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       By trial and error, I finally found myself standing on the lawn of my own house, the day after I died.  It felt odd; the sun still shone, cars passed by, children played.  It was as if nothing had happened.  While my death had been a paramount event in my life, the world had continued on nonetheless.  It was just strange to know that at that very moment, somewhere in a funeral parlor they were preparing my emaciated body for cremation.  I had thought long and hard about how I wanted to come home, and none of it involved leaving my girl an orphan.
       Zipping back less than 24 hours, I was there, in the very room where it had all started, though it sure as hell didn't look that way to me at the time.  There I lay in bed, learning the final lessons of life before I passed beyond this realm of existence.  With my new eyes I can see her vitals begin to plunge as we gasped our last breaths.  Within a few seconds I am dead. 
       I see the Boss there, his finger extended as he prepares to harvest the corpse in the bed.  He looks up at me as soon as I halt time around us.  DorLek has a strange look on his face, as I suppose I do too.  While he is meeting me for the first time, I am seeing him for the last time.  
       "Have you decided how to resume in this world?" He asked me, knowing that it was my domain now.
       I pointed to the form in the bed without saying a word.  He knew what I meant.  With a flash of light, I felt him pull me into his thumb drive before swapping me for my former self.  
       With a gasp I finally opened my eyes as agony coursed through my body.  While I was never particularly masochistic, the pain felt good because it told me I was back.  I was there in that sweaty, awful bed again, but this time I wasn't going to die.  I was gonna live, and I was gonna get better, and above all I was gonna raise my daughter.  Sure, I'd still keep my day job as an Editor, I'd be crazy to give that up.  Not that the Guf would let me; Sluggo had been chatting up a storm since I got back.  Apparently he missed me.  Naw, I'd slip right back into my old life, drop my girl off at school every morning in my suburbanite minivan, then like a super powered heroine, I'd dart off to make the galaxy a better place to live.  Home in time to help my daughter with her homework.
       But after 187 years of training and Residency, I figured I'd earned a small vacation.  As I wrapped my arms around my daughter for the first time in almost two centuries, I decided Sluggo could wait.  Momma needed some down time with her baby girl.  Besides, the Milky Way Galaxy wasn't going anywhere anytime soon.
       
       
       
       
       
       
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Glossary
Cree
Crozak potato liquor 
Connar
A vehicle or conveyance on Elsor
Denaree
A race of class IV Morphs
Genesis Pass
A narrow band of space between 2 galactic nurseries
Kraa
Saik ritual to master morphic abilities
Kula
An apprentice's predecessor and mentor
Malooda
Crozac dog
MoxSai
Avenger Bridesmaids of Voh tradition
Olgan System
In the Crozac Region of the KiaMuru Galaxy.
PTSD
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
RPG
Rocket Propelled Grenade
RTFM
Read The Fracking Manual!
Soylent Green
Fictional foodstuffs made from humans. From a movie of the same name. (c)1973 MGM
Saik
A race of class III Morphs 
Sheela
Attack Craft Model III, known for roomy interior
Shiirrek
Interstellar Hot Rod 
Shriikk
Zul fast attack fighter
Siorr
An apprentice's quest for home
Theti
The Voh homeworld
References
Butterfly Effect
Concept originally penned by Ray Bradbury in his short story The Sound of Thunder (c)1952
Butterfly Effect
Theorized by Edward Lorenz in his work on Sensitive Dependence on Initial Conditions 1972 
Octodecillion
10
108
Let it be The Beatles
(c)1970 Apple Records
Redneck Gir
l Gretchen Wilson (c)2004 Sony BMG
Attitude Adjustment
Hank Williams Jr. [Bosephus] (c)1984
Our House
Crosby Stills & Nash (c)1970
Space Odyssey
William Harwood [Hardcover]
Where the Red Fern Grows
Wilson Rawls (c)1961
Types of Black Holes
: http://hubblesite.org/reference_desk/faq/answer.php.id=62&cat=exotic
Cosmic Insignificance
: http://www.last.fm/user/-Reaper-/journal/2007/02/03/326x_cosmic_insignificance...
*Erich Hartmann hated the F104 Starfighter and lobbied against its use in the new German Air Force.  Although the safety record for the craft proved him right in the end, the Starfighter debate ended his career.  The world's greatest ace was shot down by politics.  Chuck Yeager almost got killed in one of these aircraft too, though his was heavily modified.
**X15 North American experimental aircraft designed to study exoatmospheric reentry and speeds up to mach 7.  With a verified speed of mach 6.75, and an altitude of 350,000MSL, her records were only broken by the space shuttle.  Tail number 66670 currently hangs in the Smithsonian Museum.  She was the most fantastic aircraft ever flown.
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