A Fall from Grace (4 page)

Charlie raised his eyebrows.

“Is this a case of ambulance chasing? Did he tell the poor man, or is he waiting for him to drop dead?”

“He told him, of course,” said Alison, aiming a mock blow at his head. “Told him after the count. It turned out he knew perfectly well, but he was determined to go ahead and stand for mayor. He said if he only had a little time in the job it would still be worth it. You're very cynical about Chris, Charlie.”

“Charlie's very cynical about everything except Carola,” said Felicity.

“What's cynical?” asked Carola.

“A bit nasty,” said Charlie. “And I'm not really cynical about Chris, but such goodness and usefulness and wisdom seem to demand some kind of counterswing. He's
got to have a downside to him.”

“Of course he has,” said Alison. “But you'll have to find it out for yourself. I'm not going to hand it to you on a plate. You're a detective, after all. Do I detect, by the way, that the great Rupert Coggenhoe is rather skeptical about children?”

“Yes,”
said Felicity. “Small children and babies, because they can't be made to be impressed by him, and because they take up a great deal of people's time and attention.”

“Time and attention that he feels is his sole right and due,” said Charlie.

“But I'm not going to be negative about him,” said his wife, safe in having been just that. “Things have gone so much better than we expected. Everyone here has been so kind and welcoming to him—and to us too, of course. I thought Dad was going to be a constant drain on my energies, particularly emotional ones. But he's got his own crowd around him almost at once, and he seems to get on very well with them, and to be
accepted.
It's all going swimmingly.”

Charlie thought at the time that Felicity was being more than a little complacent, but he was involved in playing “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man” with Carola, and didn't think twice about it. Until, that is, the letter came from Devon next morning.

The cottage in which Rupert Coggenhoe had spent the last few years of his life and the first years of his widowhood was in Coombe Barton, in Devon, in the well-heeled Southwest, so when a letter arrived at the Peaces' the next day postmarked Newton Abbots, no alarm bells were rung. Coggenhoe, when he wished to communicate, had usually phoned them, not written, having a writer's natural reluctance to put pen to paper when no financial return could be expected.

The envelope was a large one, and it was puffed out with something soft as well as with paper. When Felicity and Charlie remembered the closeness of Newton Abbots to Rupert's old home they looked at the address, but it was for them not for Coggenhoe, and it had been forwarded from their former post office in Headingley. They looked at each other quizzically, and then opened it. The soft part of the package turned out to be a pair of Y-front underpants and a short-sleeved vest. The paper part consisted of a letter on lined notepaper.

Dear Felicity and your husband whose name I can't remember,

I enclose items of laundry which got put into my own draws and not found until recently. I hope your father has not missed them we were not speaking much in the last days. What happened was sad, but I'm sure there was faults and misunderstandings on both sides when you get to his age you sometimes do things you wouldn't have thought of doing when in your prime. Forget and forgive is my motto which some others here might follow but usually do not. The new people are about to move into the cottage and seem very nice. I'm sure things will turn out well in Yorkshire with you to look after him. I knew when I met you you were capable people, and you'll need to be.

Yours sincerely,

Madge Easton (Mrs.)

They looked at each other. Felicity fingered the two garments, which somehow looked pathetic as well as ridiculous.

“I thought vests like that went out with the collapse of the coal-mining industry,” said Charlie.

“
What
has gone on?” said Felicity urgently. “We need to know.”

“I'd
like
to know,” conceded Charlie. He walked over to the window and looked at the wilderness of back garden. He had a grand vision of calling in some gardening
firm, and having a beautiful expanse of lawn in a matter of hours. Somehow November didn't seem the time to have it done, though. He turned back to Felicity. “Even if we knew what it was, that doesn't mean we could prevent it happening again. Your father is not wise, and he's not receptive to advice.”

“Especially not from people less than half his age,” said Felicity.

“He wouldn't take it from people twice his age,” said Charlie.

“I wish I could remember Madge Easton,” said Felicity, her face wrinkled with the effort. “We were only there for the funeral, and we met so many people . . . She'd never have called me ‘capable' if she'd known me before I met you, would she?”

“We've changed each other,” said Charlie, with unusual modesty. “And you were always perfectly capable when you were away from your family. Your parents did tend to unnerve you, I'd admit. The first question is what use will your new capability be to keep your father in line?”

“No, it is: In what ways did he step out of line in Coombe Barton? What has he been up to, Charlie?” She looked down at the vest and underpants in her hands. “We should put these away in the airing cupboard, or else throw them away. We can't return them to Dad without all sorts of questions being asked on both sides.”

“He can't have missed them,” agreed Charlie. “And he could hardly ask about them if he had. Using the village ladies to do his laundry for him!” By the time
Felicity returned from getting rid of the underwear, Charlie had had time to reread the letter. “Cunning old bugger!” he said. “It's obvious there was no question of a quick sale of his cottage and the new owners needing to move in. That was a lie. He took flight.”

“From something or other,” agreed Felicity. “He'd become so unpopular he needed to move.”

“How do we find out? Ring Mrs. Easton?”

But somehow they shrank from that. Checking up on so close a relative seemed distasteful—it was mixing Charlie's professional life too nearly with his private one. It seemed an invasion of Rupert's privacy, as well as treating him like a child—always the first thing to avoid with an aging person. If he wanted to tell them what happened, he should be allowed to do it in his own time.

The nearest Felicity came to asking her father any of the vital questions was a few days later when he and she were walking companionably toward the shops, with Carola under protest in a push-chair, and her father was being greeted by several middle-aged-to-elderly women in the course of their progress along the main street of Slepton Edge.

“You are getting a little group around you,” said Felicity.

“Everyone is very kind,” Rupert replied, rather primly.

“It's just like at Coombe Barton. I still remember all those ladies at Mum's funeral. All with names like Doreen and Rose and Madge and Doris. Such dated names they seemed to have! I'm afraid if I met them
again I wouldn't know them—wouldn't be able to distinguish Madge from Doris.”

“I sometimes found it difficult,” said Rupert, a touch of sourness mixing with the primness.

“I suppose you will keep in touch, will you? Ring them up now and then?”

“Good Lord, no. If I phoned one I'd have to phone the lot.” He saw the disapproval on his daughter's face. “Perhaps I'll send a card at Christmas,” he added lamely.

Then he dived into Gregg's the baker's, and began choosing a selection of sticky cakes and buns. Felicity did not remember her father having a sweet tooth, so she concluded that the sugary treats would be fed to what she was beginning to call his new harem. There was no taking up the conversation again.

A day or two later her attention was distracted from that particular matter in hand. She was on her way home from Chris and Alison's with Charlie and Carola. Charlie had wanted to talk over a case with Chris: a woman whose son had Huntington's chorea, who was suspected of making an attempt on the boy's life. He wanted to discuss the matter with a friend rather than a police doctor: the nature of the disease, the likely length of life after it had shown itself, if Chris had known or heard of any comparable cases, and what sort of sentence the killer had received.

“But I suspect it's one of those crimes where sentencing will be all over the place, because sympathy and principles are in conflict,” he said bleakly. Chris, in any case, in his brief time in general practice, had
never had or known of a case of that disease.

Charlie and Felicity were still talking over the rights and wrongs of the matter and concluding that a right solution simply did not exist, when their ten-minute walk took them as always past an estate of new houses. The Hatton Homes estate started on an old road just above their own house in Walsh Street, but extended into two fields that had been sold to developers ten years before. The houses were built in a yellowish brick that was off-putting in its resemblance to vomit, and the design of the houses gave the impression that each room had been squeezed in at the minimum possible size, so that everyone must be living in each other's pockets. But as they passed the edge of the estate, they heard the sound of children singing. Children's singing should have something of the angelic in it, but this singing did not. They stopped, and it was some minutes before they could distinguish the words of what was a chant more than a song.

“'Ban, 'ban, nowhere man,

Put yourself in the garbage can.”

They looked at each other. The chant was repeated, then was varied with assorted jeers—the tone was unmistakable, but the words were unclear. Charlie thought he caught “rubbish tip” and “down the sewer.” Felicity said, “I don't like this.”

“Nor do I.”

“Can't you do anything?”

“It's probably racial,” said Charlie. “A black policeman
off his own pitch is not the best person to intervene. I'll get on the phone when we get home. Using a mobile would amount to provocation.”

“We need to know who's being targeted. I'll go and see if I can get a house number.”

Charlie swallowed back an objection, and merely said, “Stay well away, and look casual.” He turned and walked on slowly, Carola clutching his hand. He was relieved when Felicity caught them up.

“All the streets have tree names,” she said. “The street I went up curves, and is called Willow Crescent. The children seem to be outside a house ten up from the one I was standing by, which was number fifteen. So say around number thirty-five.”

“And the children?”

“Two older children—girls of about fourteen or fifteen. The others a boy of about twelve, then four or five girls of about the same age or younger.”

“Urchins?”

“Not so far as I could see. Clean and tidy, even well-dressed. I didn't stop long enough to price their trainers.”

“Good job you didn't. Did you get what they were shouting?”

“Not much more than we heard—that the poor bloody people in the house were human rubbish. But that chant—”

“'Ban, 'ban—”

“Yes. It's based on
The Tempest
: ‘'Ban, 'Ban, Ca-Caliban, / Has a new master—Get a new man.' ”

“You must explain it some time. I suppose the kids
are doing it at school.”

“Even the girls didn't look old enough to be doing GCSEs. And hardly any Shakespeare is being done lower down in schools these days.”

“Odd,” said Charlie. “No sign of the residents?”

“Not a whisker. But I was a fair way away. What could they do? Lying low till the kids went away is pretty much their only option.”

When they got back home and Felicity was persuading Carola to bed, Charlie got on to his best contact in the Halifax force—a man called Peter Harridance: conscientious, thorough, a bit slow and cautious for Charlie's taste, but reliable.

“What have you got?” Felicity asked, when order and quiet had descended on the small bedroom upstairs and she came back down to find Charlie just putting down the phone.

“Well—not quite what we thought. A white couple called Norton, late sixties, recently gave up their own small independent bakery in the South—Lewes, he thought. They wanted to be near a daughter who's a teacher in Bradford. They sold their house in Sussex for much more than they paid up here, and they were delighted and pleased to be in a house ‘where everything worked,' they said. No trouble whatever until two or three weeks ago. Then suddenly children started gathering in the street outside the front of the house. Not children they recognized from the Hatton estate. First there were shoutings and jeers, then chanting. Not surprisingly they were upset by the language and direction of the taunts. No one likes to be told they're sink
people, human garbage and so on.”