Amelia Peabody Omnibus 1-4 (38 page)

I promised that I would return to the subject of Ramses. He cannot be dismissed in a few lines.

The child had been barely three months old when we left him for the winter with my dear friend Evelyn, who had married Emerson’s younger brother Walter. From her grandfather, the irascible old Duke of Chalfont, Evelyn had inherited Chalfont Castle, and a great deal of money. Her husband – one of the few men whose company I can tolerate for more than an hour at a time – was a distinguished Egyptologist in his own right. Unlike Emerson, who prefers excavation, Walter is a philologist, specialising in the decipherment of the varied forms of the ancient Egyptian language. He had happily settled down with his beautiful wife at her family home, spending his days reading crabbed, crumbling texts and his evenings playing with his ever increasing family.

Evelyn, who is the dearest girl, was delighted to take Ramses for the winter. Nature had just interfered with her hopes of becoming a mother for the fourth time, so a new baby was quite to her taste. At three months Ramses was personable enough, with a mop of dark hair, wide blue eyes, and a nose which even then showed signs of developing from an infantile button into a feature of character. He slept a great deal. (As Emerson said later, he was probably saving his strength.)

I left the child more reluctantly than I had expected would be the case, but after all he had not been around long enough to make much of an impression, and I was particularly looking forward to the dig at Sakkara. It was a most productive season, and I will candidly admit that the thought of my abandoned child seldom passed through my mind. Yet as we prepared to return to England the following spring, I found myself rather looking forward to seeing him again, and I fancied Emerson felt the same; we went straight to Chalfont Castle from Dover, without stopping over in London.

How well I remember that day! April in England, the most delightful of seasons! For once it was not raining. The hoary old castle, splashed with the fresh new green of Virginia creeper and ivy, sat in its beautifully tended grounds like a gracious dowager basking in the sunlight. As our carriage came to a stop the doors opened and Evelyn ran out, her arms extended. Walter was close behind; he wrung his brother’s hand and then crushed me in a fraternal embrace. After the first greetings had been exchanged, Evelyn said, ‘But of course, you will want to see young Walter.’

‘If it is not inconvenient,’ I said.

Evelyn laughed and squeezed my hand. ‘Amelia, don’t pretend with me. I know you too well. You are dying to see your baby.’

Chalfont Castle is a large establishment. Though extensively modernised, its walls are ancient and fully six feet thick. Sound does not readily travel through such a medium, but as we proceeded along the upper corridor of the south wing, I began to hear a strange noise, a kind of roaring. Muted as it was, it conveyed a quality of ferocity that made me ask, ‘Evelyn, have you taken to keeping a menagerie?’

‘One might call it that,’ Evelyn said, her voice choked with laughter.

The sound increased in volume as we went on. We stopped before a closed door. Evelyn opened it; the sound burst forth in all its fury. I actually fell back a pace, stepping heavily on the instep of my husband, who was immediately behind me.

The room was a day nursery, fitted up with all the comfort wealth and tender love can provide. Long windows flooded the chamber with light; a bright fire, guarded by a fender and screen, mitigated the cold of the old stone walls. These had been covered by panelling hung with pretty pictures and draped with bright fabric. On the floor was a thick carpet strewn with toys of all kinds. Before the fire, rocking placidly, sat the very picture of a sweet old nanny, her cap and apron snowy white, her rosy face calm, her hands busy with her knitting. Around the walls, in various postures of defence, were three children. Though they had grown considerably, I recognised these as the offspring of Evelyn and Walter. Sitting bolt upright in the centre of the floor was a baby.

It was impossible to make out his features. All one could see was a great wide cavern of a mouth, framed in black hair. However, I had no doubt as to his identity.

‘There he is,’ Evelyn shouted, over the bellowing of this infantile volcano. ‘Only see how he has grown!’

Emerson gasped. ‘What the devil is the matter with him?’’

Hearing – how, I cannot imagine – a new voice, the infant stopped shrieking. The cessation of sound was so abrupt it left the ears ringing.

‘Nothing,’ Evelyn said calmly. ‘He is cutting teeth, and is sometimes a little cross.’

‘Cross?’ Emerson repeated incredulously.

I stepped into the room, followed by the others. The child stared at us. It sat foursquare on its bottom, its legs extended before it, and I was struck at once by its shape, which was virtually rectangular. Most babies, I had observed, tend to be spherical. This one had wide shoulders and a straight spine, no visible neck, and a face whose angularity not even baby fat could disguise. The eyes were not the pale ambiguous blue of a normal infant’s, but a dark, intense sapphire; they met mine with an almost adult calculation.

Emerson had begun circling cautiously to the left, rather as one approaches a growling dog. The child’s eyes swivelled suddenly in his direction. Emerson stopped. His face took on an imbecilic simper. He squatted. ‘Baby,’ he crooned. ‘Wawa. Papa’s widdle Wawa. Come to nice papa.’

‘For God’s sake, Emerson!’ I exclaimed.

The baby’s intense blue eyes turned to me. ‘I am your mother, Walter,’ I said, speaking slowly and distinctly. ‘Your mama. I don’t suppose you can say Mama.’

Without warning the child toppled forward. Emerson let out a cry of alarm, but his concern was unnecessary; the infant deftly got its four limbs under it and began crawling at an incredible speed, straight to me. It came to a stop at my feet, rocked back onto its haunches, and lifted its arms.

‘Mama,’ it said. Its ample mouth split into a smile that produced dimples in both cheeks and displayed three small white teeth. ‘Mama. Up. Up, up, up, up!’

Its voice rose in volume; the final UP made the windows rattle. I stooped hastily and seized the creature. It was surprisingly heavy. It flung its arms around my neck and buried its face against my shoulder. ‘Mama,’ it said, in a muffled voice.

For some reason, probably because the child’s grip was so tight, I was unable to speak for a few moments.

‘He is very precocious,’ Evelyn said, as proudly as if the child had been her own. ‘Most children don’t speak properly until they are a year old, but this young man already has quite a vocabulary. I have shown him your photographs every day and told him whom they represented.’

Emerson stood by me staring, with a singularly hangdog look. The infant released its stranglehold, glanced at its father, and – with what I can only regard, in the light of later experience, as cold-blooded calculation – tore itself from my arms and launched itself through the air toward my husband.

‘Papa,’ it said.

Emerson caught it. For a moment they regarded one another with virtually identical foolish grins. Then he flung it into the air. It shrieked with delight, so he tossed it up again. Evelyn remonstrated as, in the exuberance of its father’s greeting, the child’s head grazed the ceiling. I said nothing. I knew, with a strange sense of foreboding, that a war had begun – a lifelong battle, in which I was doomed to be the loser.

It was Emerson who gave the baby its nickname. He said that in its belligerent appearance and imperious disposition it strongly resembled the Egyptian pharaoh, the second of that name, who had scattered enormous statues of himself all along the Nile. I had to admit the resemblance. Certainly the child was not at all like its namesake, Emerson’s brother, who is a gentle, soft-spoken man.

Though Evelyn and Walter both pressed us to stay with them, we decided to take a house of our own for the summer. It was apparent that the younger Emersons’ children went in terror of their cousin. They were no match for the tempestuous temper and violent demonstrations of affection to which Ramses was prone. As we discovered, he was extremely intelligent. His physical abilities matched his mental powers. He could crawl at an astonishing speed at eight months. When, at ten months, he decided to learn to walk he was unsteady on his feet for a few days; and at one time he had bruises on the end of his nose, his forehead, and his chin, for Ramses did nothing by halves – he fell and rose to fall again. He soon mastered the skill, however, and after that he was never still except when someone was holding him. By this time he was talking quite fluently, except for an annoying tendency to lisp, which I attributed to the unusual size of his front teeth, an inheritance from his father. He inherited from the same source a quality which I hesitate to characterise, there being no word in the English language strong enough to do it justice. ‘Bullheaded’ is short of the mark by quite a distance.

Emerson was, from the first, quite besotted with the creature. He took it for long walks and read to it by the hour, not only from
Peter Rabbit
and other childhood tales, but from excavation reports and his own
History of Ancient Egypt,
which he was composing. To see Ramses, at fourteen months, wrinkling his brows over a sentence like ‘The theology of the Egyptians was a compound of fetishism, totemism and syncretism’ was a sight as terrifying as it was comical. Even more terrifying was the occasional thoughtful nod the child would give.

After a time I stopped thinking of Ramses as ‘it’. His masculinity was only too apparent. As the summer drew to a close I went, one day, to the estate agents and told them we would keep the house for another year. Shortly thereafter Emerson informed me that he had accepted a position as lecturer at the University of London.

There was never any need to discuss the subject. It was evident that we could not take a young child into the unhealthy climate of an archaeological camp; and it was equally obvious that Emerson could not bear to be parted from the boy. My own feelings? They are quite irrelevant. The decision was the only sensible solution, and I am always sensible.

So, four years later, we were still vegetating in Kent. We had decided to buy the house. It was a pleasant old place, Georgian in style, with ample grounds nicely planted – except for the areas where the dogs and Ramses excavated. I had no trouble keeping ahead of the dogs, but it was a running battle to plant things faster than Ramses dug them up. I believe many children enjoy digging in the mud, but Ramses’ preoccupation with holes in the ground became absolutely ridiculous. It was all Emerson’s fault. Mistaking a love of dirt for a budding talent for excavation, he encouraged the child.

Emerson never admitted that he missed the old life. He had made a successful career lecturing and writing; but now and then I would detect a wistful note in his voice as he read from the
Times
or the
Illustrated London News
about new discoveries in the Middle East. To such had we fallen – reading the ILN over tea, and bickering about trivia with county neighbours – we, who had camped in a cave in the Egyptian hills and restored the capital city of a pharaoh!

On that fateful afternoon – whose significance I was not to appreciate until much later – I prepared myself for the sacrifice. I wore my best grey silk. It was a gown Emerson detested because he said it made me look like a respectable English matron – one of the worst insults in his vocabulary. I decided that if Emerson disapproved, Lady Carrington would probably consider the gown suitable. I even allowed Smythe, my maid, to arrange my hair. The ridiculous woman was always trying to fuss over my personal appearance. I seldom allowed her to do more than was absolutely necessary, having neither the time nor the patience for prolonged primping. On this occasion Smythe took full advantage. If I had not had a newspaper to read while she pulled and tugged at my hair and ran pins into my head, I would have screamed with boredom.

Finally she said sharply, ‘With all respect, madam, I cannot do this properly while you are waving that paper about. Will it please you to put it down?’

It did not please me. But time was getting on, and the newspaper story I had been reading – of which more in due course – only made me more discontented with the prospect before me. I therefore abandoned the
Times
and meekly submitted to Smythe’s torture.

When she had finished the two of us stared at my reflection in the mirror with countenances that displayed our feelings – Smythe’s beaming with triumph, mine the gloomy mask of one who had learned to accept the inevitable gracefully.

My stays were too tight and my new shoes pinched. I creaked downstairs to inspect the drawing room.

The room was so neat and tidy it made me feel quite depressed. The newspapers and books and periodicals that normally covered most of the flat surfaces had been cleared away. Emerson’s prehistoric pots had been removed from the mantel and the what-not. A gleaming silver tea service had replaced Ramses’ toys on the tea cart. A bright fire on the hearth helped to dispel the gloom of the grey skies without, but it did very little for the inner gloom that filled me. I do not allow myself to repine about what cannot be helped; but I remembered earlier Decembers, under the cloudless blue skies and brilliant sun of Egypt.

As I stood morosely contemplating the destruction of our cheerful domestic clutter, and recalling better days, I heard the sound of wheels on the gravel of the drive. The first guest had arrived. Gathering the robes of my martyrdom about me, I made ready to receive her.

There is no point in describing the tea party. It is not a memory I enjoy recalling and, thank heaven, subsequent events made Lady Carrington’s attitude quite unimportant. She is not the most stupid person I have ever met; that distinction must go to her husband; but she combines malice and stupidity to a degree I had not encountered until that time.

Remarks such as, ‘My dear, what a charming frock! I remember admiring that style when it first came out, two years ago,’ were wasted on me, for I am unmoved by insult. What did move me, to considerable vexation, was Lady Carrington’s assumption that my invitation to tea signified apology and capitulation. This assumption was apparent in every condescending word she said and in every expression that passed across her fat, coarse, common face.