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With
my clap flaps now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to
start plunging my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to ease a
toilet twinkie, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms from his piss pipe plowing
my front bum made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV
Cribs. By now, my hatchet wound was sliming like a jizz waterfall. When he
removed his muffbuster from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the toilet
twinkie off his purple beaver buster. With his giggle stick fucking deep into
my wunder down under, the sensation of his all-beef thermometer smashing my
cervix made me quake like jelly. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his meaty member rammed deeper into my poo pipe.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard leaching from my brown eye
and all over my panty hamster. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock
custard in my old dirt road created the delicious rectal stew that he was so
fond of. My penis pothole was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
After having my enchilada of love thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my fart
valve. I can't wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his greasy kebab skewer. It
was bliss having his mutton dagger probed inside me again; stuffing my moose
knuckle with a 9-iron just didn't get my kipper dinghy surging like it used to.
The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his washington
monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. There was love mayonnaise
leaching from his washington monument and I was wetter than an otter's pocket.
We were ready for more. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in my
meat purse and a barbie doll up my poo pipe. He launched a giant hardened fudge
nugget on my droopies just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. I
awoke the next morning with my vaginal bacon buffet still haemorrhaging. I
thought it was over but his kebeb skewer had other ideas. Hours of plowing like
this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like Pete Burns' lips, and I
was no different! The slamming of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found
his sperm factories joining his bald-headed yogurt slinger deep in my poo pipe.
He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony
for the best part of a week. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my cod
crater got me spouting pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. The feeling of
his cock snot haemorrhaging down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than
a greased weasel shit. If I don't study english cliterature to get my vertical
moisture haemorrhaging from my ground zero grotto, his greasy slimelight is
going to leave my lunchmeat resembling an over inflated dinghy. My mouth was so
full of ramrod and penis pudding, the cock snot was haemorrhaging down my chin
and onto my fiery biscuits. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province,
but the sight of his slut slayer made my beige slime leach like Augustus Gloop's
mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river.

My
cum dumpster was trembling like a rat on acid. The plowing makes me pour my
clunge gunge all over his balony pony. It was bliss having his ample cock
rammed inside me again; stuffing my clunge pool with a 9-iron just didn't get
my clearing in the woods spritzing like it used to. My cake hole was so full of
balony pony and creamy load, the gentleman's relish was slobbering down my chin
and onto my fiery biscuits. Inserting a lightbulb into my moose knuckle got me
ejecting sex wee faster than a greased weasel shit. Now, I've been shot over
more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his master of ceremonies made my
clunge gunge dribble like a broken fridge freezer. After having my chlamydia
canal plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my puckered brown eye. The
unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt slinger hammering my hatchet
wound made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon
factory. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd been riding the
cotton pony for the best part of a week. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty penis pudding foaming from my black hole and all over my purple cabbage.
When he removed his love lollipop from my brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to consume the colon cobra off his gristle missile. With my lunchmeat now much
like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start plunging my vintage golf
bag. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a corn-eyed butt snake,
I wondered? Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my fuck trench and a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster up my brown eye. Hours of thrusting like
this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, and I was no different! There was man fat flowing from his cervix
cigar and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. He
curled a giant footlong fudge bullet on my love bubbles just so he could chow
down on it up like a pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet
wound still seeping. I thought it was over but his cunt stretcher had other
ideas. By now, my cod canyon was draining like a hungry pig at a trough.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his long-dong silver shoved deeper into my poo pipe. I can't wait to devour the
Da Vinci load from his turgid terror truncheon. The feeling of his cock custard
oozing down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off a
whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his womb
ferret soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I don't stimulate the
genitals through phalangetic motion to get my fallopian fish stock flowing from
my tampon tunnel, his balony pony is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling a
motorway pileup. The plowing of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his
two amigos joining his wensleydale wand deep in my ring piece. The mixture of
stink pickle and baby gravy in my black hole created the delicious rectal stew
that he was so fond of.

The
thrusting makes me spritz my spaff all over his huge penis. The mixture of
toilet twinkie and baby gravy in my chocolate starfish created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his skeleton king
plunged inside me again; stuffing my sperm socket with a gerbil just didn't get
my wizards sleeve surging like it used to. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty baby gravy frothing from my tradesman's entrance and all over my flappy
meal. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his jade rod slid deeper into my old dirt road. My wizards sleeve was
trembling like a shitting dog. The feeling of his ectoplasm weeping down my
throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. After having my oyster ditch fucked, he then proceeded to plow my cocoa
channel. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his
blind butler made my clunge gunge drip like a hungry pig at a trough. Inserting
a squash into my wunder down under got me squirting beige slime faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. He pitched a giant butt nugget on my tatas
just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. Some girls are happy just to
flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my sperm socket and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my tradesman's entrance. The seemingly never-ending
streams of penis pudding emanating from his ramrod soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's furburger
looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was no different! The plowing of my
fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his salty protein grapes joining
his thrill drill deep in my marmite motorway. He munched on my panty hamster,
even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. By now, my cod
crater was frothing like a slug in a salt mine. When he removed his muffbuster
from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the sewer trout off his
bald-headed yogurt slinger. If I don't study english cliterature to get my
clunge gunge draining from my one slice toaster, his blood-engorged mayonnaise
cannon is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling a bucket of
smashed crabs. With my vertical smile now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought
it was time to start sliding my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to cop a butt nugget, I wondered? With his stilton sword pounding
deep into my frilling pink golf bag, the sensation of his womb ferret smashing
my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. I awoke the next
morning with my penis pothole still weeping. I thought it was over but his
master of ceremonies had other ideas. There was creamy load trickling from his
womb ferret and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
The unrelenting orgasms from his spam javelin thrusting my chamber of squelch
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. I can't
wait to devour the gentleman's relish from his master of ceremonies.

There
was man fat slobbering from his one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. When he removed his wensleydale wand
from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the toilet twinkie off
his mutton dagger. With my flappy meal now much like a rabid baboon's arse, he
thought it was time to start sliding my mud flap. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to drop a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? If I don't fish for
pearls to get my minge mucus leaking from my vibration station, his one-eyed
monster is going to leave my vertical smile resembling Terry Waite's allotment.
It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket rammed inside me again;
stuffing my tampon tunnel with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just
didn't get my tampon tunnel flooding like it used to. After having my furry cup
plowed, he then proceeded to pound my old dirt road. He munched on my flappy
meal, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. My throat
was so full of veiny quim prod and creamy load, the ectoplasm was seeping down
my chin and onto my top bollocks. The hammering of my balloon knot was so vigorous,
he soon found his man berries joining his spunk-filled spam rocket deep in my
vintage golf bag. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his
purple-headed trouser snake made my tuna tunnel tears foam like there was a
midget inside me with a super soaker. The seemingly never-ending streams of
ectoplasm emanating from his flesh gordon soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like
badly battered road kill, and I was no different! Inserting a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster into my vibration station got me flooding beige slime
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He pinched off a giant corn-eyed
butt snake on my twin peaks just so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. The plowing makes me flood my fallopian fish stock all over his
cheese-crusted cock. My one slice toaster was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. By now, my bearded haddock pasty was sliming like a slavering dog.
I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his battering ram. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his piss pipe
plunged deeper into my cocoa channel. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
steamin' semen sliming from my Mavis Fritter and all over my piss flaps. With
his thrill drill fucking deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of
his pink tractor beam smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a
tumble dryer. I awoke the next morning with my ground zero grotto still
seeping. I thought it was over but his bugger king had other ideas. The mixture
of stink pickle and man fat in my brown mile created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in
my birth cannon and a number of chillies up my poop chute. The unrelenting
orgasms from his one-eyed milkman plowing my bearded haddock pasty made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot.

It
was bliss having his kebeb skewer slid inside me again; stuffing my fuck trench
with a gerbil just didn't get my slime hole gushing like it used to. The
pounding makes me spritz my flange custard all over his gristle missile. If I
don't fish for pearls to get my spaff frothing from my cod cave, his greasy
slimelight is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a badly wrapped kebab.
The pounding of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing
joining his blind butler deep in my brown mile. I awoke the next morning with
my clearing in the woods still leaching. I thought it was over but his
throbbing quim dagger had other ideas. Some girls are happy just to stimulate
the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having an egg timer in my one slice toaster and a lightbulb up my brown
mile. The mixture of stink pickle and penis pudding in my chocolate starfish
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The unrelenting
orgasms from his love muscle fucking my smush mitten made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his mutton dagger shoved deeper
into my ring piece. My mouth was so full of cream reaper and baby gravy, the
ectoplasm was leaching down my chin and onto my breasticles. I can't wait to
chow down on the magician's wax from his womb ferret. After having my cod cave
raided, he then proceeded to raid my vintage golf bag. Inserting a number of
chillies into my cod crater got me gushing flange custard faster than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen
emanating from his cumtree soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He
blasted a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my rack just so he could consume it up
like a bulldog eating porridge. The feeling of his magician's wax haemorrhaging
down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. When he removed his cervix cigar from my chocolate
starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as
him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the colon cobra off his cunt plunger.
With his blue-veined custard chucker plowing deep into my moose knuckle, the
sensation of his bald avenger smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. By now, my mound of love pudding was foaming like
Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
creamy load draining from my cocoa channel and all over my hairy goblet. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his jade rod made
my shrimp sap ooze like a rabid dog. My wunder down under was trembling like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. He munched on my roast beef platter, even
though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. Hours of pounding like
this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a darts team's goalkeeper,
and I was no different! With my piss flaps now much like a shot cat, he thought
it was time to start shoving my rusty sherif's badge. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to pitch a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?

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