12 Good Reasons to Look Up Uranus
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Authors: Kevin Joslin
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Contents © Kevin Joslin 2010
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EVIN
J
OSLIN
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ONTENTS
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 3RD TO 9TH JANUARY
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WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 7TH TO 13TH FEBRUARY
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WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 21ST TO 27TH FEBRUARY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 28TH FEBRUARY TO 6TH MARCH
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 7TH TO 13TH MARCH
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 14TH TO 20TH MARCH
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 21ST TO 27TH MARCH
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 28TH MARCH TO 3RD APRIL
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 28TH MARCH TO 3RD APRIL
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 11TH TO 17TH APRIL
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 18TH TO 24TH APRIL
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 25TH APRIL TO 1ST MAY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 2ND TO 8TH MAY
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WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 30TH MAY TO 5TH JUNE
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 6TH TO 12TH JUNE
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 13TH JUNE TO 19TH JUNE
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 20TH TO 26TH JUNE
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 27TH JUNE TO 3RD JULY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 4TH TO 10TH JULY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 11TH TO 17TH JULY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 18TH JULY TO 24TH JULY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 25TH TO 31ST JULY
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 1ST TO 7TH AUGUST
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 8TH TO 14TH AUGUST
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 15TH TO 21ST AUGUST
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 22ND TO 28TH AUGUST
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 29TH AUGUST TO 4TH SEPTEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 5TH TO 11TH SEPTEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 12TH TO 18TH SEPTEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 19TH TO 25TH SEPTEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 26TH SEPTEMBER TO 2ND OCTOBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 3RD TO 9TH OCTOBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 10TH TO 16TH OCTOBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 17TH TO 23RD OCTOBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 24TH TO 30TH OCTOBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 31ST OCTOBER TO 6TH NOVEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 7TH TO 13TH NOVEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 21ST TO 27TH NOVEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 28TH NOVEMBER TO 4TH DECEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 5TH TO 11TH DECEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 12TH TO 18TH DECEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 19TH TO 25TH DECEMBER
WEEKLY FORECAST FOR 26TH DECEMBER TO 1ST JANUARY
OREWORD
Gypsy Petulengro, Mystic Meg, Prince Monolulu, My Aunt Nellie with the tea-leaves. All of them practised in the dark arts; in the great tradition of soothsayers and
necromancers...
Anyone who deludes themselves that Kevin Joslin is part of this tradition can only be regarded as an escapee from the Home for the Bewildered. Don’t let the earrings and crystal ball fool
you; this man is the son of a disgraced bookies runner from Cahirciveen. Not only does he know nothing of the future, he has little grasp of the present. Do not cross this numpty’s palm with
silver!
T
ERRY
W
OGAN
NTRODUCTION
Ever since primitive man first gazed up into the eternity of night and asked himself the question, ‘What is that stuff I just stepped in?’ people have wondered what
effect the star-strewn heavens have on their daily lives.
Following years of painstaking research, this volume of precise and detailed astrological forecasts for the year ahead, eschews the normal wishy-washy and rather all encompassing language of the
hack astrologers who typically ply their trade in daily newspapers, the editors of which wouldn’t know a real astrologer even if they had put up a tent on their front lawn and played Ink
Spots records at deafening volume on a ghetto-blaster until they agreed to see the person in question, who incidentally has no connection to myself or anyone I know.
No. We deal with specifics here. If your cat is about to be flattened by a falling space-station component, you will know about it in advance, and can take immediate action to avoid the
impending disaster – assuming that you actually like your cat that is.
The week ahead for each of the twelve signs of the zodiac is forecast in summary form, with specific events highlighted along with any items that are particularly imbued with good fortune.
Should any of the forecasts prove at all inaccurate, you may of course return the book to the retailer, who will, I confidently predict, roll their eyes and say to a colleague,
‘They’re out in force this morning Jeff’.
K
EVIN
J
OSLIN
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The Moon joins Venus, the planet of relationships, in the area of your chart that governs income tax. You may have to adopt an extremely unconventional approach with the tax
inspector to reduce your next bill. Saturn rising means that it would be best to try out those new soup spoons by next Friday, when Mars goes trine.