Ginny (9 page)

“I think you have the soul of a tart,” he said, trying to hurt her.

“All women have,” said Ginny mildly. “But fortunately for us there are still a great deal of gentlemen about.”

“Meaning I’m not a gentleman?”

“Not in the moonlight you aren’t,” said Ginny, grinning.

They had come to the door of the great house, Lord Gerald’s horse still plodding behind them.

The great door opened and the light from the hall streamed out toward them. Alicia came running forward.

“Gerald and Ginny,” she cried. “What has happened? Tansy came back a long time ago and locked herself in her room and everyone else seems to have disappeared. Why, Ginny! You’re covered in awful blotches. My dear girl, they look like nettle stings! What on earth have you been doing?”

“I fell into some nettles, Alicia,” said Ginny. “Good night, Lord Gerald. Thank you for your help.” And with that, Ginny tripped off into the house.

Lord Gerald had said nothing and Alicia looked at him in surprise. His black eyes were burning in his white face and his lips formed a thin line.

“What’s the matter, Gerald?” asked Alicia. “Don’t you like Ginny?”

“I hate her guts,” said his lordship in a calm, even voice. “See you in the morning, Alicia.” He gave her a brief kiss on the cheek and swung himself up onto his horse and cantered off.

Alicia stood for a long time looking after him, with her hand to her cheek. She had known Gerald for quite some time and had never seen him other than calm and sophisticated, an urbane man of the world. He had changed all in one day and she didn’t think she liked it one bit.

The conspirators were reduced to three. Tansy and Cyril sat on the edge of Jeffrey’s bed the next morning and looked at him sympathetically. It had been extremely difficult to explain to the doctor how he had come to drink an overdose of liquid paraffin, but the quick-witted Tansy had stepped in to explain that someone had played a terrible practical joke on Jeffrey by putting the cleverly colored horrible contents in the wine decanter. And shaking his head over the juvenile pranks of the aristocracy, the doctor had prescribed kaolin powder and rest.

“She
knew
,” hissed Jeffrey. “No one but an idiot would do that to a sick man.”

“G-Ginny
is
an idiot,” pointed out Cyril.

“She’s a dangerous lunatic,” moaned Jeffrey. “Does she now know that Badger is dead?”

“Yes,” said Tansy. “And do you know what she said? She said, ‘Lord Gerald was right then when he said it was a practical joke. But why should anyone want to lie in bed and drink medicine for a practical joke? I believe there is often insanity caused by
inbreeding
in some of these old county families.’”

“I’ll kill her,” said Jeffrey bleakly.

“We’ll have one more try,” said Tansy. “Cyril this time.”

“Oh, h-here, I s-say,” stammered Cyril.

“Yes, you, Cyril. What do you think of this? We’ll organize a picnic and invite a lot of guests as a sort of smoke screen. You lead her away for a walk, Cyril, and we’ll have a carriage waiting for you… a
closed
carriage. Jeffrey can be coachman and that will save trusting servants. My mother’s on holiday at the moment, so I’ll ride over and get the servants to take the day off. There’s a gamekeeper’s cottage on my mother’s estate. I’ll get it ready for you.”

“What about the gamekeeper?” asked Jeffrey.

“We haven’t been able to afford a gamekeeper, let alone any game, in years,” said Tansy bitterly. Her father was dead and her mother had devoted her whole life to keeping up appearances on a small annual income. This meant the Bloomingtons had plenty of indoor servants and very little else.

“I-I’ll do it,” said Cyril suddenly. “We
deserve
to have Courtney. And the girl’s nothing b-but a b-blasted commoner anyway.”

Gerald had decided to drop over to Courtney—to see Alicia, he persuaded himself—on the morning of the picnic.

Riding up to the front entrance, he was surprised to see his friend, Peter Paster, sitting at the wheel of a brand-new Wolseley, complete with antidazzle lamps, cursing fluently. What was the point, Peter started raging, in all these great scientific breakthroughs if one had to be at the mercy of a set of mutton-headed bureaucrats. He had, it appeared, been caught in a speed trap between Windsor and Maidenhead for exceeding the twenty-mile-an-hour limit.

“But what are you doing
here
?” demanded Gerald when he could get a word in edge-ways.

Peter opened his mouth to reply, but at that moment Ginny and Alicia appeared on the steps and exclaimed in wonder at the gleaming red motorcar with the white leather upholstery.

Ginny was looking very frail, feminine, and pretty in white organza with pale-green spots. Alicia, as a contrast, was dressed in a serviceable navy linen skirt with a white shirt and a hard, uncomfortable-looking collar. Peter had a pleasant ugly-handsome face, eyes that crinkled attractively, and a nose that had been broken twice. His eyes were resting appreciatively on Ginny.

“Care for a spin, Miss Bloggs?” he asked.

“No,” said Ginny. “I can’t stand motorcars—nasty, smelly things.”

Gerald raised his eyebrows in surprise. This was surprisingly rude coming from the usually pleasant Ginny.

“Peter… I-I’d
love
to go,” said Alicia suddenly. “I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my life.”

“Hop in,” cried Peter with enthusiasm. The happy pair bowled off and Gerald turned toward Ginny, who surprised him with a placid, almost maternal smile on her lips as she looked after Peter and Alicia.

“Just how did Peter Paster come to be invited?” he asked with a growing feeling of suspicion.

“Do you mind?” exclaimed Ginny. “After all, he is a friend of yours. And when I saw him at the house party, my heart gave a great lurch. I think I am in love with him, so I wrote and
simply begged
him to come.”

Gerald glared at her wrathfully. He had had a very pleasant dream about Ginny Bloggs during the night, an intoxicating dream of soft lips, small waist, and blond hair. Damn her! He had forgotten how utterly infuriating she could be.

“You are talking codswallop,” he said, because he simply could not think of anything else to say, so great was his anger.

“No, I’m not,” said Ginny. “I have no mama, you know, so I must find an eligible young man for myself. Peter Paster is
very
eligible.”

“He has no money,” snapped Lord Gerald.

“But I have,” said Ginny, opening her eyes wide. “So
that
does not matter.”

“Have you
no
morals?” demanded Lord Gerald, taking Ginny by the shoulders and giving her a slight shake. “You cannot go around kissing me and then say you’ve fallen for another man.”

“Yes, aren’t we both dreadful,” giggled Ginny. “There you are, sweet on Alicia and here am I, pining for Peter, and there go both of us, kissing in the moonlight. But I am sure both our loved ones will benefit from our bit of harmless practice.”

“And was that all it was to you—harmless practice?” asked Lord Gerald, looking down into her wide blue eyes with his deep black intense ones, looking into those flat, empty pools for any flicker of emotion.

Ginny was saved from answering by the rattle of carriage wheels on the drive, and Lord Gerald quickly dropped his hands. Physical contact of any kind in public was a social disgrace.

One by one the guests were beginning to arrive.

The picnic was to be held at a beauty spot some two miles distant beside the river Perch at a point where the wide, placid river wound its way through smooth, grassy banks strewn with wildflowers and little stands of silver birch. An army of servants was to travel on ahead to set up tables and chairs and light the spirit stoves and stack the bottles of champagne in the river to keep them cool.

The Bishop of Welcombe had surprisingly decided to grace the party with his wife and daughter, Annabelle. Annabelle was like a rather faded copy of Ginny. Where Ginny’s hair was golden, Annabelle’s was light brown. Where Ginny’s eyes—albeit often expressionless—were of a vivid blue, Annabelle’s were pale and slightly protruding, and where Ginny’s curvaceous figure owed nothing to tight lacing, Annabelle’s was achieved with the rigors of a whalebone corset. Possibly this might have been why Annabelle took such an intense dislike to Ginny and wandered through the rooms of Courtney, before the party set out, fingering the delicate objets d’art and sighing that it was a pity that Courtney had fallen into
such
hands. Annabelle was wearing a pretty white silk dress with a white straw bonnet embellished with scarlet poppies, and her dislike was intensified when Ginny appeared, ready to leave, wearing almost the same outfit.

The carriages and motorcars moved off in a long procession, Peter Paster again having to escort Alicia, as Ginny refused to set foot in a motorcar and had offered space in her carriage to Barbara… a point noticed and chalked up against Barbara by the three conspirators.

It was a perfect day, with the sun shining down merrily from a sky as blue as Ginny’s eyes.

The air was heavy with the scent of limes and masses of tiny blue butterflies performed their erratic dance over the meadows.

The stream was soon reached and the ladies of the party promenaded across the grass at the edge of the river, frilly parasols unfurled and long dresses trailing across the carpet of tufty grass and wildflowers. The men in their colorful blazers and white flannels walked sedately beside the ladies, and the whole thing looked like an enormous out-of-doors drawing room.

Cyril was confused by the similarity of dress between Annabelle and Ginny, and irritated that the bishop’s daughter welcomed all his attentions when he made the mistake of whispering compliments in her ear instead of Ginny’s. From the back both girls looked the same.

Lord Gerald sat a little apart from the party on a convenient boulder under the birch trees and covertly studied Ginny, who was at that moment walking with Peter Paster and smiling up at him in a way that was most irritating. Her eyes were sparkling and the unusual animation made her look so beautiful that Lord Gerald reflected sourly that Peter would be at the altar before he knew what had hit him.

Gerald was soon joined by Alicia, who was wearing a surprisingly pretty and feminine dress of cream-colored lace that added softness to her angular figure and added a golden glow to her normally sallow complexion.

“Enjoying yourself?” asked Gerald lazily, removing his eyes with reluctance from Ginny and Peter.

“Yes,” said Alicia, sinking down beside him with a happy sigh. “Ginny appears to have a flair for entertaining. You know,” she added wryly, “I don’t think Ginny needs help from any of us when it comes to social behavior. I feel quite a fool now for trying to help her. Do you think perhaps she’s really clever? It’s strange—but the minute I stopped advising her as to what to do, she miraculously seemed to realize I wasn’t a foreigner after all.”

“She’s not doing so well now,” said Lord Gerald. “Whatever has she said to Peter to make him look so mad?”

“Oh, dear. Poor Peter,” said Alicia, getting to her feet. “Ginny’s probably told him that she thinks he is retarded or that he’s a foreigner. You know how she can go on. I’d better go and rescue Peter.”

“You can’t
know
what you are talking about!” Peter was exclaiming in horror as Alicia came up. “Alicia! Come and hear this. Miss Bloggs thinks that fox hunting should be banned!”

Gone were Alicia’s modern ideas, culled from the studios of Bloomsbury. A young, out-raged county lady with very hard eyes stared at Ginny.

“Nonsense!” said Alicia. “Ginny’s just making fun of you.”

“But I’m
not
!” said Ginny with bewildered hurt. “When I think of what the poor, dear foxes have to go through, it almost breaks my heart.”

“Look,” said Peter desperately. “The fox
enjoys
it. It is a more dignified form of death than just plain shooting the animal.”

“Shooting is less painful,” said Ginny firmly. “Why you should all go to the trouble to spend all that money on pretty pink coats and top hats and expensive hunters and expensive hounds just to go hounding down one poor animal is beyond me. Wasn’t it Mr. Oscar Wilde who called it something like the ‘unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable’?”

“Really, now,” said Alicia uncomfortably. “You should not be quoting the views of a… of a… well, never mind.”

“As a matter of fact,” Ginny went on as if Alicia had not spoken, “I might sell my hunters. Goodness knows,
I
don’t need them.”

Peter Paster’s face was dark-crimson. This was too much. He turned one broad shoulder on Ginny. “I think I saw a kingfisher over there, Alicia,” he said. “Would you care to walk down to the river with me?”

“Certainly, Peter,” said Alicia, taking his arm. “Ginny, I will talk to you later. That is, if you can listen to me for two minutes without pretending you think I’m a foreigner.”

“Oh, but you shouldn’t be ashamed of it, Alicia dear,” said Ginny maddeningly. That was enough. Alicia had found herself becoming quite fond of Ginny and had thought that Peter was being unnecessarily rude. But now she cast a fulminating look at Ginny and moved off with Peter.

Ginny watched them go, her eyes wide with puzzled hurt.

She looked up to find Lord Gerald looking down at her. “The course of true love seems to be a bit bumpy,” he remarked. “Peter’s the easiest going of fellows. What on earth did you say to upset him so?”

“I don’t know,” said Ginny vaguely. “Perhaps we are not suited after all. Oh, dear, now I shall have to go to all the trouble of finding someone else.”

Lord Gerald looked thoughtfully to where Peter and Alicia were walking together by the water’s edge, engrossed in animated conversation. An awful suspicion began to form in his mind.

“Look, Ginny,” he said. “I don’t believe you were interested in Peter Paster at all. I think you are trying to matchmake. Well, it won’t do, you know. Alicia and I are practically engaged.”

“If I were practically engaged to someone,” said Ginny thoughtfully, drawing patterns on the grass with her parasol, “I should not kiss someone else in the moonlight. But of course, I forgot, you do not believe in romance.”