All My Friends Are Still Dead (3 page)

I’m around dead people all the time and I think it’s starting to negatively affect my personal life.

God, you’re beautiful. You look
exactly
like this one corpse I know.

Dangit.

All my friends are total disasters.

I think I smash buildings because my father was distant.

All my friends are suckers.

My friends just suck.

Hello, All-In-One Printer/Scanner. Will you be my friend?

Eternal isolation.

All my friends are glue.

I won the Kentucky Derby three times.

All my friends have really changed.

We’re best friends!