Anne of Ingleside (12 page)

‘Auntie, aren’t you feeling well?’ cried Anne.

Aunt Mary Maria stared at her icily.

‘
Quite
well, Annie. Remarkably well, indeed, for
such an aged person
as myself.’

At this auspicious moment the twins popped in, carrying between them the basketful of fifty-five yellow roses, and, amid a suddenly frozen silence, presented it to Aunt Mary Maria, with lisped congratulations and good wishes. A chorus of admiration went up from the table, but Aunt Mary Maria did not join in it.

‘The… the twins will blow out the candles for you, Auntie,’ faltered Anne nervously, ‘and then… will you cut the birthday cake?’

‘Not being quite senile… yet… Annie, I can blow the candles out myself.’

Aunt Mary Maria proceeded to blow them out, painstakingly and deliberately. With equal painstaking and deliberation she cut the cake. Then she laid the knife down.

‘And now perhaps I may be excused, Annie.
Such an old woman
as I am needs rest after so much excitement.’

Swish, went Aunt Mary Maria’s taffeta skirt. Crash, went the basket of roses as she swept past it. Click, went Aunt Mary Maria’s high heels up the stairs. Bang, went Aunt Mary Maria’s door in the distance.

The dumbfounded guests ate their slices of birthday cake with such appetite as they could muster, in a strained silence, broken only by a story Mrs Amos Martin told desperately of a doctor in Nova Scotia who had poisoned several patients by injecting diphtheria germs into them. The others, feeling that this might not be in the best of taste, did not back up her laudable effort to ‘liven things up’, and all went away as soon as they decently could.

A distracted Anne rushed to Aunt Mary Maria’s room.

‘Auntie,
what
is the matter?’

‘Was it necessary to advertise my age in public, Annie? And to ask Adella Carey here… to have her find out how old I am… she’s been dying to know for years!’

‘Auntie, we meant… we meant…’

‘I don’t know what your purpose was, Annie. That there is something back of all this I know very well… oh, I can read your mind, dear Annie, but I shall not try to ferret it out, I shall leave it between you and your conscience.’

‘Aunt Mary Maria, my only intention was to give you a happy birthday… I’m dreadfully sorry.’

Aunt Mary Maria put her handkerchief to her eyes and smiled bravely.

‘Of course I forgive you, Annie. But you must realize that after such a deliberate attempt to injure my feelings I cannot stay here any longer.’

‘Auntie, won’t you believe…’

Aunt Mary Maria lifted a long, thin, knobbly hand.

‘Don’t let us discuss it, Annie. I want peace… just peace. “A wounded spirit who can bear?” ’

Anne went to the concert with Gilbert that night, but it could not be said she enjoyed it. Gilbert took the whole matter ‘just like a man’, as Miss Cornelia might have said.

‘I remember she was always a little touchy about her age. Dad used to rag her. I should have warned you… but it had slipped my memory. If she goes, don’t try to stop her’… and refrained through clannishness from adding, ‘Good riddance!’

‘She will not go. No such good luck, Mrs Doctor dear,’ said Susan incredulously.

But for once Susan was wrong. Aunt Mary Maria went away the very next day, forgiving everybody with her parting breath.

‘Don’t blame Annie, Gilbert,’ she said magnanimously. ‘I acquit her of all intentional insult. I never minded her having secrets from me, though to a sensitive mind like mine… but in spite of everything I’ve always liked poor Annie…’ this with the air of one confessing a weakness. ‘But Susan Baker is a cat of another colour. My last word to you, Gilbert, is… put Susan Baker in her place and keep her there.’

Nobody could believe in their good luck at first. Then they woke up to the fact that Aunt Mary Maria had really gone… that it was possible to laugh again without hurting anyone’s feelings… open all the windows without anyone complaining of draughts… eat a meal without anyone telling you that something you specially liked was liable to produce cancer of the stomach.

‘I’ve never sped a parting guest so willingly,’ thought Anne, half guiltily. ‘It
is
nice to call your soul your own again.’

The Shrimp groomed himself meticulously… the first peony burst into bloom in the garden.

‘The world is just full of poetry, isn’t it, Mummy?’ said Walter.

‘It is going to be a real nice June,’ foretold Susan. ‘The almanac says so. There are going to be a few brides, and most likely at least two funerals. Does it not seem strange to be able to draw a free breath again? When I think that I did all that lay in me to prevent you giving that party, Mrs Doctor dear, I realize afresh that there is an overruling Providence. And don’t you think, Mrs Doctor dear, that the doctor would relish some onions with his fried steak today?’

‘I felt I had to come up, dearie,’ said Miss Cornelia, ‘and explain about that telephone. It was all a mistake… I’m so sorry… Cousin Sarah isn’t dead after all.’

Anne, smothering a smile, offered Miss Cornelia a chair on the veranda, and Susan, looking up from the collar of Irish crochet lace she was making for her niece Gladys, uttered a scrupulously polite, ‘Good evening,
Mrs
Marshall Elliott.’

‘The word came out from the hospital this morning that she had passed away in the night and I felt I ought to inform you, since she was the Doctor’s patient. But it was another Sarah Chase, and Cousin Sarah is living and likely to live, I’m thankful to say. It’s real nice and cool here, Anne. I always say, if there’s a breeze to be had anywhere it’s at Ingleside.’

‘Susan and I have been enjoying the charm of this starlit evening,’ said Anne, laying aside the dress of pink, smocked muslin she was making for Nan and clasping her hands over her knees. An excuse to be idle for a little while was not unwelcome. Neither she nor Susan had many idle moments nowadays.

There was going to be a moonrise, and the prophecy of it was even lovelier than the moonrise itself would be. Tiger lilies were ‘burning bright’ along the walk and whiffs of honeysuckle went and came on the wings of the dreaming wind.

‘Look at that wave of poppies breaking against the garden wall, Miss Cornelia. Susan and I are very proud of our poppies this year, though we hadn’t a single thing to do with them. Walter spilt a packet of seed there by accident in the spring and this is the result. Every year we have some delightful surprise like that.’

‘I’m partial to poppies,’ admitted Miss Cornelia, ‘though they don’t last long.’

‘They have only a day to live,’ admitted Anne, ‘but how imperially, how gorgeously they live it! Isn’t that better than being a stiff, horrible zinnia, that lasts practically for ever? We have no zinnias at Ingleside. They’re the only flowers we are not friends with. Susan won’t even speak to them.’

‘Anybody being murdered in the Hollow?’ asked Miss Cornelia. Indeed, the sounds that came drifting up would seem to indicate that someone was being burned at the stake. But Anne and Susan were too accustomed to that to be disturbed.

‘Persis and Kenneth have been there all day and they wound up by a banquet in the Hollow. As for Mrs Chase, Gilbert went to town this morning, so he would know the truth about her. I am glad for everyone’s sake she is doing so well… the other doctors did not agree with Gilbert’s diagnosis and he was a little worried.’

‘Sarah warned us when she went to the hospital that we were not to bury her unless we were sure she was dead,’ said Miss Cornelia, fanning herself majestically and wondering how the doctor’s wife always managed to look so cool. ‘You see, we were always a little afraid her husband was buried alive… he looked so life-like. But nobody thought of it until it was too late. He was a brother of this Richard Chase who bought the old Moorside farm and moved there from Lowbridge in the spring.
He’s
a card. Said he came to the country to get some peace… he had to spend all his time in Lowbridge dodging widows’… ‘and old maids,’ Miss Cornelia might have added, but did not, out of regard for Susan’s feelings.

‘I’ve met his daughter Stella… she comes to choir practice. We’ve taken quite a fancy to each other.’

‘Stella
is
a sweet girl, one of the few girls left that can blush. I’ve always loved her. Her mother and I used to be great cronies. Poor Lisette!’

‘She died young?’

‘Yes, when Stella was only eight. Richard brought Stella up himself. And him an infidel if he’s anything! He says women are only important biologically… whatever that may mean. He’s always shooting off some big talk like that.’

‘He doesn’t seem to have made such a bad job of bringing her up,’ said Anne, who thought Stella Chase one of the most charming girls she had ever met.

‘Oh, you couldn’t spoil Stella. And I’m not denying Richard has got a good deal in his head-piece. But he’s a crank about young men… he has never let poor Stella have a single beau in her life. All the young men who tried to go with her he simply terrified out of their senses with sarcasm. He is the most sarcastic creature you ever heard of. Stella can’t manage him… her mother before her couldn’t manage him. They didn’t know how. He goes by contraries, but neither of them ever seemed to catch on to that.’

‘I thought Stella seemed very devoted to her father.’

‘Oh, she is. She adores him. He is a most agreeable man when he gets his own way about everything. But he should have more sense about Stella’s marrying. He must know he can’t live for ever, though to hear him talk you’d think he meant to. He isn’t an old man, of course… he was very young when he was married. But strokes run in that family. And what is Stella to do after he’s gone? Just shrivel up, I suppose.’

Susan looked up from the intricate rose of her Irish crochet long enough to say decidedly, ‘I do not hold with old folks spoiling young ones’ lives in that fashion.’

‘Perhaps if Stella really cared for anyone her father’s objections might not weigh much with her.’

‘That’s where you’re mistaken, Anne, dearie. Stella would never marry anyone her father didn’t like. And I can tell you another whose life is going to be spoiled and that’s Marshall’s nephew, Alden Churchill. Mary is
determined
he shan’t marry as long as she can keep him from it. She’s even more contrary than Richard… if she was a weather-vane she’d point north when the wind was south. The property is hers till Alden marries and then it goes to him, you know. Every time he’s gone about with a girl she has contrived to put a stop to it somehow.’

‘Indeed, is it
all
her doings,
Mrs
Marshall Elliott?’ queried Susan drily. ‘Some folks think that Alden is very changeable. I have heard him called a flirt.’

‘Alden is handsome and the girls chase him,’ retorted Miss Cornelia. ‘
I
don’t blame him for stringing them along a bit and dropping them when he’s taught them a lesson. But there’s been one or two nice girls he really liked and Mary just blocked it every time. She told me so herself, told me she went to the Bible… she’s always “going to the Bible”… and turned up a verse and every time it was a warning against Alden getting married. I’ve no patience with her and her odd ways. Why can’t she go to church and be a decent creature like the rest of us around Four Winds? But no, she must set up a religion for herself, consisting of “going to the Bible”. Last fall, when that valuable horse took sick… worth four hundred if a dollar… instead of sending for the Lowbridge vet she “went to the Bible” and turned up a verse: “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.” So send for the vet she would not and the horse died. Fancy applying that verse in such a way, Anne, dearie. I call it irreverent. I told her so flat, but all the answer I got was a dirty look. And she won’t have the phone put in. “Do you think I’m going to talk into a box on the wall?” she says when anyone broaches it.’

Miss Cornelia paused, rather out of breath. Her sister-in-law’s vagaries always made her impatient.

‘Alden isn’t at all like his mother,’ said Anne.

‘Alden’s like his father… a finer man never stepped… as men go. Why he ever married Mary was something the Elliotts could never fathom. Though they were more than glad to get her married off so well… she always had a screw loose and such a bean-pole of a girl. Of course, she had lots of money, her Aunt Mary left her everything… but that wasn’t the reason. George Churchill was really in love with her. I don’t know how Alden stands his mother’s whims; but he’s been a good son.’

‘Do you know what has just occurred to me, Miss Cornelia?’ said Anne with an impish smile. ‘Wouldn’t it be a nice thing if Alden and Stella should fall in love with each other?’

‘There isn’t much chance of that, and they wouldn’t get anywhere if they did. Mary would tear up the turf and Richard would show a plain farmer the door in a minute, even if he is a farmer himself now. But Stella isn’t the kind of girl Alden fancies… he likes the high-coloured laughing ones. And Stella wouldn’t care for
his
type. I did hear the new minister at Lowbridge was making sheep’s eyes at her.’

‘Isn’t he rather anaemic and short-sighted?’ asked Anne.

‘And his eyes bulge,’ said Susan. ‘They must be dreadful when he tries to look sentimental.’

‘At least he’s a Presbyterian,’ said Miss Cornelia, as if that atoned for much. ‘Well, I must be going. I find if I’m out in the dew much my neuralgia troubles me.’

‘I’ll walk down to the gate with you.’

‘You always looked like a queen in that dress, Anne, dearie,’ said Miss Cornelia, admiringly and irrelevantly.

Anne met Owen and Leslie Ford at the gate and brought them back to the veranda. Susan had vanished to get lemonade for the doctor, who had just arrived home, and the children came swarming up from the Hollow, sleepy and happy.

‘You were making a dreadful noise as I drove in,’ said Gilbert. ‘The whole countryside must have heard you.’

Persis Ford, shaking back her thick, honey-tinted curls, stuck out her tongue at him. Persis was a great favourite with ‘Uncle Gil’.

‘We were just imitating howling dervishes, so of course we had to howl,’ explained Kenneth.