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DEDICATION

To Ally, who changed everything

EPIGRAPH

She is one of fifty thousand, so far as the mere ambition goes; but I am very sure that in the way of resolution and capacity she is a rarity. And in one gift—perfect heartlessness—I will warrant she is unsurpassed. She has not as much heart as will go on the point of a needle. That is an immense virtue. Yes, she is one of the celebrities of the future.

HENRY JAMES,
THE AMERICAN

What characterizes the so-called advanced societies is that they today consume images and no longer, like those of the past, beliefs.

ROLAND BARTHES,
CAMERA LUCIDA

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

I would like to thank the Ucross Foundation for a residency during which a draft of this book was completed.

I would also like to thank: Sarah Burnes, Logan Garrison, and everyone at the Gernert Company; Lee Boudreaux, Libby Edelson, Ashley Garland, Dan Halpern, Michael McKenzie, Ben Tomek, Ryan Willard, Craig Young, and Steve Attardo at Ecco; all of my colleagues at
Harper’s
magazine; my family, especially Jim and Nancy Beha, Jim and Alyson Beha, Alice and Len Teti, and Sanny Beha; Lynn, Bob, and Palmer Ducommun and Lindsey and Charlie Schilling, mostly for the groom’s cake; Peter and Christine Moyers; and John Carr, Brian DeLeeuw, and Jim Fuerst for invaluable early reads.

If I had not met Alexandra Andrews Beha halfway through the composition of this novel, it would be a far lesser book, as my life would be a far lesser life.

 

CONTENTS

DEDICATION

EPIGRAPH

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

PART ONE

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

PART TWO

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN

ELEVEN

PART THREE

TWELVE

THIRTEEN

FOURTEEN

FIFTEEN

SIXTEEN

PART FOUR

SEVENTEEN

EIGHTEEN

NINETEEN

TWENTY

TWENTY-ONE

TWENTY-TWO

TWENTY-THREE

TWENTY-FOUR

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

PRAISE FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO SOPHIE WILDER

ALSO BY CHRISTOPHER BEHA

CREDITS

COPYRIGHT

ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

PART ONE
ONE

“YOU KNOW WHO I
saw on TV last night?” John Wilkins asked the small group of old friends surrounding him. “Dr. Drake.”

They’d been drinking in the St. Albert’s library for less than half an hour, but Eddie was surprised it had taken even that long for the name to come up.

“The show’s in syndication,” he said. “It’s on every day.”

“Not
Dr. Drake,
” Wilkins clarified, as though the distinction should have been obvious. “Martha. She was on Entertainment Daily talking about her new boyfriend, Rex Gilbert.”

Wilkins still had his reddish blond hair and the pale, lightly freckled skin that made him look perpetually young. In the years since Eddie had seen him last, he seemed to have aged only by a slight thickening. He wasn’t fat so much as dense.

“She’s a big star now,” Eddie allowed.

“Are you kidding?” Wilkins said. “She’s all over the place. All the talk shows.
Reverberator
’s sexiest list. Must drive your wife nuts.”

He said this last part like a joke, though it was true and wasn’t funny.

“Jesus, Wilky,” Justin Price said. “Cut the guy a break.”

Wilkins waved Justin off.

“You still keep up with her?”

“We haven’t really talked since she moved out west.”

“You know who
I
saw on TV the other day?” Justin broke in again. “Handsome Eddie Hartley.”

He was trying to help, Eddie knew, but in some ways this was worse. The edge of good-natured mockery his old nickname had always carried felt more pointed now. The last thing he wanted was for his acting career to be set beside Martha’s.

“Is that right? Which of my masterpieces was it?”

“One of those old
Law & Order
episodes.”

“Was I the good guy or the bad guy?”

“You were some kind of pervert. Putting plastic bags over little girls’ heads or something like that.”

“One of my finest roles.”

“Have you gotten any big parts recently?” Tim Reilly asked. Eddie hadn’t seen Reilly since their last reunion, so he couldn’t blame him for the question.

“I gave all that up a few years ago. I just teach now.”

“Not a bad fucking gig,” Wilkins said. “Out at four. Summers off. I’d take it. I’ve been getting killed these days.”

Eddie wanted to say that an opening could be found, if it attracted him all that much.

“The job does have its perks.”

“Plus you get scholarships for the kids, right?”

“I don’t have any kids just yet. But in theory, yes.”

“Lucky bastard.” Wilkins laughed, and his cheeks turned
red, his freckles seeming to bleed out into the rest of his face. “We’ve got two, and we’re already sweating how to get the older one into preschool. Do you know how much that shit costs these days? Even if I make partner in a couple of years, I couldn’t pay two St. Albert’s tuitions and keep the place on the North Shore. It didn’t used to be so expensive to be rich in this town. Now it’s just the hedge fund guys like Price here who can swing it. Mere professionals need not apply.”

Eddie separated himself from the group and walked to the far wall of the library, where a makeshift bar stood beneath a large circular window that looked out on the park. A banner stretched across the window: “St. Albert’s School Welcomes You Back.” Beneath it, the young woman working the bar smiled at Eddie with uncertain recognition, a once-common reaction that had become less so in recent years.

“You look familiar,” she said as she filled his glass with ice.

Perhaps she was just flirting. That was still common enough.

“I know what it is,” she added before he could respond. “You buy your morning coffee at the Flying Duck Market around the corner. We’re the caterers for this thing.”

“That must be it,” Eddie said. “I’m the drama teacher here.”

“That’s so funny,” she told him. “I’m an actress.”

Eddie wasn’t surprised to hear it. She was pretty—though not, he reflected, quite pretty enough.

“I work at the Flying Duck to pay the bills,” she continued.

Eddie tried to think of something encouraging to say.

“That’s as good a reason as any to work somewhere.”

He took his drink and turned from the bar just in time to see Max Blakeman arrive. Eddie’s mood immediately lifted at the sight of Blakeman. He’d known what he was in for that night—his classmates with their growing families and easy success, the questions about Martha Martin and his own acting
career. The one appeal the evening had held was the chance to see Blakeman. They’d been best friends for years, but it seemed like they hardly spoke these days. Eddie missed him, perhaps more than anything else about his old life. They caught each other’s eyes as Luce made his first attempt to call the room to order.

“If I could have just a moment of everyone’s time, and then I’ll let you get back to catching up with old friends.”

Eddie watched with satisfaction as his classmates continued their conversations, barely acknowledging the effort to silence them. George Luce had been a young history teacher when Eddie’s class was in school. Eddie’s own mother—a secretary at St. Albert’s for more than twenty years—had handled Luce’s application to teach at the school. Only Eddie knew him in his role as headmaster, and the others seemed not to understand why they ought to be listening to him.

“As some of you know,” Luce pressed on, “I’m the kind of man to whom tradition is a very serious matter.” Luce was the kind of man, Eddie thought, who liked to tell people what kind of man he was. “Tomorrow, another class will graduate from St. Albert’s,” Luce continued. “This is the sixtieth graduating class in the school’s history, and its members will go on to the finest colleges and universities in the nation. I take pride in having guided the tradition of St. Albert’s to this auspicious point.” The room came slowly to puzzled attention, as though seeking the source of a faint but persistent buzz disturbing the ambience. Just as Luce secured command of his audience, he seemed to lose the thread of his speech. “I hope you all have as many fond memories of your time here as we who are still here have of you,” he concluded. “Now I’d like to hand things over to your class president, Justin Price.”

In the days leading up to the reunion, Eddie had entertained the idea of saying a few words himself, offering his
insider’s view of life at St. Albert’s these days. That seemed foolish now. As the only member of his class still connected to the school’s daily existence, he’d considered himself a kind of host that night, but he’d played no role in planning the event. Such duties and privileges fell naturally to people—like Justin—in a position to write checks of some significance to the school’s endowment and capital needs.

“I’m going to be brief,” Justin began, “since I think it’s my job to catch Wilky when he passes out.”

Justin had come to St. Albert’s in the seventh grade as part of the Bootstrappers Program, which matched gifted underprivileged students with private-school scholarships. He’d been one of three black students to graduate in their class, and he now worked at some kind of financial concern—a fund? a firm? a trust?—with an ostentatiously generic name like Redwood or Bedrock, whose primary business so far as Eddie could tell was printing money in sufficient quantities to buy Justin a house on the South Fork and an apartment on Park Avenue by the time he’d turned thirty.

“Most of you know how important St. Albert’s is to me, how the opportunity to come here changed my life. And I want that opportunity extended to as many young boys as possible. That’s why I’m marking our fifteenth reunion by establishing a class scholarship fund. I encourage you all to consider contributing, in addition to your usual support of the annual campaign. To get us started, I’m endowing the fund with a gift of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.”

Luce briefly applauded this number, but he was met only with uncomfortable laughter from Justin.

“I’m also committed to matching every dollar given to the fund up to another two hundred and fifty. So that’s a challenge to you cheap bastards. That’s all I’ve got to say, really, except it’s great to see old friends.”

Two hundred and fifty grand in one shot, Eddie thought as he raised his glass in a toast. Half a million, depending on how things worked out. It was certainly impressive, given where Justin had started. Though neither gifted nor excessively underprivileged himself, Eddie had also been something of a scholarship case, since his middle-class Irish immigrant parents could never have sent him to St. Albert’s without the steep discount offered to employees. If his own career had gone just a little differently, he might have had that kind of money to throw around now. After all, the gift was less than Martha made for each episode of
Dr. Drake.

As the crowd fell back into conversation, Eddie crossed the room to find Blakeman.

“Just the man I’ve been waiting to see,” Blakeman said.

“You, too,” Eddie said. “I wasn’t sure you would make it.”

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