Arrest-Proof Yourself (63 page)
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Authors: Dale C. Carson,Wes Denham
Tags: #Political Freedom & Security, #Law Enforcement, #General, #Arrest, #Political Science, #Self-Help, #Law, #Practical Guides, #Detention of persons
Chapter 18 - TO AVOID THE TRAGIC, USE WORDS THAT ARE MAGIC
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE COPS?
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE STUFF HITS THE FAN
MUM’S THE RULE WHEN YOU’RE IN SCHOOL
Chapter 19 - STREET CREDS ARE TOPS FOR DEALING WITH COPS
HOW TO USE CREDS DURING A POLICE STOP
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND ON THE POLICE FORCE
Chapter 20 - THERE AIN’T NO HOPE WHEN YOU CARRY DOPE
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND KIDDIE NARCOTICS
Chapter 21 - EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Chapter 22 - WHEN GIRLS TELL A TALE THAT SENDS YOU TO JAIL
SMACK YOUR WOMAN AND YOU’LL DO A STRETCH
PART III - ARREST PROOFING IN YOUR CAR
Chapter 23 - CITIZEN INSPECTION? REVENUE COLLECTION? OR DRIVER PROTECTION?
DOLLARS FOR CITIES AND ROACH SPRAY FOR CROOKS
YOUR CAR AS A FREAKING EASTER EGG
“YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE”: THE CITIZEN INSPECTION SYSTEM
Chapter 24 - MIRROR, MIRROR IN THE CAR, WILL THE COPS STAY NEAR OR FAR?
AREN’T YOU TELLING ME TO ACT AND DRIVE LIKE WHITE-BREAD AMERICA?
Chapter 25 - STAYING FREE DURING A TRAFFIC STOP MEANS THE GUY WHO LOSES IS THE COP
SIGN THAT TICKET OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
Chapter 26 - TO BE SEARCHED OR NOT TO BE SEARCHED? THAT IS THE QUESTION!
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED
WHY YOU SHOULD RESIST SEARCHES
Chapter 27 - TIPS THAT NEVER FAIL TO KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL
FORGET THE RADAR DETECTOR. YOUR CAR’S THE REFLECTOR!
Chapter 28 - CAR CREDS ARE THE KEY TO KEEP YOU FREE
Chapter 29 - DON’T GET IN A LURCH. DO A SEARCH!
YOU FOUND SOMETHING. NOW WHAT?
Chapter 30 - YOU CAN TELL COPS “TOODLE-OO” WHEN YOU SQUIRT THE YELLOW GOO