you may have the money on the instant and be on your way. Fine. But I think you want something more than this. I see it in your face. You want several things. You want revenge for your friend Jakob. You want to change the way things are done here. You want a country where men like Julius Tallow don’t flourish and walk tall. Not all countries are like this—some places have no magicians! None! Think of
that
next time you visit your friend in the hospital. I’m telling you,” he went on in a quieter voice, “you can make a difference.
If you
listen to me.”

Kitty gazed into the mess at the bottom of her cup and saw Jakob’s ruined face reflected back. She sighed. “I don’t know …”

“Be sure of one thing—I can help you with your vengeance.”

She stared up at him. Mr. Pennyfeather was smiling at her, but his eyes had the same bright, angry gleam that she had seen when he had been jostled in the street.

“The magicians have hurt you,” he said softly. “Together, we can wield the sword of retribution. But only if you assist me first. You help me. I help you. Fair bargain.”

For an instant Kitty saw Tallow again, smirking across the courtroom, puffed up with self-confidence and the guaranteed protection of his friends. It made her shudder with disgust.

“First tell me how you need my help,” she said.

Somebody sitting two tables away coughed loudly, and, as if a heavy curtain had suddenly fallen away inside her mind, Kitty realized the danger she was in. There she was, sitting among strangers, overtly discussing treason.

“We’re mad!” she hissed furiously. “Anyone might hear us! They’ll summon the Night Police and carry us away.”

At this the old man actually laughed. “No one will overhear,” he said. “Do not fear, Ms. Jones. It is all under control.”

Kitty scarcely listened. Her attention had been seized by a young, blond-haired woman sitting at a table behind Mr. Pennyfeather’s left shoulder. Though her glass was empty, she remained seated, engrossed in her book. Her head was down, her eyes modestly lowered; one hand toyed with the corner of a page. Suddenly Kitty became convinced that this was all a sham. She dimly recalled noticing the woman when she first sat down, sitting in a similar pose, and though Kitty had had her in full view all this while, she did not remember her once actually turning the page.

Next moment, she was sure of it. As if Kitty’s gaze had brushed against her, the woman glanced up, caught her eyes, and gave her a cool little smile before returning to her book. There could be no doubt—she had been listening to everything!

“Are you all right?” Mr. Pennyfeather’s voice sounded outside her panic.

Kitty could hardly speak. “Behind you …” she whispered. “A woman … a spy, an informer. She’s heard it all.”

Mr. Pennyfeather did not turn around. “Blond lady? Reading a yellow paperback? That would be Gladys. Don’t worry, she is one of us.”

“One of—?” The woman looked up again and gave Kitty a broad wink.

“To her left is Anne; on my right—just beyond this pillar—sits Eva. That’s Frederick on my left; Nicholas and Timothy are ranged behind you. Stanley and Martin couldn’t get a table, so they’re in the pub opposite.”

In a daze, Kitty looked around. A middle-aged, black-haired woman grinned at her from behind Mr. Pennyfeather’s right shoulder; on Kitty’s right, a spotty, unsmiling youth glanced up from a dog-eared copy
of Motorbike Trader.
The woman beyond the pillar was obscured except for a black jacket hanging on her chair. Risking a crick in her neck, Kitty checked behind her, catching a glimpse of two more faces—young, serious—staring at her from other tables.

“No need to worry, you see,” Mr. Pennyfeather said. “You’re among friends. No one beyond them could hear what we say, and there are no demons present or we’d know about it.”

“How?”

“Time enough for questions later. First I must make you an apology. I’m afraid you have met Frederick, Martin, and Timothy already.” Kitty looked blank again. It was fast becoming a habit. “In the alley,” Mr. Pennyfeather prompted.

“The alley?” Wait a minute—

“It was they who set the mouler on you. Not so fast! Do not leave! I am sorry that we scared you, but we had to be sure, you see. Sure that you were resilient like us. We had the mouler glass handy; it was a simple matter—”

Kitty found her voice. “You swine! You’re as bad as Tallow! I could have been killed.”