Authors: The Palace Tiger
For a moment Joes head spun. He felt the dizzying disorientation of being thrust into an alien culture. This was not his world. Nothing here was truly familiar. Parisian chefs, Lalique crystal, Dows port, these were so much foam on the surface of deeply foreign waters.
His brief from Sir George had been short and unsatisfactory. Remember at all times, Joe, the treaty we signed with the prince of Ranipur in 1818
Here - Ive had a copy made for you
youll find it interesting. Im looking at Clause 8
got it? I quote, The maharaja and his heirs and successors shall remain absolute rulers of their country, and their dependants, according to long-established usage; and the British civil and criminal jurisdiction shall not be introduced into that principality. Criminal jurisdiction - thats where you come in, Joe - or rather where you dont come in.
Thank you for pointing that out, sir. Ill leave my fingerprint kit and handcuffs at home. So, Im being sent in in an advisory capacity only?
Um
not even that, Im afraid. Sir George had looked uncomfortable.
Does the absolute ruler have such a thing as a police force of his own? Joe enquired mildly.
Yes. But dont count on any assistance from them, said George. They wouldnt recognize themselves as policemen. They are the Royal Guard. Bodyguards, henchmen, knives for hire, assassins on request. In fact, Joe, I wouldnt be at all surprised if your target is actually among their ranks. But I mustnt say more
its all speculation at best at this distance. Thats why youre going with Edgar, my boy - to keep a watching brief and report back. No need to
er
go sleuthing about the place in a visible way, you understand. Could get you into a lot of trouble.
Joe had been running his eye down the treaty document with a good deal of interest. I say, sir, he said, frowning, have you seen this at the end of the treaty? It says, Done at Dihlee this sixth day of January, AD 1815. Signed and sealed by Mr Charles Theophilus Metcalfe, Resident. And the treaty is between the Honourable English East India Company and the Raja Maun Singh of Ranipur. The East India Company? Long defunct! Does this piece of paper still have relevance? Is it still legal?
Oh, yes. Look at Clause 1. Good opening, I think youll agree. There shall be perpetual friendship and alliance between the Honourable East India Company and the Raja of Ranipur. The friends and enemies of one party shall be friends and enemies of both. The British Government engages to protect the principality and territory of Ranipur in perpetuity. Well, there you have it. The government of the day took over the rights and the responsibilities of John Company on his dissolution. We, that is HM Gov., gave its word. And you dont welch on a Rajput! Weve protected them and theyve done much for us over the years. Did Edgar tell you how the prince of Ranipur came by his nineteen gun salute and his title of Maharaja?
Joe shook his head.
It was well earned and springs from their respect for the female sex. In the darkest days of the Sepoy Revolt when the British were being slaughtered by elements of the Indian army a small contingent of women and children were shipped off in boats down the river by their menfolk who were making a last rearguard stand against the native forces. A desperate measure and the pursuing rebels soon caught up with them, riding along the bank and howling with glee when they saw that the boats were awash and beginning to sink. What they hadnt realized was that theyd strayed into the territory of the prince of Ranipur. He remembered the treaty his great grandfather had signed and set about upholding his part of the bargain. He sent a rescue party out to pull the women and children to safety on the southern bank and loosed his crack troops against the rebels on the northern bank. Routed them and held the British civilians in safety until they were picked up many weeks later by a recovered British force. A very grateful British force. He was given his increased gun salute and the plain Raja became Maharaja - great ruler. And they acquired a good story to tell, one of bravery, chivalry and Rajput honour. I think thats why we get on so well with the Rajputs - we admire the same qualities.
Joe had fought back the temptation to add, And Machiavellian deviousness? How about that quality, George? He thought he knew the answer.
His eyes rested again on what he suspected was the Machiavelli of Ranipur. Zalim was eagerly inviting the company to step outside and enjoy the night air, now cooling, he promised, as it wafted upwards from the lake behind the palace. An entertainment had been laid on for them in the courtyard.
They followed him, brandy glasses in hand, along a short corridor and down a flight of steps, emerging into the dark blue velvet of an Indian night. Music and chatter, laughter and short bursts of song greeted them and, unexpectedly, a crowd of courtiers, twinkling in jewels and satins, standing around a marble-paved sunken courtyard some thirty yards across and surrounded by a colonnaded piazza. Somewhere a fountain splashed and gushed, throwing up a fine cooling spray. The air was heavy with the scent from the orangeries which lined the courtyard and from the more distant blossom trees surrounding the lake. With a gesture, the Dewan invited the dinner guests to join him, seated cross-legged on the carpets which had been spread over the marble slabs. He indicated that Joe should sit at his left hand in the centre of the group and, at his nod, the music began in earnest as a small group of musicians gathered at the far end of the colonnade began to play.
Joe detected the sound of the tabor and sarangi, a flute and a guitar whose exponent was so skilled he could have appeared with the Philharmonic. The sweet notes of the tappa filled the air, a measure of plaintive simplicity which put Joe in mind of his own native Scottish tunes. After the briefest of pauses, the music struck up again but louder, faster and more compelling.
Into the arena swirled a group of female dancers, the bells on their ankles sounding an insistent rhythm as they stamped their way forward and took up their places on the black and white squares of the courtyard. Against this sombre backdrop the bright reds, blues, purples and yellows of their ankle-length petticoats of heavy silk stood out, lit by countless flares and strings of lights hanging from the columns. Their hair, jet-black, was smoothed down in gleaming curtains on either side of their faces, the rims of their dark eyes lined with kohl.
Nautch girls, that was what he had heard them called, though Joe had not yet seen nautch dancing. Much enjoyed by the bachelors in the employ of the East India Company, these performances were discouraged by their, for the most part, married and prudish successors from Victorian England. And more fool them! Joe thought as he settled to enjoy the dance. Expressive eyes and flashing smiles enchanted him and, as they began to dance to an ever faster rhythm, he was lost in admiration for their lithe vitality. Of the dozen dancers one or two appeared to be the stars and they came forward to perform individually before the Dewan. One in particular attracted Joes admiration. A little taller than the others, she was outstandingly acrobatic in her dancing and drew applause from the crowd. With the composure of Ellen Terry taking a third curtain call, she began to repeat her routine and Joe was intrigued to notice that whenever she came out of a turn, it was his eye she caught. He thought he must have been mistaken but no, when she rejoined the rest of the company, she continued to watch him. The Dewan himself seemed to be conscious of this. He turned to Joe with a raised eyebrow and, leaning towards him, in an amused tone whispered, Her names Padmini!
He continued to chuckle good-naturedly to himself until the dancers, with a final athletic flourish, disappeared.
Glasses of pomegranate juice and iced tea were suddenly at their elbows while the musicians wound down, playing a soft native tune. Suddenly, the Dewan rose to his feet and the rest of the audience rose also, a general stirring of excitement beginning to run through the assembled courtiers.
At this point in the evenings entertainment my ancestors would have regaled you with a gladiatorial combat, said the Dewan conversationally to Joe. But no longer, though I have in mind a contest of sorts. We Rajputs enjoy a sporting exhibition as much as the British, you know. We are hoping our guests will participate.
Joe was beginning to feel a ripple of anxiety run through him. He hadnt quite liked the emphasis on the word British. Surely they werent expecting him to put on a show? Good Lord! - didnt they go in for bare-knuckle boxing and panther wrestling? There were lengths he was not prepared to go to even for the honour of the Empire. He waited in trepidation for the Dewans next announcement.
We are hoping to engage the might of Scotland Yard in a friendly - I hope friendly - round of one of our favourite Rajput games. Chaturanga, we call it.
Joe searched his memory for a reference to this sport but drew a blank.
You play chess?
Chess? Joe could only repeat in some astonishment. A game which originated in India, I believe. Yes, I do
but - here? Now?
Yes, indeed, here. Look! Do you see the squares? The courtyard is laid out for an open air game.
Joe looked again at the pattern of black and white marble slabs and realized that they were more than merely decorative. He was looking at a huge gaming board.
This is an adaptation of our national game, chaupar or pucheesee, the Dewan was going on. Normally it is played on a four-armed grid and rather similar to your own Ludo. Pieces move around the board according to numbers thrown using conch shells. Joe nodded dubiously. He had vaguely heard of this game. But my brother is very fond of chess as it is played in Europe - it leaves less to chance and shows off the players skills - so he had the court adapted for playing this game. He understands that you are a skilled player, Commander
A courteous nod and a smile in his direction did nothing to ease Joes forebodings.
The crowd pressed forward, murmuring and smiling, the dark-suited dinner party guests distinguishable amongst but greatly outnumbered by turbaned Rajput nobles in court dress, diamonds winking and pearls gleaming against silk coats. The atmosphere was one of restrained joviality but with an undercurrent which to Joe was palpable, an undercurrent of excitement. They shuffled around the courtyard, taking up positions giving a good view of the chessboard. He tried to recall whether their interest went as far as betting on the outcome and wondered very much who his opponent would be. With sinking heart he acknowledged that this was undoubtedly a set-up and that one of these clever, competitive Rajputs had already been chosen to make a fool of the officer from Scotland Yard.
He was surprised and relieved to hear the Dewan announce that his opponent was to be Edgar Troop.
Smiling and feigning humble astonishment, Edgar took up a position on the opposite side of the square. He nodded courteously to Joe and clicked his heels. Joe did the same, his mind racing. He had no idea that Edgar could even play chess, but then, there were many facets of Edgars character which, thankfully, had so far remained a mystery.
Reminding himself that this was just a bit of after-dinner entertainment and that with deliberate sleight of hand they had been set against each other to amuse the more skilled Indian audience, Joe determined to give a good performance. Chess, for him, was the equivalent of battle planning and he began at once to check the lie of the land. He had no idea of the local rules and assumed that his opponent did. But the Dewan was speaking again.
Commander Sandilands has not played our national game before. I think, under the British rule of fair play, it would be in order to appoint an adviser, one to each side.
A murmur of agreement went up.
Claude? May I ask you to second Sandilands? I myself will undertake to assist Captain Troop. Not that Edgar needs or would pay attention to advice, I think.
Joe noticed that Colin OConnor was frowning and looking disconcerted. He caught Joes eye and made a grimace Joe could not fathom. Bad luck, old man, but do your best, was the nearest he could get to an interpretation.
The atmosphere was becoming increasingly tense, murmur and chatter shot through with sudden bursts of laughter, long speculative looks directed at the two players.
Are they betting on the result? Joe asked Vyvyan who had taken up a position at his right hand.
Betting? No, not at all. But the outcome will entertain them
whichever way it goes. Theyre as fond of a bit of gossip and speculation as your average officers mess, he replied cryptically.
What the hell?
Just calm down and go along with it, Sandilands. Its only a game. Itll give a lot of pleasure to a lot of people if you foul up and thats the worst that can happen. At least in this combat nobody dies. They like a good show so Id slightly overdo everything if I were you. Play to the gallery. Now listen. These are the rules. Its very simple for a competent chess player which I understand you are
He explained the rules, which indeed appeared quite straightforward. So simple was the whole game that Joe could not for a moment understand why the crowd was still throbbing with an undercurrent of excitement.
This is all very well, he said impatiently, and I dont want to appear demanding, but when I play chess I normally play it with chessmen
you know
pawns, rooks, knights, perhaps even a king and queen
I see none here.
Vyvyan gave a knowing smile. Ah. Yes. The chessmen, he said mysteriously. If Im not mistaken - here they come!
He turned to enjoy Joes expression of stunned amazement as the crowd parted and into the arena with a tinkle of bells, a drumming of bare feet and a whirl of bright skirts came two files of beautiful girls. With giggles and coquettish sideways glances from their kohl-rimmed eyes they took up their places on the board. Joes pawns and pieces were dressed in red and blue, Edgars in green and yellow. Joes astonishment turned to amusement and he began to relax.