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I can't blame the judges? Of course I can. They made the wrong call on appeal and rubbed the Snyder family's faces in it. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment! The interruption of the funeral was an extreme case of blatant wrongdoing. It's not some run-of-the-mill civil beef. A man's son is killed, and vile people mock his death at the funeral? And judges who have the power to punish that action
do not? And then actually reward the evildoers? Where are we…in North Korea?

Megyn Kelly thinks I'm a Pinhead because I don't consider legal precedent, and she's right, I don't. The three federal judges did not
have
to charge the Snyder family court costs. But they did. I don't give a damm about three robes hiding behind law journals. They did the wrong thing, morally. They could have legally set aside the court cost issue, but they did not.

Reasonable people may disagree about the appropriateness of the court's action, to borrow some of the most stupid words I've ever heard from a judge. And I do disagree.

There comes a time when American judges should simply do the conscionable thing. Our justice system was designed to right wrongs, but Pinheads who often see themselves as guardians of the legal gate pervert that intent.

Still believing in the American system, the Snyder family is taking the case to the Supreme Court, where I am hopeful reason and justice will prevail. There is no question that Phelps and his thugs wanted to hurt the Snyders and all other military families. If the judges don't get that, they should resign. There is a right and a wrong here, and the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals embraced the wrong.

By the way, I offered to pay the Snyder's court costs should the system come knocking on their door. I simply will not let this injustice stand without some kind of response.

And there's one final note that I want to send directly to Judges King, Shedd, and Duncan. When told the Snyder family did not have enough cash to pay the court costs, Westboro's evil pastor, Fred Phelps, told the press that the family could cover the expense out of Matthew Snyder's federal death benefits. How does
that
sit with you, federal judges?

HUME-AND-KINDNESS HATERS

Sometimes the debate over whether a person is a Pinhead or a Patriot gets complicated, and such was the case after my Fox News colleague Brit Hume delivered some advice to the scandal-ridden golfer Tiger Woods.

The Hume-Woods confrontation began when Brit, speaking on FNC in his capacity as an analyst, said this about the golfer.

 

Brit Hume:
He's said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So my message to Tiger would be “Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

 

Well, you would have thought Mr. Hume had recommended devil worship to Mr. Woods rather than forgiving introspection. The Far Left press went wild, branding Hume a religious fanatic who was trying to impose his belief system not only on Tiger Woods but on
everybody.
MSNBC and the
Washington Post
led the gnashing of teeth.

In response the conservative
Washington Times
editorialized:

If there were any doubt that much of the media is hostile to traditional Christianity, that doubt has been drowned in the wake of a vicious verbal assault on FNC's Brit Hume after comments he made about Tiger Woods. The histrionic fulminations against Hume for his inoffensive expression of faith expose an ugly strain of anti-religious bigotry that is spreading inside this country's liberal establishment.

On the
Factor,
I interviewed Hume, who denied he was proselytizing and said he was simply giving Tiger Woods advice that he believed might help him.

I know Brit Hume and believe him. He meant no harm, and certainly his advice falls under the definition of legitimate commentary. Yes, Brit is a committed Christian, but so what? He correctly stated that in Buddhism there is no emphasis on redemption, because there is no concept of “sin.” He also clearly explained the Christian tenet of forgiveness and the relief that concept might bring a person caught up in indiscretions. Finally, Tiger Woods is free to take or leave any advice offered, so what's the big deal?

Despite my stated logic, some good people disagreed with Brit, placing him in the Pinhead category. I received thousands of e-mails on the subject.

Nancy, who lives in Connecticut, wrote, “Religion is such a deeply personal issue that I feel making a discussion topic of someone's belief system is wrong. If Mr. Hume wanted to reach out to Tiger Woods, he should have done so privately.”

William from Alaska put forth this: “I was shocked by Brit Hume's tirade. His favoring Christianity over Buddhism is unconscionable. Mr. Hume has proven himself a bigot.”

Gary, who resides in New York City, also was disenchanted: “Fox News Channel is no place for that kind of ‘advice' from a respected newsman. Wrong place, wrong subject, wrong time. I think you should have nailed him on that, Bill.”

But why, Gary? Brit was doing exactly what he gets paid to do, give his opinion. In this case, the analysis was theologically based, but again, why the angst? Tiger Woods had major trouble in his life. The discussion was about how the man might mitigate that trouble. Brit Hume simply gave him an option.

So in my opinion, Brit was not, in that case, a Pinhead. I do understand, however, how some folks might think that he denigrated Buddhism, certainly a legitimate religion. My analysis is that
Brit simply stated one big difference between Christianity and Buddhism and how the former might help Mr. Woods in the forgiveness realm. Brit was putting forth his theory and opinion, which he is certainly entitled to do.

Brit Hume isn't the only Fox News person who folks are cheering for and against!
Corbis Corporation
Photographed by Shepard Sherbell

The critics of Brit Hume fall into two basic categories: those who believe he overstepped the analysis line and bashed Buddhism, and those who think he has no right even to mention a Christian solution to a complicated problem.

The Buddhism critics have a legitimate point of discussion, so they are Patriots for speaking their minds. The Christian objection smacks of censorship and bias, so those who embrace it are Pinheads.

As for Brit Hume, he took the heat, articulated his case, and didn't back down. He also bears no malice toward those who criticized him. So he's a Patriot.

It comes down to this: it is always Patriotic to stick up for your
core beliefs, as Brit Hume did. But some of his critics, who were sincere in their dissent toward what he said, were also sticking up for their beliefs. So even though disagreement was in the air, so was Patriotism on both sides.

But those who hammered Hume in personal ways, trying to brand him as a fanatic or worse, are obviously Pinheads. Thanks to Brit Hume and Tiger Woods, a central theme of this book has now been stated: Pinheads try to harm people with whom they disagree; they want to punish and demean them.

Patriots, on the other hand, respect robust debate and have the courage to state their beliefs without rancor. Think about people you know in your life, and think about yourself.

Where do you stand?

CHAPTER 7
It's All About Me

O'Reilly, I love you, man. But shut up once in a while.

—Yankee Stadium spectator

MANY AMERICANS THINK
that I, your humble correspondent, am one of the biggest Pinheads in the country. When there is no malice behind the thought, I am amused by the description. When there is malice, I have to wonder, Why do some folks want to stick pins in my head as if I'm some wild voodoo
houngan
trying to scare gullible folks into giving him money?

After fourteen years of anchoring the
Factor,
I am used to the slings and arrows. They whiz in nearly every day. Thank God for my pal Glenn Beck. Since he arrived at Fox News, he's taken some of the heat off me. But still, there is no question that I remain one of the most controversial men in the country. Again, why?

THE CONFIDENCE FACTOR

The answer lies partly in a trait that President Obama and I have in common. We both deliver our messages with confidence. I can't tell you how many letters I've received calling me arrogant after I've stated a strong opinion on something. For what action, I ask, am I deemed arrogant? The answer usually comes down to style, not substance. Because I state my case with certainty, some believe I am supercilious, a person who thinks he knows more than anyone else. Occasionally President Obama comes off that way as well, does he not?

So am I a Pinhead for exuding confidence while analyzing the news? Here's a shocker:
I don't think so
. I base my opinions on solid research and deliver my Talking Points memo with the authority of experience and knowledge. If I stumbled around looking unsure and hesitant, if I based my opinions on what I thought an ideological audience wanted to hear, could I honestly run a no-spin zone? No, I could not. I'd have to work for NBC News.

One of the reasons that President Bush lost the locker room midway through his second term was that he seemed tentative on vital subjects like Iraq and Hurricane Katrina. The President did not seem to have control of the situations, and voters quickly picked up on that. For Mr. Bush, verbal presentations were not easy. Obviously, he is not a glib man. So he often came across as shaky when an authoritative posture was needed in order to sow confidence.

Back in the mid-1990s, I was studying at Harvard's Kennedy School of Government (just
that
makes me arrogant in the eyes of some). Seeking a class that I might be able to use in real life, I signed up for a course on persuasion. The professor was a Pinhead, but in a good way. He was a guy who mostly lived in his own mind, constantly mulling over ideas and theories. But he was a brilliant thinker.

The professor taught me that to truly persuade another person
who is opposed to your ideas, you not only have to make stronger arguments, you also have to be able to convince your skeptical opponent that you are in command of the situation. To be persuaded, a person has to submit. And most Americans are not submissive types. But we can be won over if we believe a person is sincere and has ideas that can better our own personal situations.

Does the name Barack Obama ring a bell? Isn't that what he did in the presidential campaign? He persuaded 53 percent of the voters to pull the lever on his behalf. And he did it almost entirely on personal charisma, because he had no real record to run on.

But back to me (how arrogant is that phrase?). I differ from the President because I do not seek approval. I state my case and let the chips fall. I want you to think about what we on the
Factor
are putting out there, but I don't expect agreement. I mean, I'm happy when that happens, but it is not mandatory. In fact, I respect people like Megyn Kelly who energetically disagree with me on some issues now and then. That's
fun
for me.

So I am not getting the arrogant deal. Am I overbearing? Sometimes. Obnoxious? Of course. Impatient with Pinheads who won't answer direct questions? All day long.

Look, I took a chance with this
Factor
no-spin concept. In fact, it was a huge gamble. I could have made millions simply reading the news and interviewing people with standard questions like: “Tell me more.” But how boring is that?

As an American who tries to be Patriotic, I was sick of TV news phonies who were afraid to say anything controversial. “Thanks so much,” the media Pinheads wail. “Great to see you!” Yeech.

So I decided to
do
something about it and designed the
Factor
in Cambridge, Massachusetts, in between my Harvard classes. The concept was simple because, as you may know, I am a simple man. I set up some rules to define an original TV news/analysis program. Please read them and decide whether I'm a Pinhead or Patriot.

TAKING THE PATRIOT CHALLENGE

 

Rule One:
Tell the truth, always.

 

Rule Two:
Insist on the question being answered. If necessary re-ask it a number of times, and always tell the viewer why you are repeating yourself. In other words, if the guest decides to dance, step on his or her toes.

 

Rule Three:
Interrupt. This is the most controversial rule of all. President Obama often filibusters his way through interviews. His answers are so lengthy you could have a pizza delivered in that time. In that way, he controls the conversation, avoiding follow-up questions and debate. You may have noticed that
never
happens in the no-spin zone. I simply cut people off if they wander or repeat themselves. Is that obnoxious? Of course it is. Do I get nasty mail when I do that? Of course I do. But it has to be done if I don't want to waste your time. And I don't.

 

Rule Four:
Admit you're wrong when you are actually wrong, and cede a point when your guest makes a valid argument. That's the right thing to do and makes the debate much more interesting. I had a girlfriend once who told me that I wasn't Mr. Right, I'm Mr.
Always
Right. Not good. Sometimes my being wrong ignites a TV program because it takes the presentation in unexpected directions. Nobody's right all the time. So when the facts overwhelm you, admit it.

 

Rule Five:
Don't be a phony, be genuine on the air. Now, this rule presents problems for some TV news people because they are nasty people in real life, and misanthropy rarely works out for a TV anchor. Years ago, the late Charles Kuralt was an unpleasant guy to me and other young CBS News reporters, but the public thought he was a great guy. Kuralt was a total phony on the air and made millions doing it. But his airtime was limited. His tightly edited reports were only a few minutes long and were sometimes spaced a week apart.

 

If you're on the air every day and are disingenuous, the folks will most likely pick it up. There are exceptions, though. Walter Cronkite was a difficult person, but he still came across as a trusted on-air uncle each night.

Having worked in the business for a while, I was tired of TV charlatans and resolved to be my real self on the air for better or for worse. With my personality, that was an enormous risk, but one many of you clearly appreciated.

THE POWER OF BLUNT COMMENTARY

My Fox News colleagues tell me that folks often ask them, “What is O'Reilly
really
like?” The underlying question is, of course: Is he a Pinhead or what?

Well, to help answer that question, I must admit that some people have considered me a Pinhead since my earliest days in the bassinet. I was definitely considered a Pinhead in some precincts of Chaminade High School on Long Island, and the same was true in college. As an illustration, please allow me to share my first major journalistic controversy with you because, as we know, sharing is the mark of a Patriot.

The year was 1971. The Vietnam War controversy was raging all across the country. It was the hottest issue on nearly every American college campus. The school I was attending, Marist College, located in the garden spot of Poughkeepsie, New York, was basically a working-class place gone wild. When I first showed up as a freshman in the fall of 1967, an excessive quantity of beer was the mind-altering substance of choice. But in the winter of '71, drugs had flooded the campus, and then it became “power to the people” time.

I didn't buy it.

I had returned to Marist as a senior after spending my junior
year abroad at the University of London. There I saw the antiwar movement trash Berkeley Square (home of the American embassy) and basically cause unnecessary mayhem and destruction in the name of “peace.”

I was skeptical of the antiwar zealots because most of the guys I knew who were involved with intense protest were hopheads, stoners, unwashed zombies. Remember, I was a football, baseball, and ice hockey player. My comfort zone was sporting activity, not bongs and acid.

But I wasn't a moron. I knew some of the Levittown guys who had been drafted and sent to Vietnam. When they came back home, many of them were very different people, affected with a myriad of emotional problems. And they all said the same thing: it was brutally chaotic over there.

Disturbed by the condition of my neighborhood pals, I listened closely to both sides of the Vietnam debate and tried to educate myself as to what was really going on. Did America want to kill babies on purpose, as the Yippie Abbie Hoffman was screaming? Was the United States the second coming of the Third Reich? I had a hard time accepting the SDS (Students for a Democratic Society) chant: “Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?”

Not that I had any use for President Lyndon Johnson. I didn't. But my country was under assault from all directions, and my instinct was that much of it was unfair. History, I believe, has proved me right. After the United States left Southeast Asia, far worse things occurred than had during the war. The rampaging Communists murdered millions of innocent people. Years later, I assigned
Factor
producer Jesse Watters to confront Jane Fonda, a major Pinhead and communist sympathizer, with the actions of the Khmer Rouge and the North Vietnamese. Typically, Ms. Fonda said that the Killing Fields of Cambodia never would have happened had America not started all the trouble in the first place. No way Jane was gonna assign any moral blame to her guys. She'll
go to her grave blaming America for just about everything. If you are still in doubt about what a Pinhead really is, take Jane out to dinner.

So despite all the trouble in 1971, I still believed the USA was a noble nation, but there was no doubt in my mind that things were screwed up in Southeast Asia.

That was my point of view at age twenty-one as I sat in Dr. Carolyn Landau's political science class. But the professor was not nearly as conflicted as I was about America. No, she
knew
we were an evil empire and was not shy in listing the grave sins our nation was committing, not only in Vietnam but also back home. Her class was one long anti-American screed. But I had to sit through it because I needed the credits to graduate.

Dr. Landau, since departed, loathed your humble correspondent, perhaps because I showered daily, unlike some refugees from Woodstock. Certainly, she thought I was a Pinhead and awarded me a C in the class, my lowest collegiate grade. I'm not a whiner, so I swallowed the C. But then a funny thing happened on my way to Pinhead-or-Patriot status. I struck up a conversation with a classmate—a guy named Trent who had cut 90 percent of Landau's lectures. In fact, Trent showed up for just three poli-sci classes the entire semester. Somehow he was MIA for the other seventeen. Despite that, the guy was awarded an A by Landau. Did I mention that Trent was African American?

“You got an A?” I said to him.

“Right on.”

“But you never showed up.”

“Don't have to show up with Landau. Just have to be a brother.”

“What?”

“Everyone knows she has a thing for us.”

Trent then laughed and walked away.

That did it. I immediately put pen to paper. I had an outlet because I'd been writing a column for the student newspaper, the
Circle,
for three years. And so, on January 21, 1971, the no-spin zone officially began with the following article, which I am reprising the way it was originally written, bad grammar and all:

ATTITUDES: OUTRAGEOUS

By Bill O'Reilly

Good morning, class, welcome to Political Science 203. My name is Dr. Landleft and all I have to say is, “Power to the people.”

This semester's work will be very interesting providing you have the right attitude. I know there is some talk around campus to the effect that I do not give an objective course. This talk was obviously started by some disturbed fascists and it definitely has racist overtones, as I'm sure you can all see.

Well, to dispel all of my critics, I have decided to assign readings concerning both the Left and the Right. The first two books, which will be read by tomorrow, are the “Agony of the New Left,” by Fidel Castro and “Danger on the Right,” by Gore Vidal.

Hey, I just thought of a joke. If Fidel Castro married Gore Vidal he'd be—Fidel Vidal!

I just noticed that a few of the slower ones in the class did not laugh at that joke. Well, I have your names, you can be sure of that. Don't misunderstand me, you are under no obligation to laugh at my jokes or say yes to everything I say. You are all free to dissent—no matter how misguided and immature that dissent may be. I like people to dissent. As you know, I'm a revolutionary myself. But keep in mind who has the power here.

“The people, right, Dr. Landleft?”

Er, yes. Who said that? Oh, the black lad, very good,
very good. I bet you had a hard time growing up in the ghetto with the FBI always hounding your parents?

“Not really, Doctor. My father is a detective.”

Oh, well, you can be sure you'll be treated equally in this class. In fact, you get an A.

Well, class, let's get back to the subject. What is it again? Oh, yes, Political Science. As you all know, Spiro and the CIA are all around us and closing in fast. Perhaps we might have to take to the streets.

“Dr. Landleft, I have a question.”

Oh, my God. Well, go ahead.

“Why is it that communistic regimes always wind up as repressive states?”

“That question is not relevant, it's the kind of question that only a neo-Nazi would ask. Besides, it's off-topic and we must always stay on-topic.”

“Dr. Landleft, I think that question pertains to Political Science.”

“I decide what pertains to the subject around here. My class is liberal but I must have some control, right? Of course, I'm right. Let me throw this out for discussion: We all know that here in racist Amerika, notice that I spell the country with a K instead of a C. Isn't that right on? Anyway, what do you think can be done to overthrow the present government? Yes, that student.”

“I don't think we ought to overthrow the government, Dr. Landleft.”

“Wrong! Someone else? Yes, the longhaired student wearing that ‘put the pigs in the pen' button.”

“Uh, I really didn't hear your question, I wasn't listening.”

“Exactly. The whole class could take a lesson from that student.”

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